Banter RDT CLXVVVIII - Scorchers good, Oasis Bad

[Miguel Sanchez]

gold jacket green jacket...

You eat pieces of hot shit for breakfast?

 

[THE A5]

**** me dead hungover as **** and haven’t eaten anytging since breakfast yesterday yet don’t think I can stomach anything. In more pain than Trav Boak after getting sat on by Gov

 

[Godfather32]

* me dead hungover as * and haven’t eaten anytging since breakfast yesterday yet don’t think I can stomach anything. In more pain than Trav Boak after getting sat on by Gov

How did you manage to walk into a rose bush?

 

[DanWCE]

* me dead hungover as * and haven’t eaten anytging since breakfast yesterday yet don’t think I can stomach anything. In more pain than Trav Boak after getting sat on by Gov

Do you feel like hot shit?

 

[Bender_]

How did you manage to walk into a rose bush?

Likely he was visiting his new squeeze.

And by visiting I mean lurking in the shrubs outside their bedroom window playing pocket pool.

 

[THE A5]

How did you manage to walk into a rose bush?

Funny story but apparently if you drink like multiple pints of IPA’s and mix it with multiple -196 grapes, your cordination and vision goes straight out the window

Do you feel like hot s**t?

Only when I’m not hungover

 

[Godfather32]

Funny story but apparently if you drink like multiple pints of IPA’s and mix it with multiple -196 grapes, your cordination and vision goes straight out the window

Only when I’m not hungover

Wtf is a 196 grape?

 

[Dazzler9]

Funny story but apparently if you drink like multiple pints of IPA’s and mix it with multiple -196 grapes, your cordination and vision goes straight out the window

Only when I’m not hungover

Weren't you into raspberry cruizers, or some such? Or have your tastes matured with age?

On a similar note, Long Island Iced Tea is my new favourite cocktail. I shared one lastnight with the missus. Delectable.

 

[THE A5]

Wtf is a 196 grape?

Grape soda but that 6%

Weren't you into raspberry cruizers, or some such? Or have your tastes matured with age?

On a similar note, Long Island Iced Tea is my new favourite cocktail. I shared one lastnight with the missus. Delectable.

Yeah when i was in my teens. Then became a craft beer snob after reading the beer/wine thread and then sorta stopped after a while

 

[Dazzler9]

This is not a comedic article, but there's a few laughs to be had.

Cocaine Bear is based on true events. Here's the real story behind 'Pablo Eskobear'

Cocaine Bear's premise is pretty self-explanatory, but it's actually based on true events. So what really happened in a Georgia forest in the 1980s?

www.abc.net.au

 

[Farang83150]

Weren't you into raspberry cruizers, or some such? Or have your tastes matured with age?

On a similar note, Long Island Iced Tea is my new favourite cocktail. I shared one lastnight with the missus. Delectable.

Same, been having a few LIs lately, don't mind a whiskey sour these days either as long as it's made correctly.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Catching a train into Melb CBD tonight, the horde of Harry Styles fans is truly a terrifying spectacle.

(and juuust for the record, I am in to see something entirely different)

 

[WCE_phil]

****ing mrs. Juice cleanse she says, i agree to shut her up.

2 litres of ****ing juicy water later and now I am streaming juicy shit with pin point aim. Like a cork in the ocean i've bobbed up and am threading shit through the eye of a needle.

 

[Keys]

Thanks for sharing

I guess

Also, this should be helpful

 

[Bender_]

******* mrs. Juice cleanse she says, i agree to shut her up.

2 litres of ******* juicy water later and now I am streaming juicy s**t with pin point aim. Like a cork in the ocean i've bobbed up and am threading s**t through the eye of a needle.

If you've ever done the colonoscopy prep it's not enjoyable. 3 litres of the solution drink and you think you'll do it no sweat. Somewhere towards the end of the second litre you're weeping and running to the loo every 2 minutes.

 

[WCE_phil]

If you've ever done the colonoscopy prep it's not enjoyable. 3 litres of the solution drink and you think you'll do it no sweat. Somewhere towards the end of the second litre you're weeping and runilning to the loo every 2 minutes.

"Have you booked the colonoscopy yet"

"**** off, i'll die from the cancer all the delicious cows gave me"

 

[Truckosaurus]

Thanks for sharing

I guess

Also, this should be helpful

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I see they dodged the hot shit controversy. That's weak shit.

 

[Mop]

Speaking of heated faecal matter...

Described terribly, what do we all do for a living?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Speaking of heated faecal matter...

Described terribly, what do we all do for a living?

Professional computer-sitter-atter

 

[Mop]

I crush rocks from a long way away

 

[Bender_]

I design and test breast-pumps specifically manufactured for men experiencing lactation due to phantom pregnancies.

 

[Forward Press]

The state forces me to oversee minors performing menial tasks for my gratification.

 

[Into The Black]

I use a mop for that s**t.

 

[Into The Black]

The state forces me to oversee minors performing menial tasks for my gratification.

Probably shouldn't share. But hey, I'm sure the police will be around soon.

 

[shoutsatclouds]

Pre-COVID, major polluters would fly me to sh!thouse locations to colour-in drawings for them.
Now, I do the same in Perth, for half the salary...

#notbitter.much