Official - Johncock doesn't like the nickname 'Stiffy'

[tribey]

Just on 5AA now.

A bloke rang up bleating about how childish and "pathetic" the nickname Stiffy is during KG's calls and Cornesy agreed with him, saying he "didn't particularly like it either."

Just then the AFC rang up and confirmed that Graham doesn't like the nickname either - so there you go.

I thought it was his 'official' nickname, moniker, sobriquet if you will.

So there we are, he needs a new one. Get to it guys.

 

[Cap]

Toilet

 

[Southerntakeover]

How about 'boner'?

 

[tribey]

How about 'boner'?

Heh, an old bloke rang through and said the same thing.

The next one said "pocket rocket".

 

[Cap]

Dirty D!ck

 

[emperor]

Jewel

 

[RoosterLad]

No wonder he didn't look too happy when I yelled out STIFFYY!!!!!!!!!!! when he was standing next to me at the Archer after my sisters 21st a couple of years ago.

 

[Cap]

No wonder he didn't look too happy when I yelled out STIFFYY!!!!!!!!!!! when he was standing next to me at the Archer after my sisters 21st a couple of years ago.

don't worry he seems a pretty good blokes. One of my mates kept calling him Burgoune (sp?) for about 30 minutes one night at a pub (actually it was the GF that port won so work that out) he kept just saying, My name is Graham Johncock, poor bastard

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Stiffy is a wicked nickname, I dont know what he is whinging about better than half mongrel, chubb, chubby, puff, boner, erect pen!s, fat etc etc

 

[RoosterLad]

Haha at least I got his name right. He was cool though, just not smashed like I was. It was October 04 and I told him what a good year he had had and the Crows would improve and finish top 4 the next year, he said 'we will see' or something.. how right I was.

 

[Jars458]

Viagra

 

[haywood jablome]

Stiffy is a ****ing funny nickname.

 

[Cap]

No wonder he didn't look too happy when I yelled out STIFFYY!!!!!!!!!!! when he was standing next to me at the Archer after my sisters 21st a couple of years ago.

ahh grog does wonderful things


I once told Carey he should come to the Crows after seeing him at the Havelock after a North Melbourne game - he told there was no chance in hell...

 

[RoosterLad]

Now who's laughing hey Cappy?!?!?!?!?

 

[swanfan]

ahh grog does wonderful things


I once told Carey he should come to the Crows after seeing him at the Havelock after a North Melbourne game - he told there was no chance in hell...

Money does strange things as well.

 

[RoosterLad]

Money does strange things as well.

As well as putting one through your best mate's missus.

 

[King Elvis]

If Pav comes home, it'll be because of me.

Last year at the Alma one night, I was pretty drunk, and I think he may have been too, we started talking and I told him he should come back to Adelaide, not to play for the Crows, but for Woodville West Torrens.

I think I convinced him it would be a sweet career move.

 

[swanfan]

As well as putting one through your best mate's missus.

Good point.

 

[whattagun07]

i think you'll find pav has/will soon put pen to paper for the dockers

 

[whattagun07]

how about we call him 'Graham Johnco'
coz apparently 'ck' is silent in '****'

(they won't let me write 'c...o...c..k')

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

i think you'll find pav has/will soon put pen to paper for the dockers

and this has what to do with Stiffy?

 

[jenny61_99]

My son, a couple of years ago must have miss heard us talking about the players (he was just 3 at the time) and one day when we were watching a game he yelled out "Come on SNIFFY".... Johncock has been Sniffy in our household ever since!

 

[whattagun07]

look two posts before mine.
kingelvis brought it up not me

 

[*PAF]

and this has what to do with Stiffy?

... when he saw the size of the contract?

 

[raboyle]

I guess a nickname like Stiffy would be pretty hard to live with.