Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Alberton Oval

[Ned_Flanders]

Ned are you Caz? You’re not as smart but you’re almost as annoying.

I have zero time to pretend I'm a woman with a fake pregnancy and then a fake baby, to abuse my teammates for being beta boys, and the spam abuse at teammates for disrespecting Jesus

As for who it is, I have suspicions but can't prove them.

BigFooty is 100% better without Caz here, and I won't be sad when their main is ****ed off too

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Learn to read sailor moon, I'm congratulating him for being a flog!!!

Sailor Moon?!

Is it 2002?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

He was my brother from another mother, so I'd never punish him. I just feel sad that you lot have turned GotTheGoodes into a My Chemical Romance loving emo incel

That's it.

I wouldn't usually do this but this Sunday I'm bringing my whole collection of John Farnham casette tapes & (after gaffa taping you down) forcing you to listen to them on repeat.

Sorry. I like you. But noone MCR's me. That is a line crossed.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Bat at 8 and don't bowl yeah?

Nah I bowl, last week got their opener in my first over

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Sailor Moon?!

Is it 2002?

See I had no clue about Sailor Moon is until a quick google and have absolutely zero intention to watch it, but every time I hear the words Sailor Moon I think of this song

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

MY CAT JUST DIPPED HIS PAW IN MY COFFEE!?!?!?!!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

MY CAT JUST DIPPED HIS PAW IN MY COFFEE!?!?!?!!

Good

Your cat obviously rates you as big a shit truck as the rest of us. When are you joining the Bombers.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Meh, I’m not scared of the mods. No doubt they tried their hardest. It’s a talent lost though imo.

Ahem... *shuffles uncomfortably*

 

[philreich]

You want to let someone bowl 150 kph at your head...and I’m incredibly dumb..

If someone ever bowls 150kph at me, I'm immediately inventing a new mode of dismissal - RETIRED SCARED.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

MY CAT JUST DIPPED HIS PAW IN MY COFFEE!?!?!?!!

He wants you to Tim Tam him

Next time he puts his paw in your coffee put his tail in your mouth and suck

 

[philreich]

Good

Your cat obviously rates you as big a shit truck as the rest of us. When are you joining the Bombers.

When you become a Collingwood fan.

 

[The Half Back]

Hello The Half Back,

No, Pokemon Sword

Much love,
-TJASTA.

Hope your dex is coming along nicely my friend x

Anyone got any tips on playing bouncers? I messed up my shot at training and now have a massive welt on my ribs. Advice on how to play such short balls would be appreciated

Duck.

MY CAT JUST DIPPED HIS PAW IN MY COFFEE!?!?!?!!

Dude, you're 12 years old, surely you have enough energy to get through the day without drinking caffeine??

 

[TJASTA]

Hope your dex is coming along nicely my friend x

Hello The Half Back,

I completed it months ago

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[jackster83]

On my way to the brewery. Hopefully this elite level of preparation will reflect in my performance in the sim.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hello The Half Back,

I completed it months ago

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[akkaps]

SarahSmiles , on the bouncer problem. What is your initial movement as the bowler bowls? To the side, forward, back?
Also, synthetic or turf? The shot selection would change, due to consistency of the bounce.
Ideally, coached want you to play back and across, and get over the top of the ball, But from the photo I saw, you either went forward or the ball wasn't that high at all.
I find that area uncomfortable, unless I'm expecting it, and in Indoor I expect it because everyone knows to bowl short to me to I have to step back and heave the ball past the bowler.
But with outdoor cricket, you should be fine to walk across to the off side and leave that kind of ball if you are uncomfortable with the area, it's not gotta hit your stumps. Don't try to get under it as you have no clue of the bounce.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I find that area uncomfortable, unless I'm expecting it, and in Indoor I expect it because everyone knows to bowl short to me to I have to step back and heave the ball past the bowler.

