Rumour Noah Balta assault charges

[perplexed]

Kane Cornes is going to go nuts about Richmond giving this bloke a 7 year deal.

So he should. It was a very generous offer for a player of Balta's output. He finished seventh in their bnf a few years ago, other than that he has never been top ten. In a normal situation he'd get a much shorter deal. But with all their players leaving they need these type of long front loaded deals to make the minimum cap.

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Should've been Whiskas
Buddha must be the ultimate character witness

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The Hocking boys are from Cobram / Barooga which is the next river town down from Yarrawonga / Mulwala.

The plot thickens.

 

[frggr]

I believe this warrants a custodial sentence.

I think having to play for Richmond this season is a more appropriate punishment

 

[frggr]

The Hocking boys are from Cobram / Barooga which is the next river town down from Yarrawonga / Mulwala.

The plot thickens.

You know who else is from Cobram?

 

[bradfisher14]

This thread is going well.

Basically nobody has a clue what actually happened

That sounds like every other thread on bigfooty to be fair

 

[hilly]

At least he didn't assault a woman like your gutless players are known for

Which current players would that be?

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Who cares, Balta has already moved on to building his next children's hospital or whatever noble venture was next on his agenda.

The good people of Mulwala are actually already in the process of building a big bronze statue of Noah Balta in the town square. It depicts a scene of him backhanding a flog whilst the good townsfolk cheer him as one. Early days, but I hear an AFL approved documentary about the event has been given the initial green light. The rumour mill already has Baz Luhrmann attached to direct, and a script will kick off 1st quarter 2025.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

So he should. It was a very generous offer for a player of Balta's output. He finished seventh in their bnf a few years ago, other than that he has never been top ten. In a normal situation he'd get a much shorter deal. But with all their players leaving they need these type of long front loaded deals to make the minimum cap.

They've got to have some semblance of a playing spine and a defence. No Astbury, no Grimes, no Rioli, no Baker within the space of 2 years. Him and Vlaustin are it. His additional value is his swingman capability, and his age. Like the share market, timing is important.

 

[WillHayward]

They've got to have some semblance of a playing spine and a defence. No Astbury, no Grimes, no Rioli, no Baker within the space of 2 years. Him and Vlaustin are it. His additional value is his swingman capability, and his age. Like the share market, timing is important.

He's like GameStop.

 

[BIGHAWK23]

Unsure of what actually happened

But if you've ever been to this Ski Club, you will know its not hard to find yourself an issue

Especially someone with a profile, its a horrendous place

 

[Boxo004]

Unsure of what actually happened

But if you've ever been to this Ski Club, you will know its not hard to find yourself an issue

Especially someone with a profile, its a horrendous place

At holiday time is exacerbated.

 

[tiger_tough]

So he should. It was a very generous offer for a player of Balta's output. He finished seventh in their bnf a few years ago, other than that he has never been top ten. In a normal situation he'd get a much shorter deal. But with all their players leaving they need these type of long front loaded deals to make the minimum cap.

Hes had injury issues and been played all over the ground most of his career. He has proven to be a quality defender when settled.

Towelled Hawkins up in a grand final a few years ago...

 

[tiger_tough]

Culcha

 

[LanceRomance]

Hes had injury issues and been played all over the ground most of his career. He has proven to be a quality defender when settled.

Towelled Hawkins up in a grand final a few years ago...

No stranger to the rough conduct charge either

 

[Maurice Mitchell]

His additional value is his swingman capability, and his age. Like the share market, timing is important.

Clubs are paying big dollars for key defenders. Free agent next year.

No brainer contract.