Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers at Waverley Park

[VainGlorious]

You're full of piss and wind. You'll be a total flop!

I’d piss on you but you’d like it too much.

 

[Santoz]

You're full of piss and wind. You'll be a total flop!

You blokes are fighting to escape the spoon.

The **** are you gunna do to stop me?

 

[ArdentEagle]

I’d piss on you but you’d like it too much.

Cheers Harvey!
You're right though.

 

[ArdentEagle]

You blokes are fighting to escape the spoon.

The fu** are you gunna do to stop me?

I'm a master of fisting and filling the hole. It'll be too much for you.

 

[Chipmunk]

So I think I’m up against WaynesWorld19 for my debut...

 

[Red mist]

1. BRAB
2. Biggie
4. NaturalDisaster
5. go you pups
6. larrikin
7. Milera2Betts
9. Golumless
10. Snake_Baker
14. Loonerty
15. jackenny
19. Drunkgoliath
23. SM
24. TY24
34. jusjoshin
40. por_please_ya
41. Red mist
50. Chipmunk
69. ArdentEagle
80. Le Grille
99. Drunken Wookie

 

[Strigoi]

Chipmunk, you joined a team! Congrats! And welcome to the qooty world and playing SFA with all of us.
Good luck this seaon! (except when playing the Dragons )

 

[Red mist]

How the **** do you get 54 pages in offy?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

So I think I’m up against WaynesWorld19 for my debut...

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[Chipmunk]

Chipmunk, you joined a team! Congrats! And welcome to the qooty world and playing SFA with all of us.
Good luck this seaon! (except when playing the Dragons )

Thank you! In at the deep end tomorrow...

 

[Chipmunk]

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Good luck.

 

[Strigoi]

WaynesWorld19, I finally saw that movie. I laughed so much the whole time. Can’t believe I never saw it before! I understand the mild obsession.

 

[Pugsley]

WaynesWorld19, I finally saw that movie. I laughed so much the whole time. Can’t believe I never saw it before! I understand the mild obsession.

Its one of the classics.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Yes Folks ...it's Game Day !
​

Fresh off a Draw against the Gumbles ....the Bombers butter up again this week to take on cellar dweller Howard Hawks .....can these chicken hawks stop the Rampaging Baghdad Bombers ....truly Rising Like A Pheonix

Our On-Ball brigade of Riviat (97DT) and cadsky (89DT) provided the drive against the Gumbies ..... sadly Norma Lee Ava has had a tough week on & off the field .....but WILL bounce back against an opponent in Loonerty who plays ......well folks, lets just say Norma slept peacefully last night

Butler40 (66 DT) and Tony Lynn 15 (65DT) were massive off HB .....using pace, guile, and cunning to bamboozle their opponents .....real line cutters these guys .... Milera2Betts & ArdentEagle , well lets just say they're just good honest Qootiers .....not really in the same league

Shermy after 2 spectacular, great, serviceable games at FB .....gets some relief this week, playing on another dummy FF in NaturalDisaster ......our track spies tell us larrikin is the true go too man ....but we know, what you wanted us to know, but knew that what you thought we knew, was different to what we actually know.
Anyways ....we've put our best BP in Bovo up to the task of blanketing Larrikin .....it would have normally been JoshWoodenSpoon ....but that's another story

Santoz ...after a brilliant work off field ....nows the time to press your claims for that EKA .....you want gametime, and supply ....today is your day to shine, with a chance of raining goals
And WHOA ! .....who's Santoz matching up on ......yes folks, his old mate BRAB ....who hates the Bombers so much, he always has season high posting stats against us ......do you find that curious ?

LicoriceAllsorts had a down week ....and there is pressure on spots ...... snozulu on the other hand has revelled at the Bombers & is showing the initial talent, that saw him a strong poster in his rookie season

So what are the key matchups this afternoon .....we've discussed Santoz v Brab .... but Agent93 v Antonio BlueVein promises to be decisive ....and cammo6556 v the upstart TY24, well lets just say we're trying to be encouraging of TY
So bring out the linament .....get those massage girls in ....and fill those shower cubicles with plenty of soap .....cause it's Qooty Time Again !

B: Bovo - Shermy - VSTone

F: larrikin - NaturalDisaster - go you pups

HB: Tony Lynn 15 - KohPhi - Butler40

HF: Milera2Betts - Golumless - ArdentEagle

C: WFL - Antonio BlueVein - Requiem

C: SM - Agent93 - por_please_ya

HF: CALL ME SNAKE - cammo6556 - WaynesWorld19

HB: Chipmunk - TY24 - Drunken Wookie

F: LicoriceAllsorts - Santoz - snozulu

B: jusjoshin - BRAB - Snake_Baker

FOLL: Riviat - Norma Lee Ava - cadsky

FOLL: Biggie - Loonerty - Drunkgoliath

INT: iDon - mochacinolatte

​

 

[WaynesWorld19]

In a sad footnote to my game preview, was the sad news that KohPhi 's beloved & famous chicken has taken up arms ......sick of KP's ongoing abuse

Obviously affected his game last week .....people don't realise the RL situations that can impact a Qootball players onfield performance

We can only hope this sad situation will have a happy outcome ...for all concerned

 

[Riviat]

How the fu** do you get 54 pages in offy?

