Game Day Round 2, 2024: West Coast vs GWS

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Who: West Coast Eagles vs Greater Western Sydney Giants

Where: Optus Stadium, Perth WA

When: 15:50 WST

What: A massive rogering from both GWS and the umpires

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I had grand plans of making up a different satirical preview of Andrew Gaff

3

Andrew Gaff

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.6

5star

K

15.9

5star

HB

10.7

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.5

5star

K

15.6

5star

HB

8.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

CL

2.5

4star

D

11.2

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.6

3star

CL

0.6

3star

going through the stations of the cross (in pictures), but alas waking up this morning to the news of Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

and his knee flattened me a bit and I decided to head in a different direction. (Gaff may have to wait until next week when we’re closer to Easter)



Let’s be honest, it’s unlikely we’re going to be able to defeat a team that is looking like bottom 4 chances let alone premiership fancies in GWS, so I’ve decided to make a list of match-ups I’d like to see instead.



Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

vs Priest Specialising in Exorcism



Would be a fiery clash, with the priest likely to expel the ghost of Christmas past from Oz’s knee. Worth breaking the soft cap for.



MRP vs Ernie Dingo



With Ernie already taking our round 1 against the MRP I think it’s time for a rematch. The ground has returned as hard as nails for the rematch and should be able to break Ernie. Or at least stress fracture him.



Jeremy McGovern

20

Jeremy Mcgovern

Age

32

Ht

197cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.6

3star

M

6.8

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

238.7

4star

D

12.4

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

MG

183.4

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

2.2

2star

M

7.2

5star

T

1.4

4star

vs Witch Doctor



Unfortunately before I even had a chance to finish this write up, Gov has already defeated the Witch Doctor and dispelled all the bad ju-ju from his previous injuries by stealing the Dr’s chicken and eating it whole. And live.



Andrew Gaff

3

Andrew Gaff

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.6

5star

K

15.9

5star

HB

10.7

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.5

5star

K

15.6

5star

HB

8.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

CL

2.5

4star

D

11.2

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.6

3star

CL

0.6

3star

vs The FroYo



In a desperate bid to regain form Andrew Gaff

3

Andrew Gaff

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.6

5star

K

15.9

5star

HB

10.7

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.5

5star

K

15.6

5star

HB

8.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.0

3star

CL

2.5

4star

D

11.2

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.6

3star

CL

0.6

3star

switched from icecream to frozen yoghurt, not realizing it has the same amount of calories and just tastes like shit. Yet another poor decision from Andrew to eat the cursed yoghurt.



Harley Reid vs The Devil’s Red-headed Step Child with a Learning Disability



Not content with making a fool of himself pre-draft by proclaiming Harls wouldn’t end up at the Eagles, Ol’ Forehead Like a Drive-in Movie Theatre McClure doubled down and explained why the Eagles should’ve split the pick, but not split it, coz - erm, reasons. Sniffing Harley’s footy shorts is about as close as McClure will get to relevancy. Meanwhile Harley is Already Our Best Player , but needs to cut back on the snacks and smiling a bit.



Anyway, I look forward to this weekends match against GWS this that can go one of 2 ways: Eagles win by 11 Burgiels or Eagles lose by 27 Sack Simmos.



Danger game, get up, etc.

 

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[Beutbrute]

Out: getting beaten by 60
In: getting beaten by 80

 

[RookiePick]

First 100 point flogging for the year coming up.

Just close your eyes and think of Reuben lads.

 

[eagles rule]

I think we won last year v GWS , jet lag and turbulence had nothing to do with it ..

 

[Spooky17]

I had this preview in my top 2 previews for the season, so that’s a great result.

 

[Doashuey]

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I had this preview in my top 2 previews for the season, so that’s a great result.

 

[Barrybran]

Remember to cheer loudly every time Sam Taylor

15

Sam Taylor

Age

25

Ht

198cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.1

4star

MG

130.5

2star

D

8.0

2star

K

2.5

1star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

60.8

1star

D

8.6

3star

K

3.0

1star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.8

5star

MG

110.8

2star

does something

 

[Cuzz09]

Be a big effort to get within 7 goals.

Too fast and far too skilful/clever.

Stay with them early and just battle it out hopefully.



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[Cuzz09]

Reckon they'll get 40 scoring shots?

Hopefully we can kick straight on our forays forward

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[PremiershipNo4]

I just hope we don’t revert to the kick it sideways, backwards soul destroying football that we’ve played a lot of these last few years. Just keep cracking in boys! Attacking creative footy, at least you can go down fighting, and if the opposition gets too cocky, sometimes you can get lucky and take ‘em down

 

[eaglesnutcase]

Hey people. How about we give Gaff a break. Constantly putting the boots in for the sake of a few likes is wearing a bit thin.
His form is shite but he’s been a great servant of the club and very loyal.
Are we going to improve out of sight now that he’s dropped?
He doesn’t pick himself!!

 

[pixels]

First 100 point flogging for the year coming up.

Just close your eyes and think of Reuben lads.

I don't think we'll win by that much

 

[Dark Sharks]

Meh, doesn't matter who we bring in really.

We're likely going to lose, and by a fair margin you'd wager. The club is clinging to last year's out of the box win vs GWS to try and get a crowd down, but you're dreaming given the shambles were in and the way GWS have dispatched their last 2 opposition teams. Which included last year's premier mind you.

Maric, Barnett, Jilliams, Burgiels 4 goals, Hall, get them all in.

Have a crack, keep it under 40 and that's a win. Get embarassed on our home deck once again in the first Optus game of the year without even firing a shot, and the angst will start right up again for Simpson.

 

[PremiershipNo4]

Hey people. How about we give Gaff a break. Constantly putting the boots in for the sake of a few likes is wearing a bit thin.
His form is shite but he’s been a great servant of the club and very loyal.
Are we going to improve out of sight now that he’s dropped?
He doesn’t pick himself!!

Not one single post in this game preview thread refers negatively to Gaff, but you make reference to how about we give Gaff a break, constantly putting in the boots etc. Wrong thread?

 

[ROO DOGG]

If JJ doesn't get selected, we will be missing 7 of the 10 highest possession winners from our win over GWS last year in round 2. Plus Oscar.

 

[Goroyals22]

I just hope we don’t revert to the kick it sideways, backwards soul destroying football that we’ve played a lot of these last few years. Just keep cracking in boys! Attacking creative footy, at least you can go down fighting, and if the opposition gets too cocky, sometimes you can get lucky and take ‘em down

That our game plan.. it’s the way we play and have played for years… we hear about this magical plan Simpson has for us to play but there is no sign of it.


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[KERRPOW]

What a year to upgrade my ITW to an 11 game membership

 

[Dark Sharks]

What a year to upgrade my ITW to an 11 game membership

Pyke and the board:

 

[KERRPOW]

Pyke and the board:

Im at a stage in my life where i have to self discuss/justify anything more than $500 on an personal indulgence.

Yes that includes swimming and ****

 

[eaglesnutcase]

Not one single post in this game preview thread refers negatively to Gaff, but you make reference to how about we give Gaff a break, constantly putting in the boots etc. Wrong thread?

No and irrelevant

 

[Chris_6678]

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WC are struggling with Match commitee.

 

[Barrybran]

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WC are struggling with Match commitee.

They can't fire me if I don't pick the team - Simmo

 

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