Preview Round 1 - St Kilda v Melbourne, Saturday March 25th, 4:35pm, Etihad Stadium

[Cannon82]

I know some might say both are possible, but yelling Kick the ball, Nail Him, He's Loose out back! Etc like some sort of weird 3rd person sex talk isn't ideal

Would've worked better when Dennis Commetti was still around...



"Centimetre perfect."

 

[cats2rise]

Trying to convince women about footy is the worst.

'Why are you so angry it's only a game'

'OUT'

Second worst is surely the inevitable questions less than one day into a test match.

"Who is winning?"

 

[Mammoth]

Would've worked better when Dennis Commetti was still around...



"Centimetre perfect."

Probably too much credit

 

[Cannon82]

Second worst is surely the inevitable questions less than one day into a test match.

"Who is winning?"

You need a repository of unhelpful answers.

"The guys in white."

 

[Bluelegs]

My girlfriend has flat-out said I am "scary" at the football.

Same lol

 

[Djcjdees]

'How do you have such an emotional connection over something you have no control over, it's not good for you.'

'If they stopped playing like a pack of absolute ******* losers it would be better for me!'

It's as if you have been in my lounge room with us

Sooo, were we meant to have announced it by now if Smith is playing? Only reason I ask is that Norf have..

 

[TheCount]

That just about confirms it I'd have thought.

 

[LeverPuller]

That just about confirms it I'd have thought.

Yup you'd say so.

 

[TheCount]

http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2017-03-23/son-of-shaun-set-to-debut
And then the sealer.

Congrats Joel, lets see what you can do!

 

[d33my]

Awesome news, good luck to him.

 

[harry000]

http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2017-03-23/son-of-shaun-set-to-debut
And then the sealer.

Congrats Joel, lets see what you can do!

Always feel sorry for guys debuting in the backline for us. Make one mistake that leads to a goal and youre whipping boy for life.

 

[jhong]

During... the ....... bloody ...GAME

I know some might say both are possible, but yelling Kick the ball, Nail Him, He's Loose out back! Etc like some sort of weird 3rd person sex talk isn't ideal

Multi tasking is apparently not part of the male DNA , although i have no problem shitting and reading the paper at the same time.

 

[PerfectFooty]

That just about confirms it I'd have thought.

HEY GUYS! did you know they upgraded him for Mitch King NOT Garland!

 

[TheCount]

HEY GUYS! did you know they upgraded him for Mitch King NOT Garland!

I had heard that rumour ...

 

[jhong]

Does M.King exist or is it a name we use to get rookies upgraded ? Seems like he is always injured .

 

[R_Grunter]

Does M.King exist or is it a name we use to get rookies upgraded ? Seems like he is always injured .

Let's hope he is sitting at home eating pizza and developing into the next Gawny.

 

[schmuttt]

Hearing a rumour Smith might not be the only debutant but I'll wait until the team is announced because I'm still doubting it.

 

[Cannon82]

Hearing a rumour Smith might not be the only debutant but I'll wait until the team is announced because I'm still doubting it.

Johnstone?

Ignoring Lewis and co, I take it.

 

[schmuttt]

Johnstone?

Ignoring Lewis and co, I take it.

Hannan. I'll be very surprised but bloody stoked for him should he play.

 

[TheCount]

Hearing a rumour Smith might not be the only debutant but I'll wait until the team is announced because I'm still doubting it.

Spencer claiming it because it's been so long since he played?

I'm assuming Johnstone ... I, like you have my doubts on that one.

 

[Dark Avenger]

During... the ....... bloody ...GAME

I know some might say both are possible, but yelling Kick the ball, Nail Him, He's Loose out back! Etc like some sort of weird 3rd person sex talk isn't ideal

Might be a little awkward considering you're planning on watching the game with her father.

 

[LeverPuller]

Hannan. I'll be very surprised but bloody stoked for him should he play.

Damn, that's surprising

 

[Dark Avenger]

My girlfriend has flat-out said I am "scary" at the football.

Maybe it's time you stop wearing this to the footy then?

 

[d33my]

Hannan would be surprising but handy I expect. Goalkicking mid type isn't he?

 

[LeverPuller]

Hannan would be surprising but handy I expect. Goalkicking mid type isn't he?

Yeah. Given the paucity in our small forwards I get it.