- Oct 25, 2001
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- IOM Gyms, Preston Nth End
So it's a self depreciating joke, I have little shot at you and I wrap it up in a little shot at me.Nothing you wrote made me jealous so forgive me if I missed it.
I say I don't have to take off my shoes to count my teeth (Collingwood people have few teeth) but you do (Geelong people are a bit dumb, and maybe you have 32 fingers and toes).
I put in some feigned misunderstaning and misplaced pride (Pies are dumb and arrogant and assume everyone is jealous) and voila, a bit of humor.
You could come back with "you can count your teeth when you get them back from Cash Converters" see, or "get Ed to count them with his dick", and I could say "I hope you don't talk like that in front of your daughter-wife", stereotypes are a staple of comedy.