Banter RDT CLXVVIX - Forward Press Down

[Forward Press]

A lot of us cant drink real milk. I would if I could.

This thread is all about gatekeeping the most inane stuff and picking the weirdest hills to die on.

"Pft, if you aren't presenting to the hospital with intense vomiting and violent diarrhoea is it really lactose intolerance?"

 

[Mr Eagle]

A lot of us cant drink real milk. I would if I could.

You can. You just don't want to.

 

[DanWCE]

We're going to end up there eventually, such is the cyclical nature of the RDT, so I'll just rip the band-aid off.

Spearmint milk.

 

[Forward Press]

We're going to end up there eventually, such is the cyclical nature of the RDT, so I'll just rip the band-aid off.

Spearmint milk.

I prefer sulfuric acid, at least it would end my suffering more quickly.

 

[Bender_]

So many inferior specimens.

 

[kane249]

It makes you wonder though, who was the first person to look at the white stuff coming out of a cow's udders and thought I need to try me some of that.

And did they do the same thing with a bull?

 

[Bender_]

It makes you wonder though, who was the first person to look at the white stuff coming out of a cow's udders and thought I need to try me some of that.

And did they do the same thing with a bull?

Looking back on history we're been lucky enough to be living in a time when this stuff has been found out for us, yet unluckily when the planet is going to shit.

However in regards to your post I do think about onions in that way. "**** man this shit is making my eyes sting and water. Let's try eating it."

 

[Forward Press]

It makes you wonder though, who was the first person to look at the white stuff coming out of a cow's udders and thought I need to try me some of that.

And did they do the same thing with a bull?

C&H beat you to it by many decades.

 

[Mop]

I’m both amused and sickened that the gym bros have started to eat dog food for dem gainz

 

[kane249]

I’m both amused and sickened that the gym bros have started to eat dog food for dem gainz

Washed down with their breast milk

All about the high protein

 

[Dazzler9]

I’m both amused and sickened that the gym bros have started to eat dog food for dem gainz

Say what?

 

[Mop]

Say what?

I’m both amused and sickened that the gym bros have started eating dog food for dem gainz

 

[kane249]

Looking back on history we're been lucky enough to be living in a time when this stuff has been found out for us, yet unluckily when the planet is going to s**t.

However in regards to your post I do think about onions in that way. "* man this s**t is making my eyes sting and water. Let's try eating it."

Yeah imagine the testing process

Cow Milk - Good, but Bill shat his guys out after, rest of us were ok
Goat Milk - Good
Dog Milk - It's ok, but lasts for a really long time, mostly because no bugger will drink it (props to the people who get that reference)

Another obesrvation: Who dug through the poo of civet's for coffee beans, who was that desperate for a cup of coffee??

 

[kane249]

Say what?

Fitness influencer goes viral for eating dog food to increase protein intake

‘Blend it with a single banana it will cancel out any other flavour,’ one viewer jokes about the dog food on TikTok

www.independent.co.uk

I hear it also gives them a really shiny coat which is a bonus

 

[Bender_]

Yeah imagine the testing process

Cow Milk - Good, but Bill shat his guys out after, rest of us were ok
Goat Milk - Good
Dog Milk - It's ok, but lasts for a really long time, mostly because no bugger will drink it (props to the people who get that reference)

Another obesrvation: Who dug through the poo of civet's for coffee beans, who was that desperate for a cup of coffee??

Kopi Luwak is great though. God bless the poo diggers for their sacrifice.

 

[Forward Press]

Yeah imagine the testing process

Cow Milk - Good, but Bill shat his guys out after, rest of us were ok
Goat Milk - Good
Dog Milk - It's ok, but lasts for a really long time, mostly because no bugger will drink it (props to the people who get that reference)

Another obesrvation: Who dug through the poo of civet's for coffee beans, who was that desperate for a cup of coffee??

Bull Milk - Bill tried it, but some other white stuff came out and there was only one dangly bit.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Fitness influencer goes viral for eating dog food to increase protein intake

‘Blend it with a single banana it will cancel out any other flavour,’ one viewer jokes about the dog food on TikTok

www.independent.co.uk

I hear it also gives them a really shiny coat which is a bonus

Also keeps them flea-free.

I predict the trend will continue until one of them chases a tennis ball out onto the road and gets hit by a car.

 

[Mop]

I knew a girl when I was really young who used to eat fish food and dog biscuits


She grew up to me a model.
True story

 

[kane249]

I knew a girl when I was really young who used to eat fish food and dog biscuits


She grew up to me a model.
True story

You always did like blondes

 

[Keys]

I knew a girl when I was really young who used to eat fish food and dog biscuits


She grew up to me a model.
True story

This her?

 

[Mop]

This her?

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The resemblance is uncanny

 

[kane249]

You always did like blondes

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This her?

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[Miguel Sanchez]

 

[Ochre]

It makes you wonder though, who was the first person to look at the white stuff coming out of a cow's udders and thought I need to try me some of that.

And did they do the same thing with a bull?

And what's the deal with airplane food!

 

[Farang83150]

We're going to end up there eventually, such is the cyclical nature of the RDT, so I'll just rip the band-aid off.

Spearmint milk.

Have had that in years, used to love it