Game Day Round 22 vs. Port Adelaide @ MCG - Saturday, 7:30pm AEST

[Dancing Potato]

It's not quite Gamdeday time, I know. But I'm three beers in and absolutely not getting up at a reasonable hour tomorrow, so you'll get the Gameday Thread now and you'll be happy about it. Is that clear? Wonderful.

The end of our season is at hand, and Super Simon has summoned a savvy bunch of seriously slow and sorry vets to sort our sadly stuttering performances. Yes that's right, in a somewhat shocking turn of events Simple Simon has served up the scintillating services of Tomo, Billings, Salem and Hore to save our stupid season.

Recent encounters would suggest a shockingly slight margin is possible. Recent form would suggest a severely savage shellacking is so much more sure. May and Trac are out. Gawn probably shouldn't be playing. Oliver and Viney are next to useless. It's all coming up Milhouse.

All eyes will be on the middle as we ask Oliver and Viney to do the ONE JOB they have. Win the hard ball. Get some clearances. The poorer, dirtier, less successful version of the Crows love the occasional choke though, so anything is possible.

If you're looking for positives (oh you poor, silly person) then keep an eye on what Rivers, McVee and JVR can do.

That said, I'm a realist. Power to Tear Us Apart by 54 points.​

 

[Crimson Azure]

Need an 'all of the above' option.

Checks to see if it's game day.

 

[Dory_77]

For a moment I thought I'd have to ruin my Friday night.

Phew

 

[Crimson Azure]

For a moment I thought I'd have to ruin my Friday night.

Phew

You can always ruin your Saturday night.

 

[Dancing Potato]

For a moment I thought I'd have to ruin my Friday night.

Phew

You can always ruin your Saturday night.

 

[Daemon]

Going a bit early eh mate

 

[Headless]

Going a bit early eh mate

Can't schedule threads any longer. It's a real pain!

 

[Daemon]

Can't schedule threads any longer. It's a real pain!

Thanks for ruining the illusion mods stay up until midnight and then post a big write up about the game. It's Santa all over again!

 

[Headless]

It's Santa all over again!

?????

 

[Dancing Potato]

Going a bit early eh mate

 

[Daemon]

?????

I'm sorry I'm too traumatised to talk about it.

 

[CTHORANGE]

Be interesting to see what the crowd is tonight, the GWS game was to be fair horrible weather throughout the day, today it couldn't be better

 

[Grimey Sylvia]

I thought they stopped making "The Expendables" movies at number 4 but strap in to number 5 live at the MCG tonight!

 

[Macka1203]

i am cheering dan houston

5

Dan Houston

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

tonight

dangerfield 2015 style

 

[ozzy2012]

Melbourne by 10

 

[Lord Nev]

 

[Dancing Potato]

Don't mind that.

I rate Howes more than Bowey for form this year, and Melk is a good impact player for sub.

 

[netslave]

expecting us to get smashed in the middle, our D50 will hold up for a while but eventually the floodgates will open.
If Port kick straight it could get ugly.

 

[Headless]

HIT BACK HARD
COME OUT FIRING
GIVE US SOMETHING
AWE-INSPIRING

 

[Scythe94]

HIT BACK HARD
COME OUT FIRING
GIVE US SOMETHING
AWE-INSPIRING

You can't make me

 

[Headless]

You can't make me

I wish I kept a record of all of our banners. Would make for a good montage.

 

[Dancing Potato]

expecting us to get smashed in the middle, our D50 will hold up for a while but eventually the floodgates will open.
If Port kick straight it could get ugly.

That sounds pretty typical of us this year, so good guess.

 

[Scythe94]

I wish I kept a record of all of our banners. Would make for a good montage.

Port's was:
"Back at the G
for a Power Victory".

Moving

 

[Headless]

Port's was:
"Back at the G
for a Power Victory".

Moving

Can't wait until we go with "HELLO ALL REGISTERED USERS FROM THE ANONYMOUS ONLINE TEXT-BASED FOOTBALL DISCUSSION FORUM BIGFOOTY.COM".

 

[Dancing Potato]

Port's was:
"Back at the G
for a Power Victory".

Moving

They really couldn't be ****ed this week could they?