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- Sep 21, 2005
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I was on the rock n roll last year due to a series of unfortunate events . After a while in order to continue receiving my commonwealth benefits my mutual obligation service provider offered (blackmailed) me some online training from an outfit called ALFFIE.com
I chose a cert III in personal care , it’s meant to prepare you for a career wiping old mens arses or something.
To shorten the story , I was amazed at how shoddy and slapdash the online course material was. It was full of grammatical errors and read like it was a cut and paste job from an ESL year 10 project . Indeed the cut & paste function wasn’t disabled on the website so to answer the course questions I just copied wholesale from the material provided .
The course questions were insultingly simplistic - “ If a client shat his pants would you a) leave him to mellow in it b) find him a new pair of strides”
Anyhoo I was so disappointed with the shoddiness of my mandated learning , I did some research and found out that the head of the outfit is Paul Licuria
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How much is the government paying him for offering up this turd sandwich ?
I chose a cert III in personal care , it’s meant to prepare you for a career wiping old mens arses or something.
To shorten the story , I was amazed at how shoddy and slapdash the online course material was. It was full of grammatical errors and read like it was a cut and paste job from an ESL year 10 project . Indeed the cut & paste function wasn’t disabled on the website so to answer the course questions I just copied wholesale from the material provided .
The course questions were insultingly simplistic - “ If a client shat his pants would you a) leave him to mellow in it b) find him a new pair of strides”
Anyhoo I was so disappointed with the shoddiness of my mandated learning , I did some research and found out that the head of the outfit is Paul Licuria
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Paul Licuria
- Age
- 46
- Ht
- 179cm
- Wt
- 81kg
- Pos.
- Mid
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 21.1
- 5star
- K
- 11.9
- 4star
- HB
- 9.2
- 5star
- M
- 4.9
- 5star
- T
- 2.6
- 4star
No current season stats available
- D
- 10.4
- 3star
- K
- 6.6
- 3star
- HB
- 3.8
- 3star
- M
- 1.8
- 2star
- T
- 1.2
- 3star
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How much is the government paying him for offering up this turd sandwich ?