Official Match Thread SeAsOn 37 rOuNd 1: GoLd CiTy RoYaLs vS dRaGoNs FfC @ tHe GoLDeN ThRoNe

[T2B_]

 

[DragoDelph]

Well, unlike at the Lair we prefer our guests don't just s**t in the street.

You guys really should invest in some plumbing.

You’re getting us confused with Baghdad.

 

[DragoDelph]

Isn’t this how reign of fire started?

 

[Footypie32]

You’re getting us confused with Baghdad.

You guys only have yourselves to blame for that.

 

[grumbleguts]

Fortunately grumbleguts gave up on most aspects of life in his late teens. He's been surviving on hatred and sheer spite ever since.

I will be very impressed if you can make him feel violated. He asks his doctor to use tobacco instead of lube for his prostate examinations.

When my doctor gave me my last prostate exam, I asked "Geeze are you using your whole fist doc?"

He put both hands on my shoulders and said "Sorry? What was that?"

 

[krakouers]

I love it,

I prefer to allow my opponent to feel violated, then when they feel like they have given up on most aspects of life I pounce.

Sadly doesn't work with degenerates like krakouers or T2B_ who get off on the stuff.

 

[krakouers]

That explains this little thing I saw on the way to the Golden Throne

Thanks to him, we refer to the act of doing it while holding hands a spookism

 

[krakouers]

Isn’t this how reign of fire started?

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I thought it started with McConaughey driving a tank?

 

[hotchilli]

 

[krakouers]

Starting with me at Ruck is always going to get you that sweet sweet surprise under your pillow

But how does that explain me getting picked in the midfield?
I should be left right out for what I did

 

[GreyCrow]

But how does that explain me getting picked in the midfield?
I should be left right out for what I did

Oh did you go the Randy Orton surprise?

 

[krakouers]

Oh did you go the Randy Orton surprise?

That’s one way of describing it…

 

[Membling]

That’s one way of describing it…

What is the other way?

 

[krakouers]

What is the other way?

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[big_icky]

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You need to get laid brother, I haven't seen a non-sexual post in here from you!

 

[Membling]

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So a Bonz special

 

[krakouers]

You need to get laid brother, I haven't seen a non-sexual post in here from you!

There are non sexual posts? :O

 

[krakouers]

So a Bonz special

Yeah but mine are 5/10 though… his… well…

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PhenomenalV1 are you watching the ODI today?

Ms Phenom's test came out clean, thank you very much.

 

[Bonz]

So a Bonz special

Chief can we name this rule after me?

 

[Bonz]

Yeah but mine are 5/10 though… his… well…

Yours give me the tingles, it's fine

 

[Bonz]

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[hotchilli]

Ms Phenom's test came out clean, thank you very much.

 

[Mobbs]

For Dragons players, officials and random people who follow them around from place to place because they're cold:

New terrace at the east end of Dragon Island (ljp's lair) with a bar underneath. It's at the opposite end from Crocodile Drunkees and forms the social hub for the newly under construction East End development.



PS: good morning hotchilli

 

[Footypie32]

For Dragons players, officials and random people who follow them around from place to place because they're cold:

New terrace at the east end of Dragon Island (ljp's lair) with a bar underneath. It's at the opposite end from Crocodile Drunkees and forms the social hub for the newly under construction East End development.

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PS: good morning hotchilli

I hope you included amenities and relevant plumbing for visiting sides?

They're severely lacking apparently.