Society & Culture Rask's nephew is a ****head thread (and all things crap housemates). HE'S GONE

[Shell]

The w***er just called me at work and said, "Oh no. It looks like someone has been in your house and sprayed graffiti throughout".

You are joking

 

[Shell]

Call the police. ASAP

 

[Shell]

Even better, call the cops before getting home and if it's just the idiot there saying "it was only a joke", then maybe the cops can scare the s**t out of him anyway for making a false report or something

Nah I would see it first, dont want to be wasting the police's time.

 

[Shell]

What a complete utter bastard, if he has done this.

Needs a right belting. Bad.

 

[nobbyiscool]

I'd be stopping somewhere for a weapon on the way home...

Maybe something with some plausible deniability. Buy 1000 tomatoes so you need a knife, or buy a helmet and some gloves so you need a cricket bat.

 

[burge13]

This has been fascinating to follow. Just when you think it's over there's a twist

"Compelling viewing" - NY Times
"Twists and turns all the way" - Sunday Herald
99.98 on Rotten Tomatoes

 

[Smoooothy]

have i just read that right???

 

[Shell]

*waits patiently for an update

 

[mr bagcroft]

The w***er just called me at work and said, "Oh no. It looks like someone has been in your house and sprayed graffiti throughout".

Line is well crossed by now Rask..
Need to take drastic action now.
Like immediately make this guy homeless.
He is just taking the piss now.
And taking massive advantage of you.

 

[Over The Post]

It would be a shame if Rask found out it was true, went to the local pub to sit in front of a CCTV camera and drown his sorrows while an unidentified and unknown number of random individuals coincidentally descended on his place and took care of the nephew, his car and his belongings.

 

[Over The Post]

Lack of updates raises the disturbing possibility that Rask is currently too busy to be bothered with posting on bf

 

[Shell]

Lack of updates raises the disturbing possibility that Rask is currently too busy to be bothered with posting on bf

It's 4pm yeah in Qld? Should be home by now from school

 

[Shell]

Yeah I'm getting a little worried

 

[Shell]

It would be a shame if Rask found out it was true, went to the local pub to sit in front of a CCTV camera and drown his sorrows while an unidentified and unknown number of random individuals coincidentally descended on his place and took care of the nephew, his car and his belongings.

I'm trying to think if I know anyone who would bash someone up for me.


Maybe my brother he's a big guy. My ex would have for sure. .. I don't really have anyone else. My dad and uncle are way too old for that now

 

[Over The Post]

Until I worked in the yard at a car importer/wholesaler last year I would not have been able to name anyone with a sufficient predilection for violence and nastiness. Now I can think of several.

 

[Gough]

Twenty five years ago maybe but they're all dead or alcoholics now.

 

[raskolnikov]

He's a lying bullshit artist like I suspected. He didn't do it and now denying that he even called me. Less than 12 hours to go.

 

[nobbyiscool]

He's a lying bullshit artist like I suspected. He didn't do it and now denying that he even called me. Less than 12 hours to go.

Did you pick up a baseball bat on the way home?

Time to use the ****ing thing.

And to change the locks while he's away.

 

[Billy ray]

send him a link to this thread once he is on the train

 

[Billy ray]

be good if you could somehow get his luggage to end up in bali

 

[raskolnikov]

Anyone know if I take out a restraining order against him is he allowed to collect his car? Would be great if I had the car outside my place and he wasn't able to get it.

 

[nobbyiscool]

be good if you could somehow get his luggage to end up in bali

I read that as “bail” which tbh is a better idea… plant something in the car, call the pigs, job done.

Just use gloves.

 

[Shell]

He's a lying bullshit artist like I suspected. He didn't do it and now denying that he even called me. Less than 12 hours to go.

Well that's good that he didn't do it.

What a flipping psycho

 

[Shell]

Rask Id keep one eye open tonight and check everything around the house you don't want him stealing anything at the last minute

 

[cats_09]

be good if you could somehow get his luggage to end up in bali

Only if he's got a bogey board as part of it