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‘They’ve got issues’: ‘Carnage’ looms at OOB’s over S37 salary cap squeeze



The OOB’s squad could be set for “carnage” at season’s end as the club juggles a roster squeeze created by their group of big-money players including polarising star thewizardmelon .
When captain Tigerturbulance was asked how the team was going to make enough space in their cap for the array of stars, Mrs Turbo said “we’re ok, we’re ok!”
It is going to be interesting to see how superstar thewizzardmelon performs against the new fresh faces of the up & coming brigade of DemurePrincess , King Tenz , kenneyswarriors & Braklet to name a few.
New Admin Elton Johns Wig will definitely have his hands full sorting out this mess & I’m sure the rest of the league are watching in anticipation of what may become a precedent of salary cap spending.

 

[DemurePrincess]

‘They’ve got issues’: ‘Carnage’ looms at OOB’s over S37 salary cap squeeze
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The OOB’s squad could be set for “carnage” at season’s end as the club juggles a roster squeeze created by their group of big-money players including polarising star thewizardmelon .
When captain Tigerturbulance was asked how the team was going to make enough space in their cap for the array of stars, Mrs Turbo said “we’re ok, we’re ok!”
It is going to be interesting to see how superstar thewizzardmelon performs against the new fresh faces of the up & coming brigade of DemurePrincess , King Tenz , kenneyswarriors & Braklet to name a few.
New Admin Elton Johns Wig will definitely have his hand full sorting out this mess & I’m sure the rest of the league are watching in anticipation of what may become a precedent of salary cap spending.

I’m free so that rules that out

 

[thewizardmelon]

I’m free so that rules that out

First of all, thought you were cheap, not free?

Second of all, Grav I can confirm Spotswood has its own television show that is bound to bring in droves, alleviating salary cap pressure hopefully. Please see below.

Media - Melon Media: Keeping up with the Ophidians

 

[Jabba73]

I’m free so that rules that out

We expect that the OOBs will continue to pay that salary when you move to the Bombers next year.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

No issues with our salary cap. All our stars have well paid jobs within Spotswood which helps supplement their authorized qooty salarys

 

[DemurePrincess]

No issues with our salary cap. All our stars have well paid jobs within Spotswood which helps supplement their authorized qooty salarys

Have you seen my paddock? Bursting at the seams with camels

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Listen here chicken man, you just need to focus on making delicious chicken.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Listen here chicken man, you just need to focus on making delicious chicken.

I refuse to eat any chicken that KohPhi has dated

 

[Robertio]

I've never been paid they just gave me a Guinness Bar.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

salary cap spending.

If its any help to the OOB's Tigerturbulance , just remember that I am really REALLY very good a Spending money

 

[DemurePrincess]

Listen here chicken man, you just need to focus on making delicious chicken.

I love your sporadic out burst comments…. Is this a childhood thing? Birds…chickens….

 

[DemurePrincess]

I refuse to eat any chicken that KohPhi has dated

That’s not actually dating …. I’m pretty sure that’s the unkind way of plucking chickens but I don’t think it’s a topic that needs to be shared right now

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

‘They’ve got issues’: ‘Carnage’ looms at OOB’s over S37 salary cap squeeze
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The OOB’s squad could be set for “carnage” at season’s end as the club juggles a roster squeeze created by their group of big-money players including polarising star thewizardmelon .
When captain Tigerturbulance was asked how the team was going to make enough space in their cap for the array of stars, Mrs Turbo said “we’re ok, we’re ok!”
It is going to be interesting to see how superstar thewizzardmelon performs against the new fresh faces of the up & coming brigade of DemurePrincess , King Tenz , kenneyswarriors & Braklet to name a few.
New Admin Elton Johns Wig will definitely have his hands full sorting out this mess & I’m sure the rest of the league are watching in anticipation of what may become a precedent of salary cap spending.

 

[BRAB]

‘They’ve got issues’: ‘Carnage’ looms at OOB’s over S37 salary cap squeeze
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The OOB’s squad could be set for “carnage” at season’s end as the club juggles a roster squeeze created by their group of big-money players including polarising star thewizardmelon .
When captain Tigerturbulance was asked how the team was going to make enough space in their cap for the array of stars, Mrs Turbo said “we’re ok, we’re ok!”
It is going to be interesting to see how superstar thewizzardmelon performs against the new fresh faces of the up & coming brigade of DemurePrincess , King Tenz , kenneyswarriors & Braklet to name a few.
New Admin Elton Johns Wig will definitely have his hands full sorting out this mess & I’m sure the rest of the league are watching in anticipation of what may become a precedent of salary cap spending.

Alt accounts don’t get paid.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I love your sporadic out burst comments…. Is this a childhood thing? Birds…chickens….

You ain't seen Breaking Bad have you

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Listen here chicken man, you just need to focus on making delicious chicken.

Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night/Now they blew up his house too.....


multiple reference pop culture, gotta love it

 

[DemurePrincess]

You ain't seen Breaking Bad have you

Noooooooooo!

 

[DemurePrincess]

No issues with our salary cap. All our stars have well paid jobs within Spotswood which helps supplement their authorized qooty salarys

We what?? Since this is all semi-make believe….. I call dibs on the brain surgeon with really big boobs…..please!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

We what?? Since this is all semi-make believe….. I call dibs on the brain surgeon with really big boobs…..please!

I have a gif for this but I don't feel like being fired into the sun just yet.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have a gif for this but I don't feel like being fired into the sun just yet.

I’m waiting for my boobs to be deleted

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I’m waiting for my boobs to be deleted

 

[Jabba73]

Soooo, the OOBs have admitted they are the Cats of the SFA?

Everyone is moving there for the “lifestyle” which is very attractive when your income mysteriously quadruples through no effort of your own, other than signing your playing contract.

 

[The Majestic]

Soooo, the OOBs have admitted they are the Cats of the SFA?

Everyone is moving there for the “lifestyle” which is very attractive when your income mysteriously quadruples through no effort of your own, other than signing your playing contract.

I thought you were going to suggest they're all fossils moving down to their retirement home.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I’m free so that rules that out

Ain't free you took my camels, give em back

Have you seen my paddock? Bursting at the seams with camels

Well ?

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I've never been paid they just gave me a Guinness Bar.

I been short changed and underappreciated - I vaguely remember a promise of parking and bench vices- pay up or I'll join Grav and my cousins.