Competitions Qooty Tour of BigFooty - North Melbourne Board vs SFA . What's Qooty - come find out! Game on 1/2/18

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hi North Melbourne people. Allow myself to introduce....... myself.

I’m TheCoach16 (aka Mr. September). I play for the Baghdad Bombers in the SFA, where I’m universally considered a superstar, and an absolute ripping bloke. (Just ask me.)

You should know, I’m a joyless, grumpy old man. I have no desire to cultivate new friendships, and I don’t care for any tomfoolery or whimsy.
You may refer to me as “TheCoach16, Coach, Mr. September, or TC16”. NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances, “champ, mate, buddy, or pal”.
I do not “LOL” or “...” and I find rap music and the Richmond football club equally repulsive.

I look forward to our upcoming contest, and respectfully urge you to prepare for a devil of a skirmish.

For further information about me, feel free to inquire with your fellow North Melbournites, The Filth Wizard or Dingster . They are both great friends of mine, and love me dearly. Isn’t that right, TFW?

G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.

 

[rickety]

You don't hate us.

not yet, but they did sign Aaron Mullet

 

[rickety]

G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.

lol, stole a car, 3 break and enters and a vicious assault ...... then blames the drug...... sounds like a right diamond

 

[RedVest4]

Lol Nor...

Am I allowed to?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Lol Nor...

Am I allowed to?

f? I don't rightly know..........

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.

YOTR, I think I like you.............

 

[TJASTA]

oh hi gang
(i dont feel safe plz sent help)

 

[Dingster]

Hi North Melbourne people. Allow myself to introduce....... myself.

I’m TheCoach16 (aka Mr. September). I play for the Baghdad Bombers in the SFA, where I’m universally considered a superstar, and an absolute ripping bloke. (Just ask me.)

You should know, I’m a joyless, grumpy old man. I have no desire to cultivate new friendships, and I don’t care for any tomfoolery or whimsy.
You may refer to me as “TheCoach16, Coach, Mr. September, or TC16”. NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances, “champ, mate, buddy, or pal”.
I do not “LOL” or “...” and I find rap music and the Richmond football club equally repulsive.

I look forward to our upcoming contest, and respectfully urge you to prepare for a devil of a skirmish.

For further information about me, feel free to inquire with your fellow North Melbournites, The Filth Wizard or Dingster . They are both great friends of mine, and love me dearly. Isn’t that right, TFW?

You liked PhenomenalV1's post. You are dead to us.

 

[Firestarter]

Lol Nor...

Am I allowed to?

We dare you.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

WTF is this shit?

 

[Firestarter]

WTF is this shit?

Simulated matches where people shoot the shit in gameday threads to bump their own cred.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Simulated matches where people shoot the shit in gameday threads to bump their own cred.

Yup, pretty much.

 

[Roozee]

This'll be fun.

North board posters will recall something like this that me and Le Grille put on a year ago... well, this is official business.

Yes, I'm still suffering the premiership hangover from Team Jozeph's 'Shut up and buy a membership' grand final win!

 

[TheCoach16]

G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.

I like your moxy. Expect a recruitment PM from us...

 

[Roozee]

Lol Nor...

Am I allowed to?

 

[Roozee]

 

[TheCoach16]

You liked PhenomenalV1's post. You are dead to us.

Let’s be honest. We were on shaky ground to begin with...

 

[Dingster]

Let’s be honest. We were on shaky ground to begin with...

You are going to be our Ian Aitken to our Alistair Clarkson.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.

Now here's a prospect!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Now here's a prospect!

Sure is. Sad for the rest of you he's been put on ice as a Hawk since the last finals series.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

he's been put on ice as a Hawk since the last finals series.

That explains the résumé.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That explains the résumé.

He's our Ben Cousins.

 

[Dingster]

He's our Ben Cousins.

Throws a SFA friendly party?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Lol Nor...

Am I allowed to?

Why didn’t you finish it?

 

[Van_Dyke]

G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.

Possibly the best description I’ve heard of TheCoach16