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[STPer18]

It's his wife I worried about.

Footy star deletes TikTok video where he is filmed dunking his wife into a bucket of water and using her as a mop after he was slammed by fans for 'horrible' clip.
AFL star Joel Selwood was inundated with backlash after he posted TikTok video
Clip shows him dunking his wife into bucket and using her as a mop to wipe floor
Disapproving fans slammed the video and said it set a bad example for kids
A football star has deleted a TikTok video which shows him using his wife as a mop after the 'horrible' clip was slammed online.

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You wouldn't catch Trent doing that.

Brooke would be the one dunking Trent in the bucket, right?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Brooke would be the one dunking Trent in the bucket, right?

Right before she teabags him.

 

[Over The Post]

I'm not sure many AFL players are avid can readers

efa

 

[Pollywaffle]

I'm not sure many AFL players are avid readers

Gee don’t give them any more ammunition for their ‘mental health’ issues…

 

[Pistol Night]

efa

Not true. Jordan DeGoey is only 4 books away from completing the entire Grug collection

 

[TedDougChris]

Not true. Jordan DeGoey is only 4 books away from completing the entire Grug collection

Yeah - but he is missing the key ones, like “Grug doesn’t grope women”, “Grug doesn’t threaten people with chopsticks”.

Oh, sorry - that last one was a limited edition Dusty version….

 

[Pistol Night]

Yeah - but he is missing the key ones, like “Grug doesn’t grope women”, “Grug doesn’t threaten people with chopsticks”.

Oh, sorry - that last one was a limited edition Dusty version….

“Grug dates an influencer” “Grug tells St Kilda to GAGF”

 

[TedDougChris]

“Grug dates an influencer” “Grug tells St Kilda to GAGF”

“Grug wins a final” - not available to Essendon supporters….

 

[Sky]

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well there goes my stiffy mate

 

[Pistol Night]

well there goes my stiffy mate

Squint and pretend it’s Judge Judy.

 

[philreich]

Yeah - but he is missing the key ones, like “Grug doesn’t grope women”, “Grug doesn’t threaten people with chopsticks”.

Oh, sorry - that last one was a limited edition Dusty version….

Jordan was very upset about the Collingwood library being destroyed by fire overnight - particularly in view of the fact that both books were destroyed. Unfortunately one of them hadn't even been coloured in.

 

[Pistol Night]

Jordan was very upset about the Collingwood library being destroyed by fire overnight - particularly in view of the fact that both books were destroyed. Unfortunately one of them hadn't even been coloured in.

He had high hopes for his bulldozer colour in winning a prize at the show next year too. Devastation

 

[caveman72]

Surprised that Tom Stewart didn't get a spot with his coward punching and refusing to shake hands with the little girl on GF day.

We all can't be upstanding citizens like you going round shaking hands with the unemployed every day

 

[Crabapplepittard]

It's not a good award to get at all.
It's not as if at Christmas ,when the family asks what are you doing at the moment , and you say, 'Just on my computer all day, I won flog of the year on Bay 13 which was good.'

You were stiff this year. @footyisthewin outflogged you but you were a deserved 2nd.

 

[All Aust]

Not true. Jordan DeGoey is only 4 books away from completing the entire Grug collection

Jordan could at least give Gill the Heads up on Grug. Anything in that series with pictures of

Grug sweeps with his BFF, magical disappearance?

Grug handles sensitive racial enquiries with BFF magical disappearance?

Grug goes to AFLW GF's without BFF?

 

[Blackhawk42]

Dow being a bust doesn't really hurt as it was a pretty s**t draft that year.

Don't be mad that you took Dow and O'Brien at 3 and 10 while we took Dylan Moore at 67.

Just be better.

 

[Bigelow]

Thanks Mofra

Excellent work

Well worth the wait.

 

[Blackhawk42]

It's his wife I worried about.

Footy star deletes TikTok video where he is filmed dunking his wife into a bucket of water and using her as a mop after he was slammed by fans for 'horrible' clip.
AFL star Joel Selwood was inundated with backlash after he posted TikTok video
Clip shows him dunking his wife into bucket and using her as a mop to wipe floor
Disapproving fans slammed the video and said it set a bad example for kids
A football star has deleted a TikTok video which shows him using his wife as a mop after the 'horrible' clip was slammed online.

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You wouldn't catch Trent doing that.

Man does housework and feminists STILL find something to complain about.

 

[Madas]

I’m giving Dylan Shiel

9

Dylan Shiel

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.6

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.2

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

23.4

5star

K

13.6

5star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.2

2star

T

3.4

4star

CL

6.4

5star

D

19.8

5star

K

8.4

4star

HB

11.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

3.8

5star

a participation award

 

[AlecDuncan]

Thanks Mof for another fine 50. Hopefully my team is less represented next year.

 

[AlecDuncan]

Clip shows him dunking his wife into bucket and using her as a mop to wipe floor

A friend married a guy down the west coast and he used to regularly spar with arch-feminist lesbians running a cafe there. He brought his new wife in to show her off. On a dog leash and on all fours.

Marry a woman with a sense of humour.

 

[Braklet]

A friend married a guy down the west coast and he used to regularly spar with arch-feminist lesbians running a cafe there. He brought his new wife in to show her off. On a dog leash and on all fours.

Marry a woman with a sense of humour.

I think I would pay to watch that happen.

 

[Sainter3and7]

A friend married a guy down the west coast and he used to regularly spar with arch-feminist lesbians running a cafe there. He brought his new wife in to show her off. On a dog leash and on all fours.

Marry a woman with a sense of humour.

They'd have seen furries before.

 

[yyou]

I think I would pay to watch that happen.

I think I HAVE paid to watch something like that.

 

[Makeshift Park]

I asked GPT3 (language AI) to write a tragic poem about Jaidyn Stephenson

2

Jaidyn Stephenson

Age

25

Ht

189cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

8.8

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.5

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.2

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.4

5star

. It came back with this:



I think we might have a couple seasons left before GPT-3 puts Mof out of work.