tony
il capo
- Apr 30, 2004
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This weekend, Muddiemoose is celebrating his 100th game, and to celebrate that fact, he is releasing his Autobiography, 'Muddiemoose - My Story So Far.'
I suggest you pick yourself up a copy so you can learn all about the twists and tribulations of Muddiemoose's career. There are some great chapters in the book, such as:
- Why I was the best of the 3 amigos.
- Winning the TFLUA-TIGER Award: The Greatest Award of all.
- How I captained the Bears to a losing final.
- How to **** up a team list (I think the Old Boys got an advanced copy of this chapter).
- How I tricked tony into being captain.
- How to rig a Bears Best and Fairest.
- Supersuns, my best friend and enemy, but I like his mum more.
- Mastering the Art of Pretending to Listen to the Coach.
- Why you should never search for the word 'Muddiemoose' on Google at work or in front of your kids.
- The Great Mascot Mix-Up: When I Dressed as a Bear and Confused Everyone.
- Rivalries, Rumours, and the Real Reason Behind My Mysterious Absences.