Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers at Waverley Park

[WaynesWorld19]

I wear 23 for a reason campaigners. It's cause I kick lots of goals, and win premierships (read: big game performer) off my own boot. I'm gonna say it again just to make you feel good. Kick. Me. (In). The. Ball(s).

Tell us Lica ....how can we help you to play your best Qooty ......is it position ...inducements ....increased media profile ?

I understand there's a distraught Chicken willing to go to a new home

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Tell us Lica ....how can we help you to play your best Qooty ......is it position ...inducements ....increased media profile ?

I understand there's a distraught Chicken willing to go to a new home

Beers and dumplings. It's a simple formula, for a simple man.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Beers and dumplings. It's a simple formula, for a simple man.

Antonio BlueVein ...can you whip up some of your famous homemade dumplings please .....have a Bomber here, in need of motivation

 

[Cadsky]

Antonio BlueVein ...can you whip up some of your famous homemade dumplings please .....have a Bomber here, in need of motivation

Make sure there's enough for the whole team please

 

[WaynesWorld19]

OK LicoriceAllsorts ....hows this ....If i score less than 50DT points this week ...you get my HFF role

If I do score more than 50 ...you have to use my WW avatar for a week ...this one

 

[por_please_ya]

We will all be cured in 8 hours.

Mortadella??

 

[Bovo]

I finally put my lucky jocks in the laundromat. Health authorities haven’t given the green light to reopen it yet. It has been over a week.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I finally put my lucky jocks in the laundromat. Health authorities haven’t given the green light to reopen it yet. It has been over a week.

Did you follow the debate battle between NaturalDisaster , BRAB & Santoz during the week .......Santoz gave quite the shellacking

 

[snozulu]

We will beat the East Side buttplugs

 

[Hate]

The euthanasia of this thread will be taking place at 5:15 PM.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

We will beat the East Side buttplugs

It's a sad situation when these barbs go unresponded to, by any Hawks Players

 

[NaturalDisaster]

The euthanasia of this thread will be taking place at 5:15 PM.

Can you do it earlier?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

The euthanasia of this thread will be taking place at 5:15 PM.

Weather forecast Mr Hate ?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

OK LicoriceAllsorts ....hows this ....If i score less than 50DT points this week ...you get my HFF role

If I do score more than 50 ...you have to use my WW avatar for a week ...this one

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Yes. Except instead of putting me at HFF, put yourself at rover...

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Yes. Except instead of putting me at HFF, put yourself at rover...

Taking cadsky out of Rov & placing a hack like me in his place .....would rock the SFA bigger than this weeks dropping of JoshWoodenSpoon ......btw, has anyone seen him in recent days, since selection ??

 

[VainGlorious]

The euthanasia of this thread will be taking place at 5:15 PM.

Thanks mate, the Hawks have gone from a team I enjoy posting against, to utter manure.

Beers and dumplings. It's a simple formula, for a simple man.

Mortadella??

Hi Porps

Antonio BlueVein ...can you whip up some of your famous homemade dumplings please .....have a Bomber here, in need of motivation

Absolutely skip.

Make sure there's enough for the whole team please

That’s a given. Please don’t reach over to my plate though, as you will be probably lose your hand.

Can you do it earlier?

Oh don’t be disgusting mate.

Weather forecast Mr Hate ?

Cloudy with a chance of dumplings.

Taking cadsky out of Rov & placing a hack like me in his place .....would rock the SFA bigger than this weeks dropping of JoshWoodenSpoon ......btw, has anyone seen him in recent days, since selection ??

No, but I have seen joshwouldntspoon
Not a bad bloke either.

CARNA BAGHDAD!

 

[Cadsky]

Taking cadsky out of Rov & placing a hack like me in his place .....would rock the SFA bigger than this weeks dropping of JoshWoodenSpoon ......btw, has anyone seen him in recent days, since selection ??

