Training Pre Season '24

[LTT]

Send this info to yze, I'm sure there's a metaphor he can find

Pretty simple metaphor. If you are slow and plodding (a camel) you will be culled

 

[DickieKnee]

 

[Groupie_]

My brother spent the last three weeks shooting them in the Simpson Desert.

Shot about 1000 and recons they didn't make a don't in the population.

F_____ing horrible things camels.

reckon they'd kill and eat humans if they werent herbivores

 

[Groupie_]

Embarrassing

not really.

carltoon mascot is a blue

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Embarrassing

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[tigs2010]

We'd be pissing ourselves laughing on here if it was any other club.

I'm pissing myself laughing anyway

 

[Grrr]

My brother spent the last three weeks shooting them in the Simpson Desert.

Shot about 1000 and recons they didn't make a don't in the population.

F_____ing horrible things camels.

Well each to their own. Granted the Bactrian (Camelus bactrianus) is a far more aesthetic pleasing beast than the rather common dromedary (Camelus dromedarius) of which your brother has been killing, but both are far from horrible.

 

[Stigmata]

I mean why not just use this to complete the embarrassment

 

[Drunken Wookie]

i get it, bring in the camel to distract us from the fact we've done about half an hour of meaningful training this preseason and half the list is crippled. it's the old misdirection trick.

 

[Groupie_]

when is the shemans praccy

 

[beema limapep]

 

[Drunken Wookie]

when is the shemans praccy

got cancelled, were playing the camel now

 

[northeasttiger]

Who paid for the camel?

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Who paid for the camel?

Didn't have to pay for it. Marlion got it sorted through some connections.

 

[Truetiger]

Who paid for the camel?

Rather real camels then a fake one lol

 

[lizard man]

Don’t camels store heaps of water in their hump? Is this some sort of cryptic message from yze to the players about players needing to stay hydrated/fit?

 

[lizard man]

Okay I did a quick google check and camels don’t store water in their hump but they can go long periods without water so I still think there’s a cryptic message from yze to the players in there

 

[Muddiemoose]

Okay I did a quick google check and camels don’t store water in their hump but they can go long periods without water so I still think there’s a cryptic message from yze to the players in there

More humps so more father sons?

 

[tiger_tough]

Of course it's a ****ing metaphor. who gives a shit as long as the message gets through.

 

[Mr Unbelievable]

Maybe something to do with the camels foot

or maybe

camel toe

 

[Tiger_4_Life]

We'd be pissing ourselves laughing on here if it was any other club.

Dimma would be smirking

 

[Meteoric Rise]

As Oozay told the boys, you have not even commenced living until you have been whipped by a robot.

 

[northeasttiger]

maybe it's until you are foaming at the mouth you haven't trained hard enough.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Well each to their own. Granted the Bactrian (Camelus bactrianus) is a far more aesthetic pleasing beast than the rather common dromedary (Camelus dromedarius) of which your brother has been killing, but both are far from horrible.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

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