Oh great, ANOTHER reason to despise Carlton!

[A Cut Above]

Big Blue has heart surgery, quick recovery expected

Carlton is hoping its star ruckman will have a speedy return after a heart procedure

www.afl.com.au

What kind of cold-hearted club of greedy paper-baggers forces a player to play a bloody practice match ONE WEEK after he's had heart surgery!??

Seriously, **** you Carlton. This isn't even his first heart operation, after having one late last year - which begs the question how serious the issue must be if the first op didn't fix it, and why the hell the Tankers are forcing him to play a practice match during the hottest part of the year after he's barely climbed out of bed from the second.

Heart problems are absolutely no joke and should be treated with the utmost seriousness. Shit its only football, and not even a game for 4 points.. why the hell wouldn't Kreuzer play it safe and stay away from full intensity stuff until round one? If worst comes to worst I hope his family sues the club's absolute **** off.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

His teammates play with no heart, so the medical staff thought he'd be right to play.

 

[Yoey]

Carlton are done, just fold them now.

 

[chelseacarlton]

He just had Farlaps inserted, he’ll be right mate!

 

[Stronzo]

I actually hope they have a good year so some of their fans start posting again.

Before they were beaten into submission by their decade of shite, they were one of the easiest clubs to troll.

 

[Mofra]

He just had Farlaps inserted, he’ll be right mate!

There you go with that hi-fallutin' medical mumbo jumbo again

 

[Sgt Bargearse]

He just had Farlaps inserted, he’ll be right mate!

Farlaps was a magnificent horse. Better than Blinx and Makeabikkie Diva.

 

[chelseacarlton]

There you go with that hi-fallutin' medical mumbo jumbo again

Farlaps was a magnificent horse. Better than Blinx and Makeabikkie Diva.

Shit, was it really spelled with a Ph?
I spose I get a D for trying!
Btw both of you campaigners can phar koff ya pillocks!

 

[Beer n Skittles]

When are Hawthorn going to fix Wingard's heart?

 

[JustaBattler]

I actually hope they have a good year so some of their fans start posting again.

Before they were beaten into submission by their decade of shite, they were one of the easiest clubs to troll.

Still recovering from Carlton ending your team's season last year?

 

[T2B_]

When are Hawthorn going to fix Wingard's heart?

Have to have one to fix tho.

 

[Stronzo]

Still recovering from Carlton ending your team's season last year?

I don’t remember last season.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I don’t remember last season.

Springtime bro, it was spring!

 

[Tubby loggins]

When are Hawthorn going to fix Wingard's heart?

Ever tried operating on a f’ken pea.

 

[2020Flagpies]

You don't need a reason dopey

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Who performed this surgery?

 

[leobarryustar]

Still recovering from Carlton ending your team's season last year?

Gold Coast did that in round 2

 

[JustaBattler]

Gold Coast did that in round 2

All Freo had to do was beat Carlton in W.A. on their own home ground Cripps wasn't even playing and they would have been a game clear in the eight. Your mob put up a better fight at home in Sydney- but Carlton managed to drive a nail into your season as well - watched that one on an IPad whilst in Transylvania would you believe - Romanians get 1GB broadband to the home - down here they recon smoke signals is a broad band thing - thank you Liberal party and thank you Malcolm nuff nuff Turnbull you F****ing idjots.


sheeesh did I just go off topic ranty?

 

[leobarryustar]

Carlton managed to drive a nail into your season as well

I dont think you fully understand the concept. You probably don’t remember what finals are like, but you did play them once upon a time. Those finals when we knocked you out of the comp in 09 and 13 were nails in your seasons. But when 16th on the ladder plays 17th, its just something to watch on a saturday.

 

[JustaBattler]

I dont think you fully understand the concept. You probably don’t remember what finals are like, but you did play them once upon a time. Those finals when we knocked you out of the comp in 09 and 13 were nails in your seasons. But when 16th on the ladder plays 17th, its just something to watch on a saturday.

Hey - think of bottom four as its own mini competition - you'll get used to it - I'm speaking from experience.

 

[leobarryustar]

Hey - think of bottom four as its own mini competition - you'll get used to it - I'm speaking from experience.

Excellent, so Swans won the bottom four. Yay!

 

[fumbler]

Excellent, so Swans won the bottom four. Yay!

I remember when Richmond was that grand.

 

[Thrawn]

Big Blue has heart surgery, quick recovery expected

Carlton is hoping its star ruckman will have a speedy return after a heart procedure

www.afl.com.au

What kind of cold-hearted club of greedy paper-baggers forces a player to play a bloody practice match ONE WEEK after he's had heart surgery!??

Seriously, fu** you Carlton. This isn't even his first heart operation, after having one late last year - which begs the question how serious the issue must be if the first op didn't fix it, and why the hell the Tankers are forcing him to play a practice match during the hottest part of the year after he's barely climbed out of bed from the second.

Heart problems are absolutely no joke and should be treated with the utmost seriousness. Shit its only football, and not even a game for 4 points.. why the hell wouldn't Kreuzer play it safe and stay away from full intensity stuff until round one? If worst comes to worst I hope his family sues the club's absolute **** off.

Are you a cardiologist?

Privy to his medical history?

Do you even know what the procedure actually was? It's not like he had a triple bypass ffs.

No one is forcing anyone anything. If you think the club is going to risk a player's life against the advice of specialists then you're even more stupid than I thought.

 

[Thrawn]

His teammates play with no heart, so the medical staff thought he'd be right to play.

Bit harsh on Cripps, Docherty and Simpson, but I lol'ed.

 

[BronCrow]

I actually hope they have a good year so some of their fans start posting again.

Before they were beaten into submission by their decade of shite, they were one of the easiest clubs to troll.

They're all on the Crows board instead nowadays