Game Day Rd 9: West Coast vs Melbourne - Who Would Have Thought The Sequel...

[HoneyBadger35]

Let me set the scene here
Once upon a time, in the far away magical kingdom of Melbourne lived a great band of warriors. These warriors were noble, virtuous and brave, but were also feared by their foes. From the widest reaches of MCG to the distant lands of Etihad Stadium, the warriors of red and blue commanded respect wherever they went (provided the postcode began with a three).

These warriors had earned the favour of the people and were decreed the truest champion of the kingdom. They were the strongest and most fearsome army in all the land, formed from nothing but sweat, tears, hard work and years upon years of priority picks.

However, all was not well in the kingdom, as rumours had begun to spread of an evil, corporate and ravenous entity to the west, devouring all in its path. Ignored for years, this threat from the west was originally thought a myth, nothing more than a story told to naughty children of the kingdom. However, as more and more rumours spread of this imminent danger, it was clear what needed to be done.

With the nation's support on their side, the warriors of red and blue headed west with one goal - destroy the evil beast, and triumphantly return home ready to cap off the greatest fairy tale in history...

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Eagles by a million.

 

[Bender_]

Finally a preview that appeals to my nanosecond attention span.

Great work.

 

[Keys]

 

[Gaffy Duck]

Melbourne likely to have some.. um.. demons from the preliminary final still occupying space in their heads

West Coast by 46.

 

[Balls In]

...and in the aftermath of battle, as the fallen warriors lay stripped of dignity and having had boiling pitch poured into their bum holes, they looked to the big screens of OPTUS for a glimpse of their kinfolk at home...

 

[ziad]

Finally a preview that appeals to my nanosecond attention span.

Great work.

I thought it was a bit long

 

[RookiePick]

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My bar has just been elevated.

 

[Truckosaurus]

They're going to come out very hard to try and erase the memory of having their pants pulled down on national TV and everyone laughing at their small penises. If we come out hard too though, those demons bad memories will resurface quickly. We'll need to be switched on a lot earlier than we were for our last Friday night game.

 

[Max zero]

Let me set the scene here
Once upon a time, in the far away magical kingdom of Melbourne lived a great band of warriors. These warriors were noble, virtuous and brave, but were also feared by their foes. From the widest reaches of MCG to the distant lands of Etihad Stadium, the warriors of red and blue commanded respect wherever they went (provided the postcode began with a three).

These warriors had earned the favour of the people and were decreed the truest champion of the kingdom. They were the strongest and most fearsome army in all the land, formed from nothing but sweat, tears, hard work and years upon years of priority picks.

However, all was not well in the kingdom, as rumours had begun to spread of an evil, corporate and ravenous entity to the west, devouring all in its path. Ignored for years, this threat from the west was originally thought a myth, nothing more than a story told to naughty children of the kingdom. However, as more and more rumours spread of this imminent danger, it was clear what needed to be done.

With the nation's support on their side, the warriors of red and blue headed west with one goal - destroy the evil beast, and triumphantly return home ready to cap off the greatest fairy tale in history...

​

Eagles by a million.

I unliked it just to like it again.

Best previews of any team.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I unliked it just to like it again.

Best previews of any team.

Yeah I'm really glad I didn't sign up for a preview. I'd have just posted some Simpsons gifs and a few pictures of Brad Scott looking stupid.

 

[ZergMinion]

This is borderline unfair to next weeks preview.

 

[ZergMinion]

Yeah I'm really glad I didn't sign up for a preview. I'd have just posted some Simpsons gifs and a few pictures of Brad Scott looking stupid.

I'm starting to regret my life choices.

 

[TY24]

No one else should even bother doing their preview after this, can't be topped

 

[Truckosaurus]

I'm starting to regret my life choices.

Book a holiday to North Korea for next week and then explain you can't do the preview because you'll only have the Glorious Democratic People's Intranet.

 

[Forward Press]

We do the best previews around here.

 

[Forward Press]

No one else should even bother doing their preview after this, can't be topped

Top three with the Port choose-your-own-adventure and Adelaide 'We Didn't Start the Fire' previews.

Hopefully unlike those two we thrash the nuffies in the subsequent game.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Top three with the Port choose-your-own-adventure and Adelaide 'We Didn't Start the Fire' previews.

Hopefully unlike those two we thrash the nuffies in the subsequent game.

Mate, I don't lose previews. Un. Da. Feat. Ed.

We smacked Adelaide the following week. Get a second mortgage, we're already home this week.

 

[Altum Volantes]

They're going to come out very hard to try and erase the memory of having their pants pulled down on national TV and everyone laughing at their small penises. If we come out hard too though, those demons bad memories will resurface quickly. We'll need to be switched on a lot earlier than we were for our last Friday night game.

2019 form suggests we will come out hard at about the 15 minute mark of the 2nd quarter for a solid 10 minute burst of high level footy.

Impossible to tip so far this year - should win but could easily lose badly.

 

[kerr87]

Let me set the scene here
Once upon a time, in the far away magical kingdom of Melbourne lived a great band of warriors. These warriors were noble, virtuous and brave, but were also feared by their foes. From the widest reaches of MCG to the distant lands of Etihad Stadium, the warriors of red and blue commanded respect wherever they went (provided the postcode began with a three).

These warriors had earned the favour of the people and were decreed the truest champion of the kingdom. They were the strongest and most fearsome army in all the land, formed from nothing but sweat, tears, hard work and years upon years of priority picks.

However, all was not well in the kingdom, as rumours had begun to spread of an evil, corporate and ravenous entity to the west, devouring all in its path. Ignored for years, this threat from the west was originally thought a myth, nothing more than a story told to naughty children of the kingdom. However, as more and more rumours spread of this imminent danger, it was clear what needed to be done.

With the nation's support on their side, the warriors of red and blue headed west with one goal - destroy the evil beast, and triumphantly return home ready to cap off the greatest fairy tale in history...

​

Eagles by a million.

Absolutely brilliant HB35!!! Too funny!!!

 

[Forward Press]

Also HoneyBadger35 you made a typo in your topic title.

You wrote 'Mebourne' but it should be spelt 'Shitbourne'.

 

[Ochre]

Jesus, what the ****

 

[Truckosaurus]

Anyone sent it to the club yet? Would look good on the big screen at Optus before the game.

 

[RookiePick]

I think it's the Ben Lee come Ben Folds vocal that puts it over the top.

So very earnest.

 

[FatPizza]

Yeah I'm really glad I didn't sign up for a preview. I'd have just posted some Simpsons gifs and a few pictures of Brad Scott looking stupid.

Well damn. There goes my idea for the North game...

 

[madfx]

Classic preview nice work!

Hope they come back over here with their chests all puffed up (after their so brave 1 point smashing of gold Coast) and we break them again.