Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 10 - Gold City Royals v Mount Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne

[Brenton Davy]

your soothing voice on this cool but relatively humid morning makes me feel at ease, thank you Brenton

I’m not just a goal kicking machine. I have my teammates welfare at heart as well.

 

[Gralin]

I’m not a goal kicking machine.

Finally someone said it

 

[Brenton Davy]

You might have to rework that one, mate. It doesn't really trip off the tongue.

I disagree.

It trips off the tongue, falls headfirst into a tree shredder and gets pulverised into fertiliser…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Finally someone said it

Reality will bite you this afternoon…

 

[Gralin]

Reality will bite you this afternoon…

It frequently does but i keep coming back for more thinking this time it will be different

 

[sausageroll]

I'm gonna boot 5 against the old crusty demons today

5 against each of the old crusty demons? Or is thet just the total against all of us?

 

[sausageroll]

You might have to rework that one, mate. It doesn't really trip off the tongue.

Fair call. How about this... Happy Aussie bias game day everyone

 

[nahnah]

5 against each of the old crusty demons? Or is thet just the total against all of us?

Good question, total, as I am playing in the backline

 

[moginie]

I disagree.

It trips off the tongue, falls headfirst into a tree shredder and gets pulverised into fertiliser…

I rest my case.

 

[GreyCrow]

Happy Qather Round

 

[GreyCrow]

Another game day another challenge

We held off the Swampies now its the Demons turn to feel our power

Carn Royals

 

[sausageroll]

Good question, total, as I am playing in the backline

Wasted opportunity. You could have kicked dozens of goals.

 

[grumbleguts]

There's actually a small tribe in the South Pacific that worships me as a God. I had been aboard a unregistered research vessel involved in early Viagra tests. The initial dose was intensely potent and I ended up erect for 3 months. It was quite handy for finding true North (there was a magnet embedded in the tip from another unrelated medical experiment) when the vessel ran aground one stormy night. Eventually I was found and rescued by a friendly people that found my virility to be quite divine. I bedded several women, but eventually had to leave when I was blamed for a sudden syphilis outbreak. I learned a valuable lesson then about never ******* a turtle again no matter how soft it's tail looks.

Many moons later they forgave me and asked me to return, sending my a photograph of the alter they had erected in my honour. But alas, it was never to be. My little island's secret location dies with me. But I will always remember that one month in 1957...

The difference here is, my story is true, and not f**king racist.

 

[grumbleguts]

Makes me wonder.

A lot…

Is there a feeling you get when you look to the west?

 

[moginie]

Is there a feeling you get when you look to the west?

That's when his spirit is crying for leaving.

 

[Footypie32]

I haven't done this in a while...

Game starts 3:47pm AEST. That's 3:17pm ACST AND 1:47pm AWST. Maybe even 6:47am in London and 1:47am in New York.
Brenton Davy Cadsky Footypie32 Gralin Wosh Headless

Damn it. I've got plans for 3:17pm.

 

[moginie]

 

[GreyCrow]

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Larry goes ok

 

[Zevon]

Zevon ready for the loosest tag in qooty history?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Is there a feeling you get when you look to the west?

That’s the past. Only looking forward.

 

[sausageroll]

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[Brenton Davy]

Good question, total, as I am playing in the backline

Easy task for a qootier of your talent.

 

[sausageroll]

Easy task for a qootier of your talent.

So you're saying he'll have failed miserably if he doesn't kick 5 goals?

 

[Smartys Power]

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Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet
S37, RD 10 Vs Cold Stiff Horny Guys

B: hotchilli / grumbleguts / Memphis
HB: Bianconeri / nahnah / gouki88
C: krakouers / Zevon / Footypie32
HF: Nothing / CakeEater / Ulahoopski
F: Pedro / Brenton Davy / Membling
FOLL: GreyCrow / SarahSmiles / Smartys Power
INT: MrPremiership / Cadsky

CHANGES

Cadsky RO > INT
Memphis INT > BP
Golumless BP > OUT
Smartys Power OUT > RO
MrPremiership HBF > INT
gouki88 INT > HBF
SarahSmiles FB > RR
grumbleguts RR > FB

MILESTONES

not sure if you picked up on it, but its Smartys Power 's 350th game this week.​

Picked a great week to go MIA again.

 

[grumbleguts]

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I remember in a PMs XI game Gomes was being egged on by his team mates to hit a six. He finally got the delivery to do it smashed the cover off the ball with every thing he had. Spun around he'd hit so hard and it landed a metre short of the boundary. The entire Windies dressing room was in hysterics, because any one of them could easily have hit it for 6 effortlessly.