Official Match Thread Season 36, Round 14 (Heritage Round): Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[grumbleguts]

He stamped on the pictures he drew?

Well I guess kraks always has been the ultimate perfectionist.

He had no idea how lifelike they'd be until he drew them, then he was disgusted with himself.

 

[pantskyle]

once he saw the actual pictures he stamped ON them.

Ok well he made them so he can do what he wants.

 

[krakouers]

He stamped on the pictures he drew?

Well I guess kraks always has been the ultimate perfectionist.

well, ill be honest, i just couldn't get those pantskyle lips just right

No as you forgot to stamp them.

I did write my number on them with lipstick... is that not right?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

He had no idea how lifelike they'd be until he drew them, then he was disgusted with himself.

I have to say at least he had a message we all should hear.

 

[Dinsdale]

Last week's was awful. Was impossible to find, because the SFA doesn't have a no dickheads policy on creating match threads. Makes threads so much harder to find.

you are the only one complaining.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Frankston Rover Raveneyes Lord_Flashheart BEEG Smoooothy dank420_ BigJoeD_ Stronzo Plugger35 OrdinaryJoel zackah Jazny Freofalcon Reginald Perrin Wosh Mofra Packedlunch craffles Itsmyshow and all other former, current and/or iterant Warriors that were around back in the early years, it's Heritage Round again so it's time to parade you out and salute you for all you've done in the name of the Coney Island Warriors.



Shout out if I've missed anyome anyone.

 

[Dinsdale]

What an I doing here? Prize for the funniest wrong answer that makes sense.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What an I doing here? Prize for the funniest wrong answer that makes sense.
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Mmmm, unprocessed beer sticks.

 

[dank420_]

Thanks for the tag Tonga Bob

I only play with my old and decrepit testicles these days.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

What an I doing here? Prize for the funniest wrong answer that makes sense.
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Building a miniature wood chipper to put in an even more miniature Steve Buscemi?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thanks for the tag Tonga Bob

I only play with my old and decrepit testicles these days.

Holding the Ball has never been more appropriate.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Building a miniature wood chipper to put in an even more miniature Steve Buscemi?

Imagine a Steve Buscemi babushka doll. You feed the doll into a wood chipper, a smaller Buscemi doll comes out. You feed that one in, an even smaller Buscemi doll appears. And so on.

 

[Jazny]

What an I doing here? Prize for the funniest wrong answer that makes sense.
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Taking a photo that you will later put on bigfootball.

 

[GreyCrow]

Tony Hawk Gateway

 

[GreyCrow]

Imagine a Steve Buscemi babushka doll. You feed the doll into a wood chipper, a smaller Buscemi doll comes out. You feed that one in, an even smaller Buscemi doll appears. And so on.

Call the movie Chippy

 

[pantskyle]

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Hey Frankston Rover Raveneyes Lord_Flashheart BEEG Smoooothy dank420_ BigJoeD_ Stronzo Plugger35 OrdinaryJoel zackah Jazny Freofalcon Reginald Perrin Wosh Mofra Packedlunch craffles Itsmyshow and all other former, current and/or iterant Warriors that were around back in the early years, it's Heritage Round again so it's time to parade you out and salute you for all you've done in the name of the Coney Island Warriors.

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Shout out if I've missed anyome.

You missed n.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tony Hawk Gateway

Us a season into the next admin's reign:

 

[Tonga Bob]

You missed n.

Thamks pal.

 

[Cadsky]

What an I doing here? Prize for the funniest wrong answer that makes sense.
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Separating your vegan grains from your non vegan grains to make sure your cows only produce vegan milk.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I only play with my old and decrepit testicles these days.

Now that's a game of Werewolf I could get behind.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Us a season into the next admin's reign:

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[dank420_]

Now that's a game of Werewolf I could get behind.

I already have a penis werewolf game designed

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I already have a penis werewolf game designed

Tag me.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I already have a penis werewolf game designed

Tag me.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Next season's recruitment pitch sorted