Media S38 'The EDGE RUCK POWER RANKINGS'

[TRUMAN#1]

I'm not sure I can do this any more.

I am selling the rights to 'The Edge Ruck Power Rankings' to the highest bidder.

'DO I HEAR 1 CLARKE DOLLAR?'

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I'm not sure I can do this any more.

I am selling the rights to 'The Edge Ruck Power Rankings' to the highest bidder.

'DO I HEAR 1 CLARKE DOLLAR?'

a short return for the edge

 

[TRUMAN#1]

a short return for the edge

Didn't even last half a game again.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Finally played a game of note... put me up on that ranking board U2tigers !

 

[HARPSichord]

Finally played a game of note... put me up on that ranking board U2tigers !

Just need a bit of friendly encouragement from the better brother.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Didn't even last half a game again.

Its just as well the Old Boys have rucking depth with 2 x Premiership Ruckman in the team

 

[Pugsley]

Finally played a game of note... put me up on that ranking board U2tigers !

Very Xerri like.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

The ****ing Ruck Rankings will be done whenever I get around to it, probably when I have calmed down a bit.

 

[HARPSichord]

The ****ing Ruck Rankings will be done whenever I get around to it, probably when I have clamed down a bit.

 

[cats2rise]

Didn't even last half a game again.

I did pretty well again so get over yourself and post the damn rankings.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

I did pretty well again so get over yourself and post the damn rankings.

 

[cats2rise]

Sorry.

Sometimes I forget I am talking to my fellow amazing rucking brothers and sisters in this thread, and not the cesspool infested creatures we call midfielders, defenders or forwards.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[damicky]

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Rucks in crisis

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Rucks in crisis

It became obvious after following the ruck rankings in here that something had to be done

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Who would have known I would be the Death of the modern day Ruck person.

never Mock the Qooty Gods, they have an evil way of getting back at you.

 

[damicky]

Who would have known I would be the Death of the modern day Ruck person.

never Mock the Qooty Gods, they have an evil way of getting back at you.

Wait until you see who is the #ruckrat this week

 

[TRUMAN#1]

ROUND 6 POWER RANKINGS
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RANK​	Change​	PLAYER​	TEAM​	GAMES​	H/O Total​	H/O AVG​	DT Total​	DT AVG​
1​	NO CHANGE​	cats2rise​	Demons​	6​	93​	15.5​	550​	91.6​
2​	NO CHANGE​	DERRINALPHIL​	Roys​	5​	72​	14.5​	364​	72.8​
3​	NO CHANGE​	AnUltimateRessie (rd 1-5) Cubs2Lions (rd 6)​	Wonders​	5​	66​	13.2​	409​	81.8​
4​	NO CHANGE​	Strigoi​	Hawks​	6​	79​	13.1​	461​	76.8​
5​	NO CHANGE​	Falconista​	Gumbies​	6​	77​	12.8​	405​	67.5​
6​	UP 1​	NaturalDisaster​	Furies​	6​	75​	12.5​	468​	78​
7​	UP 1​	Ljp86​	Dragons​	5​	54​	10.8​	349​	69.8​
8​	UP 1​	Cap​	Bears​	6​	64​	10.6​	505​	84.2​
9​	UP 1​	GreyCrow​	Royals​	5​	50​	10​	418​	83.6​
10​	UP 1​	damicky(rd 1-4) Ant Bear (rd 5-6)​	Swamprats​	6​	58​	9.6​	483​	80.5​
11​	DOWN 5​	spudmaster​	Warrriors​	6​	56​	9.3​	356​	59.3​
12​	UP 1​	MayTheNorthBeWithU​	Bombers​	5​	46​	9.2​	322​	64.4​
13​	DOWN 1​	U2tigers​	Old Boys​	5​	39​	7.8​	288​	57.6​

RUCK OF THE WEEK

The 'Kissed on the Dick' Demons Ruck cats2rise is a worthy winner of the Ruck of the week in Round 5. The Leading Ruck continued his good form, by notching up 16 Hit outs, to go along with his 124 DT. His 31 possessions and 1 goal went along way to keeping the Demons on top of the ladder. Can cats2rise and the Demons keep their good form rolling?

Other News

MayTheNorthBeWithU had a career resurrecting game this week, getting 17 hitouts and 96 DT points along with his 2 goals for the Bombers. This performance saw him race past U2tigers , leaving the Old Boys Ruck to get sacked from the Old Boys Rucking job for round seven.

in a move that shocked the Qooty Rucking fraternity, the in form Wonders Ruck AnUltimateRessie was replaced as Ruck by Cubs2Lions. He definitely wasn't out of place was able to rack up 17 Hit outs and 88 DT points this week. A bold move from the Wonders LG that may just pay off.

spudmaster was the unluckiest Ruck this week, being subbed out very early in the First Quarter, only managing 1 hit out. This is the 2nd time in 2 games he has been subbed out early in a Match. It's about time he makes the required Opposition Sacrifice to the Qooty Gods.

Finally

It has been an absolute pleasure being the Champion for Rucks everywhere, throughout my 12 odd Seasons in the Sweet FA. I'd like to think I had a lot to do with making RUCKS relevant again. But my old weary legs may not be up to it anymore, and I have been replaced as Ruck at the Old Boys. It has been a honour to be the Heart and Soul player of my Qooty team.

Who am I kidding I am bitter as **** and don't deserve the tripe the SIM has been dishing out to me. I am not one for conspiracy Theories, I mean who could believe a lot of ridiculous stuff out the in the Sweet universe. But surely something sinister is in play in the Sweet FA since the Leadership Change this off season.


The Edge - "To all the Rucks out there - You are the true heart and soul of your Qooty team. May you Ruck with purpose, and your Rucking stay true."​

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Wait until you see who is the #ruckrat this week

I look forward to seeing what the Swampies do next. I am sure you are just trying to make my job harder though.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

U2tigers battle of the minnows!

 

[cats2rise]

Who would have known I would be the Death of the modern day Ruck person.

never Mock the Qooty Gods, they have an evil way of getting back at you.

I would share my bulk hitouts with you if I could, such is the strength of the rucking fraternity.

RUCK OF THE WEEK

The 'Kissed on the Dick' Demons Ruck cats2rise is a worthy winner of the Ruck of the week in Round 5. The Leading Ruck continued his good form, by notching up 16 Hit outs, to go along with his 124 DT. His 31 possessions and 1 goal went along way to keeping the Demons on top of the ladder. Can cats2rise and the Demons keep their good form rolling?​

 

[TRUMAN#1]

A very sad week for the Rucking Fraternity this week.

We have lost long time elite Ruck Woman - Strigoi to retirement.

I would just like to wish her all the best in the future.

It is sad to see you leave not only the Sweet FA community, but the Ruck Brotherhood/sisterhood.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

A very sad week for the Rucking Fraternity this week.

We have lost long time elite Ruck Woman - Strigoi to retirement.

I would just like to wish her all the best in the future.

It is sad to see you leave not only the Sweet FA community, but the Ruck Brotherhood/sisterhood.

The sim S38 hates rucks, team selectors are sacking rucks and rucks are just quitting, what a terrible season for the rucking community!



except for cats2rise his going rucking alright

 

[cats2rise]

Ok now I get your frustrations.

******* bullshit ******* sim decided to bench me and ****** me and the team.

****.