Off-topic NBA Finals: Kidd’s Mighty Mavs v the Boston Stranglers in Chokefest - choke and choke again

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The last (and only) time the Johnny-come-lately (est. 1980) Mavs won the championship in 2011, Coach Kidd was still playing for them (second time around)



Meanwhile, despite having a league equal-high 17 pennants, the Shamrock Duds (est. 1946) have amassed a measly 1 since 1986… sound familiar? No wonder they’re the favourite team of our resident Carltank tragic



Well friends, the time has come for them to choke again - may the best team (Dallas) win and let that Commie ‘Red’ Auerbach roll in his grave!



For once I’m in a favourable time zone and looking forward to the series being closed out in… 6 games

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Where are you Boston’s number #1 fan Elmer_Judd ? Afraid of losing to a team
coached by a Thunderbird????

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Let’s go Mavs!

 

[smasha]

Where are you Boston’s number #1 fan Elmer_Judd ? Afraid of losing to a team
coached by a Thunderbird????

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Maynard from Tool.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Checking in.

ZINGER THROW IT DOWN !!!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Here he is…

LOLtics are falling right into our trap so far

I especially like the way we’re putting our smallest defender on Porzingis

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

KRISTAP PORZINGIS - REMEMBER HIS NAME !

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Maybe if the Mavs entire offence didn’t consist of a high screen for Luka? Just a thought

Also, you’re ~20 points down, shoot some 3s FFS

 

[dav3]

Is Pendles playing? I hear he comes from a basketball background

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^He would probably do better then some of these clowns

Having said that…

Going to be highly embarrassing for Boscum when they lose from 30 points up

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Mazzle-Dazzle giving Kidd a major coaching lesson

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

This reminds me why I don’t watch NBA any more…

Selfish, one-dimensional offense

Minimal defense/teamwork

Travel/carry on almost every play

3 second rule more forgotten than the Aints last premiership

Rules designed to appeal to morons with shot clock, zone defence rules etc.

More pushing off than an old folks home during COVID

Having said that, zinger burger is putting on an exhibition

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Back to 8 points… choke is on!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Bloody mav's are the lolnorf of the NBA!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

That Fat Slob Luka is no match for J-Dizzle (Jaylen Brown)

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Bloody mav's are the lolnorf of the NBA!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Back to 8 points… choke is on!

How did that work out for you ?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Sgut up D.H i'n not even NBA fan i just wanted to annoy you!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

That Fat Slob Luka is no match for J-Dizzle (Jaylen Brown)

Is he Serb ot Croat?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How did that work out for you ?

Have you left the game already?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Jrue Holliday is inspirational !

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

BUFFALO YOU BEAUTIFUL BALD MAGICIAN!

So Majestic!!!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Mav's are the shittest NBA play off team in the history of the NBA!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I was a much better FT shooter than these bums