Post here if you have the GOAT Improver (In the AFL)

[zackah]

LOL aints you shittrucks. What did we pay for him?

checks notes

Oh that's right. Nothing

EAD Plugger35

Also LOL at confirming it was for the AFL as opposed to being the GOAT improver in netball ffs

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Confirmed.
Will help you to 11th spot this season.

 

[AvantGardener]

 

[zackah]

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Is it possible to compare someone to zero games? #DIV/0!

 

[STPer18]

So Hoyney's champion data mumbo jumbo says this guy has gone from liquid shit to somewhat firmer shit? Wow, can't describe how impressed I am right now.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

So Essington's best player is a St Kilda reject?

Sounds about right, given Dodo's drafting record.

 

[zackah]

So Essington's best player is a St Kilda reject?

Sounds about right, given Dodo's drafting record.

GOAT improver friend. I could probably pick a few better overall in this game

 

[FISTO]

 

[taurus]

An oldie.

Brett Kirk

Brett Kirk

Age

48

Ht

184cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.5

5star

K

8.9

3star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

5.3

5star

CL

2.4

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.8

4star

K

13.0

5star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

. The man could not handball nor kick when he first played. He retired as a premiership winning captain. The epitome of Right man at Right place.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Perfect fit for the Bummers

143 games, never played in a winning final

 

[frggr]

LOL aints you shittrucks. What did we pay for him?

checks notes

Oh that's right. Nothing

EAD Plugger35

Also LOL at confirming it was for the AFL as opposed to being the GOAT improver in netball ffs

"Biggest improver" just means he gets the coach's award on pie night

 

[V_23]

zackah is the GOAT Bay mod improver. From seriously shite to moderately shite

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Plugger35 stats don’t lie, what say you?

 

[jannissary]

no other AFL player has gone from rank 222 to rank 33 in just 8 weeks! he's truly one of the greatest of all time!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Dinsdale Starburns_

 

[V_23]

Dead cat bounce

A dead cat bounce is a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock. Derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height", the phrase is also popularly applied to any case where a subject experiences a brief resurgence during or following a severe decline. This may also be known as a "sucker rally".

 

[zackah]

no other AFL player has gone from rank 222 to rank 33 in just 8 weeks! he's truly one of the greatest of all time!

You should consider changing your username to gresham_truther

 

[jannissary]

You should consider changing your username to gresham_truther

i'm not spending money on that

but it's true i should

 

[Tiger2709]

LOL aints you shittrucks. What did we pay for him?

checks notes

Oh that's right. Nothing

EAD Plugger35

Also LOL at confirming it was for the AFL as opposed to being the GOAT improver in netball ffs

Its good to see he is already planning for the future?

 

[Darksidepoints]

Bloke couldnt kick over a jam jar at the Saints.

Good to see he has fast tracked his progress to Auskick standards.

 

[frggr]

I think Triggered Tiger is called "the goat improver" in his home village.

 

[frggr]

i'm not spending money on that

but it's true i should

If the mods really cared about you, they would take some money from the petty cash tin and make it happen

 

[Cyclops]

Isn't improver something you put on the garden? Not very nice Zackah, comparing Jade to chicken poo.

 

[jannissary]

If the mods really cared about you, they would take some money from the petty cash tin and make it happen

i agree big time, the mods are basically the board’s bourgeoise

 

[zackah]

i agree big time, the mods are basically the board’s bourgeoise

Well someone won't be getting any free username changes with fancy words we have to google