Official Match Thread S18 Round 17 - Geelong Gumbies vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

[PVF]

Geelong Gumbies vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

Last time they played: The Gumbies won by 8 points and still no one gave a shit.

What happens if the Gumbies win: They are the Minor Premiers.

What happens if the Gumbies lose: They are the Minor Premiers unless A Big High ****s up big time and gives them a penalty point and the Bombers win.

What happens if the Hawks win: If they win and the Royals lose they will make the eight. If the Royals win and the Hawks win then the Royals will need to trump the Hawks margin by more than three points (maybe, could be more or less).

What happens if the Hawks lose: They can still make the finals provided the Royals lose aswell and by a bigger margin pretty much. Royals win and they are out!

My Prediction: Hawks to win by a point to knock the Royals out of finals. Gumbies to lose and give away a penalty point for no team submission. Taylor takes over as captain because in her words “women know when to do stuff on time.”

What’s trending this week?

 

[Mr Eagle]

#deathorglory

Come on Hawks, time to chuck a grenade into the finals race!

 

[Hatchy1992]

Big week Gumbies! No time for complacency heading into the finals. Make some noise!

Prediction. Gumbies by 26 because I said so.

 

[A Bit High]

Nice fiction OP PVF

 

[larrikin]

#deathorglory
#notperthglory
#geauxhawks

 

[Danoz]

Overall Average for Gumbies v Hawks
Gumbies                Averages               Hawks
16.4                   Goals                  13.8
8.8                    Behinds                9.3
244.3                  Disposals              237.5
126.5                  Kicks                  123.2
117.8                  Handballs              114.3
47.1                   Marks                  49.4
26.1                   Tackles                28.6
12.0                   Hit Outs               12.7
17.0                   Frees For              13.2
13.9                   Frees Against          15.1
955.4                  DT                     933.1
1139.4                 Exie                   1116.1

Gumbies average as home team v Hawks average as away team
Gumbies                Averages               Hawks
16.4                   Goals                  13.8
7.1                    Behinds                9.8
237.4                  Disposals              228.2
122.9                  Kicks                  119.7
114.6                  Handballs              108.5
47.1                   Marks                  49.0
25.9                   Tackles                31.5
11.9                   Hit Outs               13.8
18.0                   Frees For              13.7
14.1                   Frees Against          17.8
935.7                  DT                     915.8
1120.9                 Exie                   1104.5

Gumbies average home against v Hawks average away against
Gumbies                Averages               Hawks
14.1                   Goals                  13.5
9.7                    Behinds                9.5
238.1                  Disposals              237.8
124.9                  Kicks                  125.5
113.3                  Handballs              112.3
46.6                   Marks                  48.8
29.4                   Tackles                27.0
14.1                   Hit Outs               11.2
14.1                   Frees For              17.8
18.0                   Frees Against          13.7
927.4                  DT                     934.2
1110.4                 Exie                   1117.3

Gumbies combined home against & away against, and vice versa
Gumbies                Averages               Hawks
15.0                   Goals                  14.0
8.3                    Behinds                9.8
237.6                  Disposals              233.2
124.2                  Kicks                  122.3
113.5                  Handballs              110.9
48.0                   Marks                  47.8
26.4                   Tackles                30.5
11.5                   Hit Outs               14.0
17.9                   Frees For              13.9
13.9                   Frees Against          17.9
934.9                  DT                     921.6
1119.1                 Exie                   1107.5

Predicted Winner: Gumbies

 

[Mr Eagle]

Predicted Winner: Warriors

In Gumbies v Hawks?

Not bloody likely.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Oh boy wowee sudden death (kind of), I work best under pressure.

#geauxhawks
#karnyge
#karnye

 

[Taylor]

Dead rubber?

Training run for finals then.

 

[Danoz]

In Gumbies v Hawks?

Not bloody likely.

Apologies. Fixed.

 

[Taylor]

Apologies. Fixed.

Get monty to fix Mr Football!

 

[SM]

This has Saints v Freo written all over it. Dead rubber for us, but we need to go into finals in winning form, so keep our eyes on the prize Gumbies!

#GumbiePower
#GeeUpForGeelong
#GumbieRumble

 

[Danoz]

Get monty to fix Mr Football!

I've been badgering him. Took over 6 months on twitter to get him to re-post the rules page.

 

[Taylor]

I've been badgering him. Took over 6 months on twitter to get him to re-post the rules page.

And he has a kid now, whyyyyyy did he change it?!?! Arrrgghhh

 

[SM]

Can ABH just submit a team sheet today so there's no risk of a point penalty?

 

[Taylor]

Can ABH just submit a team sheet today so there's no risk of a point penalty?

There is still an opportunity for our players to put in a really good week prior to finals, to mix up selection a bit.

 

[RU_]

Hawks to win! Please don't lose

 

[SM]

There is still an opportunity for our players to put in a really good week prior to finals, to mix up selection a bit.

Yeah fair comment.

 

[Jeremias]

Do the Hawks even have a FF for me to match up on?

Mightn't be needed to step out onto the field, this week.

 

[Taylor]

Yeah fair comment.

If we kick this hangover of course.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Apologies. Fixed.

I think I preferred your first answer.

 

[Taylor]

Do the Hawks even have a FF for me to match up on?

Mightn't be needed to step out onto the field, this week.

We have this one ready

 

[Taylor]

Easy week.

 

[SM]

Easy week.

Will be good getting our confidence up before our Finals campaign.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

DeeWong6996 post away, we need you (and everyone else) this week!