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G'day champ after your impressive cover letter I scrolled up to read your list of achievements and it reads like the resume of an ice addict.Hi North Melbourne people. Allow myself to introduce....... myself.
I’m TheCoach16 (aka Mr. September). I play for the Baghdad Bombers in the SFA, where I’m universally considered a superstar, and an absolute ripping bloke. (Just ask me.)
You should know, I’m a joyless, grumpy old man. I have no desire to cultivate new friendships, and I don’t care for any tomfoolery or whimsy.
You may refer to me as “TheCoach16, Coach, Mr. September, or TC16”. NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances, “champ, mate, buddy, or pal”.
I do not “LOL” or “...” and I find rap music and the Richmond football club equally repulsive.
I look forward to our upcoming contest, and respectfully urge you to prepare for a devil of a skirmish.
For further information about me, feel free to inquire with your fellow North Melbournites, The Filth Wizard or Dingster . They are both great friends of mine, and love me dearly. Isn’t that right, TFW?