Movie Quotes that could fire up your team in September

[Neville Bartos]

FremantLOL, West Coke, Essenscum, MeLBOURNEfail, Ninthmond, Carlton99, Brisb(Haven't got a good one yet, but who seriously hires a senior coach with no experience) and Port Powerchoke need not bother getting involved with this thread, because you all support teams that are just plain shit and obviously don't need any motivation over the next few weeks.

When Lethal Leigh mentioned to his players that "If it bleeds we can kill it" a great quote from Predator that inspired his players to victory.

What are some other good quotes that your teams can use to get the job done in September?

My suggestion:

"You're beessssht? Loosshers alwaysh whine about their bessssht, winnersh go home and **** the prom queen"
- Sean Connery (The Rock)

 

[rainman06]

Shit thread

 

[GuzzLG]

More of a TV quote, but here's one for North:

Homer Simpson:
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

 

[Bigeasy]

Irony can be pretty ironic- William Shatner, Flying High 2

 

[shinbonerspirit]

“Sean: See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.”


Good will hunting.

- boner

 

[Simon from Ivanhoe]

Pulp Fiction (bruce Willis)

THREAD'S DEAD BABY, THREAD'S DEAD.

 

[skipjack]

"Good. GOOOOOOD! Feel the hate!"

 

[Neville Bartos]

Pulp Fiction (bruce Willis)

THREAD'S DEAD BABY, THREAD'S DEAD.

So, are you saying that this thread sucks by actually going along with it? That's some good ol fashion irony that can be pretty ironic

 

[Bigeasy]

So, are you saying that this thread sucks by actually going along with it? That's some good ol fashion irony that can be pretty ironic

See Nev, my contribution was not only relevant, it is bordering on psychic.

 

[Neville Bartos]

See Nev, my contribution was not only relevant, it is bordering on psychic.

It's a shame we get along...

 

[Bigeasy]

It's a shame we get along...

And that reminds me of Jack Nicholson's line in Mars Attacks when he is confronted by the aliens after they have killed all of congress and says"

"Why can't we all.... just get along".

 

[oogac]

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

 

[huggy_b]

Geelong: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing against us this weekend.
St Kilda: Alliteration aside, we'll take my chances in the tournament.
Geelong: Yeah, you will take your chances.
St Kilda: I know. I just said that.
Geelong: I know you just said that.
St Kilda: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Geelong: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.
St Kilda: That's what I said.
Geelong: That's what I'm saying to *you*.
St Kilda: All right.
Geelong: ...TouchÈ.

 

[Bigeasy]

Geelong: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing against us this weekend.
St Kilda: Alliteration aside, we'll take my chances in the tournament.
Geelong: Yeah, you will take your chances.
St Kilda: I know. I just said that.
Geelong: I know you just said that.
St Kilda: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Geelong: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.
St Kilda: That's what I said.
Geelong: That's what I'm saying to *you*.
St Kilda: All right.
Geelong: ...TouchÈ.

That's either Dodgeball or one of Malcolm Blights pre game addresses!

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Dunno bout quotes by those scenes in Braveheart where blokes go mental and kill for the blue and white could be good.

 

[huggy_b]

That's either Dodgeball or one of Malcolm Blights pre game addresses!

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Neil Craig's Finals Gameplan


Garry: Shotguns? Like guns that fire shot?

Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation then, that's right guns that fire shot.

Garry: Who are we doing this for then?

Barry the Baptist: You're doing this for my employer. You know, because you need to know.

Garry: So it's on one of those need to know basis is it?

Barry the Baptist: ****ing northern monkeys.

Garry: I hate these southern fairies.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Max Rooke.

Lionel Hutz is no more, say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

 

[Mofra]

Dunno bout quotes by those scenes in Braveheart where blokes go mental and kill for the blue and white could be good.

Why would you use that as a metaphor? The Blue & White still ended up being the Red & Whte's bitches, regardless of what a work of fiction says.

Perhaps this is where your past captains took their idea of (forgive spelling) "prima notte" from

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Conversation about Gee vs StK... adapted from Snatch

Turkish: I'm bettin' the Saints get F***ed

Mickey: Wha dya mehan, prahper foiked?

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Conversation about Gee vs StK... adapted from Snatch

Turkish: I'm bettin' the Saints get F***ed

Mickey: Wha dya mehan, prahper foiked?

Ferkoof!

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Ferkoof!

Ahhl tehl yer wahrt... Ahhl foight ya fur it

 

[Tex_21]

There is no spoon!

 

[rizzbang]

wort du i warnt a carrrvan fur?? its goort no whiils

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Ahhl tehl yer wahrt... Ahhl foight ya fur it

How are those sausages going?

5 minutes Turkish.

Hang on. You told me they'd be 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago.