Say something nice about the Carlton Blues Football Club. Oppo flogs, atone for your sins in this fred.

[V_23]

Fred premise is simple: say something nice about the fine establishment that is the Carlton Football Club.

This fred can act as a therapeutic way for oppo flogs to come to terms with the fact the Blues are once again a powerhouse of the competition.

Here are just a few examples to give you some inspiration:

1. Carlton are absolutely elite at [insert compliment here]
2. I wish my shite team was as good as the Blues
3. I can smell what the Blues are cooking
4. Carlton, Carlton, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Carlton!
5. zackah is a flog, but the Carlton players aren’t

Anyone who even thinks about posting anything negative will be divvy’d and trolled into oblivion.

With that said, have at it m6s and m7s.

 

[jannissary]

scum fans are less insufferable than COLA fans

 

[frggr]

There was that time they beat Richmond from 9th. That was pretty good

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

They have the best Brown paper bags in the comp.

 

[frggr]

Optus Oval is a quaint venue that makes it feel like the 1980s when you watch footy there

 

[frggr]

Husband of Jo's wife was nice to look at

 

[frggr]

Fevola was entertaining on Brownlow Night and gave that Toff, Judd, a good razzing.

 

[frggr]

The Visy Cardboard Company are the most upstanding sponsor you could have.

 

[frggr]

They have Navy blue in their jumper like Geelong do

 

[dav3]

Chris Judd was only a little bit worse when he went to Calton

 

[Coach_Required]

Carlton's last 30 years makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Thanks Carlton.

 

[Madas]

They are shitter than Freo over the last 20 years ( that’s nice )
And I used to like them back in the 80s VFL

 

[frggr]

Mil Hanna played for them. He seemed cool.

 

[frggr]

They are partly responsible for this ad:

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton are absolutely elite at achieving multiple goals in a single season eg Wizard Cup + number 1 draft pick, something no other club ever has or will manage

 

[the avoca drover]

Carlolton make me laugh.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Their brown paper bags are silky soft and smooth especially those ones they handed to the umpires to call a mark instead of a CLEAR touched.

 

[Madas]

Their free kick super powers are a sight to behold
Should be in the Marvel or DC movies

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

They are very good at trading in our unwanted trash.

 

[Jazny]

It is nice of them to do nothing this entire millenium to give other teams a go at winning things.

 

[Coach_Required]

It's nice that Carlton have started to win so all their supporters can climb out from under their rocks and watch footy again.

 

[the PILL]

Their No Oppo Supporters freds are pretty good reads...

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Carlton are the best (and only) club when it comes to crashing a hovercraft on the treacherous waters of the Yarra River.

 

[James Colorado]

They provide a superannuation plan for ex-GWS spuds.

 

[AvantGardener]

They provide a superannuation plan for ex-GWS spuds.

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