Official Match Thread S19 R9 Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mr Eagle]

It certainly shouldn't be treated like a cheap pizza.

But what about gourmet pizza?

 

[go you pups]

Mmmmmm pizza

#GeauxHawks #donthehash

 

[Mighty P]

Damn, you qooty maniacs are making me crave pepperoni pizza.

 

[RU_]

Damn, you qooty maniacs are making me crave pepperoni pizza.

With garlic bread.. Mm.

 

[Mighty P]

With garlic bread.. Mm.

Stop it!

 

[Citroin]

Good joke! You're gonna have to reclaim it from the #GorillasoftheRoyvolution first.

Oh, and the only thing delievered to your heaux will be a savage beating.

From who? Certainly not the Roys.

The Sweet FA doesnt belong to anyone.

Except for me. I'm the almighty ruler of QOOTY land.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Hell I'll even shout you one after the game. You'll be needing the pick-me-up.

Thanks, you're always here for me brother. Yes, internet family relationships now exist.

 

[Klim]

Except for me. I'm the almighty ruler of QOOTY land.

Excellent joke. The Janitor is giving out a scholarship and I think you will take it out.

 

[Citroin]

Excellent joke. The Janitor is giving out a scholarship and I think you will take it out.

You're a quality Roys pickup Volta. You don't even know how sorry I feel for fitzroybulldog right now. The Janitor. Right.... I'll take it out? Is this some sort of janitor joke that you and your janitor pals made up?

 

[Mighty P]

From who? Certainly not the Roys.

Yes, from the Roys. Just like we've beaten all others before us this year.

 

[Klim]

You're a quality Roys pickup Volta. You don't even know how sorry I feel for fitzroybulldog right now. The Janitor. Right.... I'll take it out? Is this some sort of janitor joke that you and your janitor pals made up?

Yes, I am certainly SamuelCant god you're on fire today. I think you're right about fb feeling sorry for you after we demolish you.

 

[Citroin]

Yes, from the Roys. Just like we've beaten all others before us this year.

Even though you lost a few weeks ago?

 

[Citroin]

Yes, I am certainly SamuelCant god you're on fire today. I think you're right about fb feeling sorry for you after we demolish you.

SamuelCan't is my bae. VoltDawg if you want a fight about the past then go ahead. Won't stop us from undeniable glory.

 

[Mooch]

Even though you lost a few weeks ago?
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Long since forgotten. A mere blip on or path to glory and ultimate immortality. But don't worry. We won't let it happen again.

 

[Klim]

SamuelCan't is my bae. VoltDawg if you want a fight about the past then go ahead. Won't stop us from undeniable glory.

SamuelCant who is Citroin aka Cobalt. I'm a player not a fighter. The only past is you humiliating yourself in front of everyone. Also can you come a clean up the blood from my kitchen, I think you spilled it.

 

[Mighty P]

Even though you lost a few weeks ago?
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It was the loss we had to have. But I see your Eastsiders have made a habit of losing.

 

[Citroin]

It was the loss we had to have. But I see your Eastsiders have made a habit of losing.

Actually, we've won the same amount as we have lost. I wouldn't say that we've had a terrible losing streak.

SamuelCant who is Citroin aka Cobalt. I'm a player not a fighter. The only past is you humiliating yourself in front of everyone. Also can you come a clean up the blood from my kitchen, I think you spilled it.

Is this the record for the amount of posts you've made in a game thread? You've done your research VoltDawg you really have. Humiliating? If you want to talk more about humiliation, why don't you hit me a PM up about it and we'll talk more. Cobalt? Fek me. Be where your hands are. How much posts have I made in this account that haven't had any dramatic setbacks? It's the FJ&GD board. The mods are strict. The people are opinionated and afraid of anyone putting their toe over the line. And I'll be ****ed if I ever return to that board and it's a fun, humorous board to be in. The only thing I don't mind are the jumper comps. Otherwise, too many arguments. It's all shit.

 

[Citroin]

Long since remembered. A giant blimp on our path to shitty mortality. But don't worry. We may let it happen again against you sick lads.

EFA.

 

[Mighty P]

EFA.

How dare you, you evil man. We are not the sick men of SFA.

 

[Citroin]

How dare you, you evil man. We are not the sick men of SFA.

Yes you are. We're the sick lads.

 

[Mooch]

Actually, we've won the same amount as we have lost. I wouldn't say that we've had a terrible losing streak.

So what you're saying is that a 50% hit rate means success? Oh you sad little cumquats. Actually maybe you're right. A 50% hit rate on a hook a duck sideshow probably is successful. But you're in the big league now. 50% is meh. At best.

I know. We've been there. It can be hard to accept. But accept you must. Otherwise it will tear you apart. And if it doesn't, ....... then just maybe we will.

 

[Mooch]

EFA.

If we had a buffoon of the week award, then you would have just won it. Congratulations on winning something. Savour the experience. Then forget it. It won't happen again.

 

[Mighty P]

Yes you are. We're the sick lads.

You may be sick, but the Gorillas are fully sick, bro.

 

[Citroin]

So what you're saying is that a 50% hit rate means success? Oh you sad little cumquats. Actually maybe you're right. A 50% hit rate on a hook a duck sideshow probably is successful. But you're in the big league now. 50% is meh. At best.

I know. We've been there. It can be hard to accept. But accept you must. Otherwise it will tear you apart. And if it doesn't, ....... then just maybe we will.

50% is mostly likely meaning finals time baby. From then on it's all good. Logic.

If we had a buffoon of the week award, then you would have just won it. Congratulations on winning something. Savour the experience. Then forget it. It won't happen again.

Buffoon? You, sir, are to be commended on such amazing use of language.

You may be sick, but the Gorillas are fully sick, bro.

...… but you just said:

How dare you, you evil man. We are not the sick men of SFA.

 

[RU_]

You may be sick, but the Gorillas are fulleh sick, bruh.

EFA

 

[Klim]

Actually, we've won the same amount as we have lost. I wouldn't say that we've had a terrible losing streak.

Is this the record for the amount of posts you've made in a game thread? You've done your research VoltDawg you really have. Humiliating? If you want to talk more about humiliation, why don't you hit me a PM up about it and we'll talk more. Cobalt? Fek me. Be where your hands are. How much posts have I made in this account that haven't had any dramatic setbacks? It's the FJ&GD board. The mods are strict. The people are opinionated and afraid of anyone putting their toe over the line. And I'll be stuffed if I ever return to that board and it's a fun, humorous board to be in. The only thing I don't mind are the jumper comps. Otherwise, too many arguments. It's all shit.

In summary- I don't go that low to PM poor players.