Easy, that's our MO. We consider it a failure if there's any less

 

[WaynesWorld19]

WaynesWorld19, I finally saw that movie. I laughed so much the whole time. Can’t believe I never saw it before! I understand the mild obsession.

The first is a classic .....the 2nd, meh

 

[Riviat]

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Yes Folks ...it's Game Day !
​

Fresh off a Draw against the Gumbles ....the Bombers butter up again this week to take on cellar dweller Howard Hawks .....can these chicken hawks stop the Rampaging Baghdad Bombers ....truly Rising Like A Pheonix

Our On-Ball brigade of Riviat (97DT) and cadsky (89DT) provided the drive against the Gumbies ..... sadly Norma Lee Ava has had a tough week on & off the field .....but WILL bounce back against an opponent in Loonerty who plays ......well folks, lets just say Norma slept peacefully last night

Butler40 (66 DT) and Tony Lynn 15 (65DT) were massive off HB .....using pace, guile, and cunning to bamboozle their opponents .....real line cutters these guys .... Milera2Betts & ArdentEagle , well lets just say they're just good honest Qootiers .....not really in the same league

Shermy after 2 spectacular, great, serviceable games at FB .....gets some relief this week, playing on another dummy FF in NaturalDisaster ......our track spies tell us larrikin is the true go too man ....but we know, what you wanted us to know, but knew that what you thought we knew, was different to what we actually know.
Anyways ....we've put our best BP in Bovo up to the task of blanketing Larrikin .....it would have normally been JoshWoodenSpoon ....but that's another story

Santoz ...after a brilliant work off field ....nows the time to press your claims for that EKA .....you want gametime, and supply ....today is your day to shine, with a chance of raining goals
And WHOA ! .....who's Santoz matching up on ......yes folks, his old mate BRAB ....who hates the Bombers so much, he always has season high posting stats against us ......do you find that curious ?

LicoriceAllsorts had a down week ....and there is pressure on spots ...... snozulu on the other hand has revelled at the Bombers & is showing the initial talent, that saw him a strong poster in his rookie season

So what are the key matchups this afternoon .....we've discussed Santoz v Brab .... but Agent93 v Antonio BlueVein promises to be decisive ....and cammo6556 v the upstart TY24, well lets just say we're trying to be encouraging of TY
So bring out the linament .....get those massage girls in ....and fill those shower cubicles with plenty of soap .....cause it's Qooty Time Again !

B: Bovo - Shermy - VSTone

F: larrikin - NaturalDisaster - go you pups

HB: Tony Lynn 15 - KohPhi - Butler40

HF: Milera2Betts - Golumless - ArdentEagle

C: WFL - Antonio BlueVein - Requiem

C: SM - Agent93 - por_please_ya

HF: CALL ME SNAKE - cammo6556 - WaynesWorld19

HB: Chipmunk - TY24 - Drunken Wookie

F: LicoriceAllsorts - Santoz - snozulu

B: jusjoshin - BRAB - Snake_Baker

FOLL: Riviat - Norma Lee Ava - cadsky

FOLL: Biggie - Loonerty - Drunkgoliath

INT: iDon - mochacinolatte

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Excellent and accurate write-up as always Wayneo. Hawks won't know what hit them this arvo but it will be just like a minor speed bump for us.

 

[Santoz]

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Yes Folks ...it's Game Day !
​

Fresh off a Draw against the Gumbles ....the Bombers butter up again this week to take on cellar dweller Howard Hawks .....can these chicken hawks stop the Rampaging Baghdad Bombers ....truly Rising Like A Pheonix

Our On-Ball brigade of Riviat (97DT) and cadsky (89DT) provided the drive against the Gumbies ..... sadly Norma Lee Ava has had a tough week on & off the field .....but WILL bounce back against an opponent in Loonerty who plays ......well folks, lets just say Norma slept peacefully last night

Butler40 (66 DT) and Tony Lynn 15 (65DT) were massive off HB .....using pace, guile, and cunning to bamboozle their opponents .....real line cutters these guys .... Milera2Betts & ArdentEagle , well lets just say they're just good honest Qootiers .....not really in the same league

Shermy after 2 spectacular, great, serviceable games at FB .....gets some relief this week, playing on another dummy FF in NaturalDisaster ......our track spies tell us larrikin is the true go too man ....but we know, what you wanted us to know, but knew that what you thought we knew, was different to what we actually know.
Anyways ....we've put our best BP in Bovo up to the task of blanketing Larrikin .....it would have normally been JoshWoodenSpoon ....but that's another story

Santoz ...after a brilliant work off field ....nows the time to press your claims for that EKA .....you want gametime, and supply ....today is your day to shine, with a chance of raining goals
And WHOA ! .....who's Santoz matching up on ......yes folks, his old mate BRAB ....who hates the Bombers so much, he always has season high posting stats against us ......do you find that curious ?