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

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Yes Folks ...it's Game Day !
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Fresh off a Draw against the Gumbles ....the Bombers butter up again this week to take on cellar dweller Howard Hawks .....can these chicken hawks stop the Rampaging Baghdad Bombers ....truly Rising Like A Pheonix

Our On-Ball brigade of Riviat (97DT) and cadsky (89DT) provided the drive against the Gumbies ..... sadly Norma Lee Ava has had a tough week on & off the field .....but WILL bounce back against an opponent in Loonerty who plays ......well folks, lets just say Norma slept peacefully last night

Butler40 (66 DT) and Tony Lynn 15 (65DT) were massive off HB .....using pace, guile, and cunning to bamboozle their opponents .....real line cutters these guys .... Milera2Betts & ArdentEagle , well lets just say they're just good honest Qootiers .....not really in the same league

Shermy after 2 spectacular, great, serviceable games at FB .....gets some relief this week, playing on another dummy FF in NaturalDisaster ......our track spies tell us larrikin is the true go too man ....but we know, what you wanted us to know, but knew that what you thought we knew, was different to what we actually know.
Anyways ....we've put our best BP in Bovo up to the task of blanketing Larrikin .....it would have normally been JoshWoodenSpoon ....but that's another story

Santoz ...after a brilliant work off field ....nows the time to press your claims for that EKA .....you want gametime, and supply ....today is your day to shine, with a chance of raining goals
And WHOA ! .....who's Santoz matching up on ......yes folks, his old mate BRAB ....who hates the Bombers so much, he always has season high posting stats against us ......do you find that curious ?

LicoriceAllsorts had a down week ....and there is pressure on spots ...... snozulu on the other hand has revelled at the Bombers & is showing the initial talent, that saw him a strong poster in his rookie season

So what are the key matchups this afternoon .....we've discussed Santoz v Brab .... but Agent93 v Antonio BlueVein promises to be decisive ....and cammo6556 v the upstart TY24, well lets just say we're trying to be encouraging of TY
So bring out the linament .....get those massage girls in ....and fill those shower cubicles with plenty of soap .....cause it's Qooty Time Again !

B: Bovo - Shermy - VSTone

F: larrikin - NaturalDisaster - go you pups

HB: Tony Lynn 15 - KohPhi - Butler40

HF: Milera2Betts - Golumless - ArdentEagle

C: WFL - Antonio BlueVein - Requiem

C: SM - Agent93 - por_please_ya

HF: CALL ME SNAKE - cammo6556 - WaynesWorld19

HB: Chipmunk - TY24 - Drunken Wookie

F: LicoriceAllsorts - Santoz - snozulu

B: jusjoshin - BRAB - Snake_Baker

FOLL: Riviat - Norma Lee Ava - cadsky

FOLL: Biggie - Loonerty - Drunkgoliath

INT: iDon - mochacinolatte

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One of the best game day write ups I've ever seen.
Funny, clever , witty and very motivational.
I don't think I've ever been more fired up for a match.










Oh and I quit.

 

[snozulu]

It's a sad situation when these barbs go unresponded to, by any Hawks Players

The truth hurts

 

[por_please_ya]

Hi Antonio

 

[WaynesWorld19]

One of the best game day write ups I've ever seen.
Funny, clever , witty and very motivational.
I don't think I've ever been more fired up for a match.



Oh and I quit.

 

[VainGlorious]

The East Side Disasters.
Boy, ND’s shoulders must be sore carrying this squad.

 

[VainGlorious]

Hi Antonio

What a movie! That scene.

 

[por_please_ya]

What a movie! That scene.

I haven't seen it lol...

But I've watched every Commissario Montalbano episode

 

[WaynesWorld19]

The East Side Disasters.
Boy, ND’s shoulders must be sore carrying this squad.

Hey Golumless .....have you deserted the Hawks completely .....not feeling yourself ...don't know where you fit in the SFA anymore .....a brilliant new career awaits you at the Bombers

The Baghdad Bombers .....making players relevant again, in S29