Yeah, I wasn't. 115km straight to the ribs, got scans this morning and 2 fractured gotta play tonight too, hopefully, we don't get to 6 down as we're only chasing 120

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Yeah, I wasn't. 115km straight to the ribs, got scans this morning and 2 fractured gotta play tonight too, hopefully, we don't get to 6 down as we're only chasing 120

Thanks for letting us know about the ribs

Shadow Man you know what to do

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Howdy Swampies and Furries. This seems a great thread, befitting the SFA wide celebration of #WondersWeek. There is a parade on tomorrow to celebrate the Wonders and some other team playing for the Foundation Cup. I have been delegated by U2tigers and Proper Gander to relay this Public Announcement.

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

 

[TJASTA]

Howdy Swampies and Furries. This seems a great thread, befitting the SFA wide celebration of #WondersWeek. There is a parade on tomorrow to celebrate the Wonders and some other team playing for the Foundation Cup. I have been delegated by U2tigers and Proper Gander to relay this Public Announcement.

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

Hello Bloodied52,

Celebrating two of the leagues biggest negative forces sounds lame. I don't want anything to do with that.

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Howdy Swampies and Furries. This seems a great thread, befitting the SFA wide celebration of #WondersWeek. There is a parade on tomorrow to celebrate the Wonders and some other team playing for the Foundation Cup. I have been delegated by U2tigers and Proper Gander to relay this Public Announcement.

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

You had me up until
‘beverages available for sale’

either you tight arses put the piss on for free or the Furies won’t be attending

 

[Proper Gander]

Howdy Swampies and Furries. This seems a great thread, befitting the SFA wide celebration of #WondersWeek. There is a parade on tomorrow to celebrate the Wonders and some other team playing for the Foundation Cup. I have been delegated by U2tigers and Proper Gander to relay this Public Announcement.

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

I want it known, and documented, that I have **** all to do with this

 

[philreich]

Thanks for letting us know about the ribs

Shadow Man you know what to do

Thankfully his fantasy ribs are fine......

 

[philreich]

Howdy Swampies and Furries. This seems a great thread, befitting the SFA wide celebration of #WondersWeek. There is a parade on tomorrow to celebrate the Wonders and some other team playing for the Foundation Cup. I have been delegated by U2tigers and Proper Gander to relay this Public Announcement.

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

I heard that there's currently an SFA raffle on. First prize is 1 ticket to the Wonders v Demons game, second prize is 2 tickets to the Wonders v Demons game, and third prize is a Wonders membership.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Howdy Swampies and Furries. This seems a great thread, befitting the SFA wide celebration of #WondersWeek. There is a parade on tomorrow to celebrate the Wonders and some other team playing for the Foundation Cup. I have been delegated by U2tigers and Proper Gander to relay this Public Announcement.

Public Announcement : Public Announcement : Public Announcement

On the streets leading to the SFA stadium, barriers are already being erected for the Saturday morning Parade for the Wonders and the um ..Demons.

Seating will be provided for the younger Rookies from other teams as well as the Roys and assorted tossbags, dignitaries such as HOFs and simmers and skippers from the lesser 10 teams. It is understood every player from Oppo teams will be attending.

The weather forecast for the game is not yet determined, but tomorrow morning the sky will be clear and the conditions will be balmy (if not barmy). Appropriately enough the street will be halved in sun and shade. Wonders please note you will march down the sunny side of the street; Demons you will be on the shady side.

The parade will be led by Mobbs who will bear the Foundation Cup.

The Parade will set off at 9.00am. There may be speeches. There will certainly be some terrific food and beverages available for sale at the Wonders' Concession Stands. Word has it the Wonders have already set up three stores on the route to sell Wonders memorabilia, Sab22 replica jumpers and Ant Bear's monograph, "The joys of playing at half back."

More news as it comes in as the entire Sweet FA goes nutsoid about #WondersWeek.

How does "get ****ed" sound?