LicoriceAllsorts had a down week ....and there is pressure on spots ...... snozulu on the other hand has revelled at the Bombers & is showing the initial talent, that saw him a strong poster in his rookie season

So what are the key matchups this afternoon .....we've discussed Santoz v Brab .... but Agent93 v Antonio BlueVein promises to be decisive ....and cammo6556 v the upstart TY24, well lets just say we're trying to be encouraging of TY
So bring out the linament .....get those massage girls in ....and fill those shower cubicles with plenty of soap .....cause it's Qooty Time Again !

B: Bovo - Shermy - VSTone

F: larrikin - NaturalDisaster - go you pups

HB: Tony Lynn 15 - KohPhi - Butler40

HF: Milera2Betts - Golumless - ArdentEagle

C: WFL - Antonio BlueVein - Requiem

C: SM - Agent93 - por_please_ya

HF: CALL ME SNAKE - cammo6556 - WaynesWorld19

HB: Chipmunk - TY24 - Drunken Wookie

F: LicoriceAllsorts - Santoz - snozulu

B: jusjoshin - BRAB - Snake_Baker

FOLL: Riviat - Norma Lee Ava - cadsky

FOLL: Biggie - Loonerty - Drunkgoliath

INT: iDon - mochacinolatte

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Subscribed.

Will feel real nice bitch slapping Barb today

 

[Strigoi]

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Each time I see one of these human/animal combinations...they are more disturbing than the last.
This one is just about tops in the category.

 

[por_please_ya]

This is still going?!

 

[ArdentEagle]

Agent93 - Even though you moved me out of C position, even after I beat Harvey and I had a goal and teabagged him 4 times much to the Umps shargrin.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

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Yes Folks ...it's Game Day !
​

Fresh off a Draw against the Gumbles ....the Bombers butter up again this week to take on cellar dweller Howard Hawks .....can these chicken hawks stop the Rampaging Baghdad Bombers ....truly Rising Like A Pheonix

Our On-Ball brigade of Riviat (97DT) and cadsky (89DT) provided the drive against the Gumbies ..... sadly Norma Lee Ava has had a tough week on & off the field .....but WILL bounce back against an opponent in Loonerty who plays ......well folks, lets just say Norma slept peacefully last night

Butler40 (66 DT) and Tony Lynn 15 (65DT) were massive off HB .....using pace, guile, and cunning to bamboozle their opponents .....real line cutters these guys .... Milera2Betts & ArdentEagle , well lets just say they're just good honest Qootiers .....not really in the same league

Shermy after 2 spectacular, great, serviceable games at FB .....gets some relief this week, playing on another dummy FF in NaturalDisaster ......our track spies tell us larrikin is the true go too man ....but we know, what you wanted us to know, but knew that what you thought we knew, was different to what we actually know.
Anyways ....we've put our best BP in Bovo up to the task of blanketing Larrikin .....it would have normally been JoshWoodenSpoon ....but that's another story

Santoz ...after a brilliant work off field ....nows the time to press your claims for that EKA .....you want gametime, and supply ....today is your day to shine, with a chance of raining goals
And WHOA ! .....who's Santoz matching up on ......yes folks, his old mate BRAB ....who hates the Bombers so much, he always has season high posting stats against us ......do you find that curious ?

LicoriceAllsorts had a down week ....and there is pressure on spots ...... snozulu on the other hand has revelled at the Bombers & is showing the initial talent, that saw him a strong poster in his rookie season

So what are the key matchups this afternoon .....we've discussed Santoz v Brab .... but Agent93 v Antonio BlueVein promises to be decisive ....and cammo6556 v the upstart TY24, well lets just say we're trying to be encouraging of TY
So bring out the linament .....get those massage girls in ....and fill those shower cubicles with plenty of soap .....cause it's Qooty Time Again !

B: Bovo - Shermy - VSTone

F: larrikin - NaturalDisaster - go you pups

HB: Tony Lynn 15 - KohPhi - Butler40

HF: Milera2Betts - Golumless - ArdentEagle

C: WFL - Antonio BlueVein - Requiem

C: SM - Agent93 - por_please_ya

HF: CALL ME SNAKE - cammo6556 - WaynesWorld19

HB: Chipmunk - TY24 - Drunken Wookie

F: LicoriceAllsorts - Santoz - snozulu

B: jusjoshin - BRAB - Snake_Baker

FOLL: Riviat - Norma Lee Ava - cadsky

FOLL: Biggie - Loonerty - Drunkgoliath

INT: iDon - mochacinolatte

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Look mother****ers I'm gonna say this and I'm only gonna say it once. Kick the ball to me I am the ****ing man and we will win this game. Thanks for your time.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I wear 21 for a reason campaigners. It's cause I kick lots of goals, and win premierships (read: big game performer) off my own boot. I'm gonna say it again just to make you feel good. Kick. Me. (In). The. Ball(s).

 

[Pugsley]

This is still going?!

We will all be cured in 8 hours.