Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[tribey]

How good does Kingsley look. He's a middle-aged Adonis making more mature ladies weak at the knees than George Clooney at his peak. Stand him next to old mate, who looks like he scored his Port polo from Arndale Salvos, just for the lol's.

I feel like Toby Thurstans could pilot Ned Zelic’s Auxerre to the latter stages of the Intertoto Cup despite not knowing what a libero is.

That 2004 team really is the class the stars fell on.

 

[edgie]

Hope he doesn't choke on all those ham and cheese toasties he buys with that fat undeserved contract he wrangled.

Buys? Donna makes them for him at home using discount ham and supermarket bread

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[dirty2]

Can just imagine.... 41 years time on my death bed... My loved ones all around me... My dying breath... **** I hate hinkley.

 

[TazD]

Can just imagine.... 41 years time on my death bed... My loved ones all around me... My dying breath... * I hate hinkley.

"Why does dad hate our current coach so much?"

 

[tribey]

"Why does dad hate our current coach so much?"

That’s why he’s on his deathbed. His kids were taught to inform on him.

A sprinkle of Novichok on his All-Bran later, etc.

 

[TazD]

That’s why he’s on his deathbed. His kids were taught to inform on him.

A sprinkle of Novichok on his All-Bran later, etc.

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[gbear]

"Why does dad hate our current coach so much?"

That ain’t funny!

 

[HINKLEY OUT]

Let's all be serious, does anybody actually think we'll beat Brisbane at the Gabba? I'm getting 2007 vibes about this years finals series.

 

[TazD]

That ain’t funny!

Everything is funny if you're apathetic enough

 

[tribey]

Let's all be serious, does anybody actually think we'll beat Brisbane at the Gabba?

I mean, it’s possible.

Brisbane, for all the froth and bubble about their record up there (30 wins and 3 losses in their last 33, is it?) are just as flakey as favourites at the pointy end as us.

 

[finbarr]

Everything is funny if you're apathetic enough

Yeah, when i contacted the club to cancel my membership they're like "you do realise, if you cancel now you won't be in the running for grand final tickets?".

I'm all, "Dude, if they make the grand final i can't even guarantee i'll be watching it on television".

 

[HINKLEY OUT]

I mean, it’s possible.

Brisbane, for all the froth and bubble about their record up there (30 wins and 3 losses in their last 33, is it?) are just as flakey as favourites at the pointy end as us.

Unbeaten at the Gabba this year for the first time ever. They didn't even do that in the early 2000's.

 

[gbear]

Everything is funny if you're apathetic enough

True that, but that is the stuff of nightmares!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dwayne Russell: port powa fans demanded finals (something that 45% of teams achieve every single year) and ken Hinkley had delivered (in season 11) and the powa fans are overjoyed!

The port fans were clearly dead inside at the game lol

 

[PowerBaz]

The port fans were clearly dead inside at the game lol

I was there, half the game people were just staring into space… then golf claps or abusing the umpires.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I was there, half the game people were just staring into space… then golf claps or abusing the umpires.

The players were made to apologize to daddy for their performance.

 

[longdonkey]

Let's all be serious, does anybody actually think we'll beat Brisbane at the Gabba? I'm getting 2007 vibes about this years finals series.

We might even make Daniher and Cameron look good in finals.

 

[edgie]

Someone found a Hinkley contract glitch on FIFA



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[TeeKray]

Yeah, when i contacted the club to cancel my membership they're like "you do realise, if you cancel now you won't be in the running for grand final tickets?".

I'm all, "Dude, if they make the grand final i can't even guarantee i'll be watching it on television".

'If you cancel now you won't be in the running for grand final tickets!' - club that won't make the grand final anyway

 

[El_Scorcho]

Let's all be serious, does anybody actually think we'll beat Brisbane at the Gabba? I'm getting 2007 vibes about this years finals series.

We might. Brisbane aren't amazing.

But showing up mentally 3 times in a row to win the flag? lol. lmao.

 

[El_Scorcho]

The port fans were clearly dead inside at the game lol

For better or worse, the once ubiquitous post-goal Power Clap Clap Clap chant has disappeared this season because nobody cares enough.

I think I burned through more phone battery at that game than I ever have before.

 

[PowerLil]

For better or worse, the once ubiquitous post-goal Power Clap Clap Clap chant has disappeared this season because nobody cares enough.

I think I burned through more phone battery at that game than I ever have before.

For 40k the crowd was quiet as a mouse. You could hear the groans though.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Sack Hinkley 10 - Its a bit scary playing finals

 

[tribey]

Sack Hinkley 10 - Its a bit scary playing finals

I’m struggling to see what the planned benefit to his perennial loser talk is,

• overplaying the ‘humble’ card to ensure not giving the oppo any psychological ammo?

• reverse psychology? ‘hmm you know what? I’m actually not scared, daddy! in fact it’s the opposite, actually! I’ll show you!’

• projection? attempting to psy-op the oppo into believing they should be scared/nervous by the raised stakes?

On past evidence, the 2013/14 finals aside, we seem to have approached September with all the mental focus and calm fortitude of Scooby Doo jumping into Shaggy’s arms.

 

[TeeKray]

I’m struggling to see what the planned benefit to his perennial loser talk is,

• overplaying the ‘humble’ card to ensure not giving the oppo any psychological ammo?

• reverse psychology? ‘hmm you know what? I’m actually not scared, daddy! in fact it’s the opposite, actually! I’ll show you!’

• projection? attempting to psy-op the oppo into believing they should be scared/nervous by the raised stakes?

On past evidence, the 2013/14 finals aside, we seem to have approached September with all the mental focus and calm fortitude of Scooby Doo jumping into Shaggy’s arms.

There's no planned benefit, it's just what he/they genuinely feel.