Sam Mitchell is insane and must be removed for the good of the game

[Mofra]

I'm not sure I even need to write an OP.

This. Look at it.

They have a midfield so young that Jake Stringer

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Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

can't play against Hawthorn, so instead of simplifying the game for his young charges he gets esoteric.
What is he trying to say here? Fend off like Dusty? I'm a fan of Offspring's lead guitarist?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

We are f****** cooked*

 

[STPer18]

2-minute noodles for tea if Geelong kick 10 in a row!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Noodles at half time instead of the usual oranges and boiled piss.

 

[FISTO]

Those noodles are harder than their midfield

But not my gentlemen sausage after today's game

 

[Plugger35]

That's probably their sign to tank but having a picture of a tank would be too obvious so they have a picture of noodles instead.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Noodles at half time instead of the usual oranges and boiled piss.

worked like a charm too...

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

48% of Maybloom supporters are straight until they get hot and wet..?

 

[#23 Hill]

Use your noodle and stop playing dumb football.

 

[Orange crush]

Be bowld

 

[Matilda05]

Ummm congrats scats fans on your 1st win of the season .... against the team in 18th place...

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[Reppie]

Ummm congrats scats fans on your 1st win of the season .... against the team in 18th place...

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Pretty sure we were 18th but your welcome to it.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Ummm congrats scats fans on your 1st win of the season .... against the team in 18th place...

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Melt duly noted.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Sam is celebrating Pastafarian Easter. This picture respresents our Lord and saviour The Flying Spaghetti Monster, who boiled for our sins.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

TazHawk15

 

[the_interloper]

I'm not sure I even need to write an OP.

This. Look at it.

They have a midfield so young that Jake Stringer can't play against Hawthorn, so instead of simplifying the game for his young charges he gets esoteric.
What is he trying to say here? Fend off like Dusty? I'm a fan of Offspring's lead guitarist?

The message is you absorb less carbs if you eat spaghetti with chop sticks. Weird time to bring it up but there you go, he's insane after all.

 

[Mofra]

The message is you absorb less carbs if you eat spaghetti with chop sticks. Weird time to bring it up but there you go, he's insane after all.

Dustin "health advocate" Martin is ahead of his time

 

[Linda Lovelace]

I'm not sure I even need to write an OP.

This. Look at it.

They have a midfield so young that Jake Stringer can't play against Hawthorn, so instead of simplifying the game for his young charges he gets esoteric.
What is he trying to say here? Fend off like Dusty? I'm a fan of Offspring's lead guitarist?

That is in fact a mop of golden hair in a bowl, which is just a variation of the Hawthorn 'what inquiry?' Football Club's regular dog whistle motivational poster (below right) for its fans.

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'Inside sick ‘Bowl Gang’ that celebrates white supremacist church shooter Dylann Roof​

A US mass shooter on death row has built a devoted clan of followers who even mimic his infamous bowl haircut'

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/inside-sick-bowl-gang-that-celebrates-white-supremacist-church-shooter-dylann-roof/news-story/6a10cf86a33f2275bd7833835d9fc537?amp

 

[crazywildhorse]

That is in fact a mop of golden hair in a bowl, which is just a variation of the Hawthorn 'what inquiry?' Football Club's regular dog whistle motivational poster (below right) for its fans.

​

'Inside sick ‘Bowl Gang’ that celebrates white supremacist church shooter Dylann Roof​

A US mass shooter on death row has built a devoted clan of followers who even mimic his infamous bowl haircut'

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/inside-sick-bowl-gang-that-celebrates-white-supremacist-church-shooter-dylann-roof/news-story/6a10cf86a33f2275bd7833835d9fc537?amp

So that is a white power thing now? Soon thumbs up will exclusively refer to its other use and we’ll be stuffed for easy hand gestures

 

[Bont2Bruce]

firefighter posted this in the gameday thread which I thought was worth adding here also:

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What is he trying to say here?

Instant noodles: hard when it's dry, soft when it's wet

As we saw when it started raining