Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 14 - Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies at Van Corlandt Park

[Dinsdale]

I've declared myself the winner, no more beer, got to shoot some wabbits at dawn

 

[Ocha905]

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ND's face certainly looks like it's absorbed a nuclear blast.

 

[Dinsdale]

Apparently we both sleep with our eyes open.
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We just woke up kind of surprised. Red is not my colour, and spud is startled because my second favourite knife is poised between his ribs.

 

[spudmaster]

I've declared myself the winner, no more beer, got to shoot some wabbits at dawn

More beer just increases the difficulty setting. Chug chug chug!

 

[Raveneyes]

So Mrs D insists on watching Farmer wants a wife, I said only if we play a drinking game, every time one of them says "connections" I have a sip of beer.

Mrs Dins chose "feelings".

I'm winning so far if you can call it that, about 20 to 4

Messiest drinking I played was with a bunch of was watching Top Gun. We had a large 1 litre bottle of chilled Stoli, and a bunch of shot glasses.
We randomly drew call-signs, and had to chug a shot every time it was mentioned or seen. Yes even if it was shown on a helmet or written on a whiteboard. I got Jester. Good buddy got Maverick. Poor dude never stood a chance.

 

[James Colorado]

I'll post the gameday thread -

1st Quarter -

0:00 - Warriors aren't on the field.
0:01 - Tonga Bob is still theoretically subbed off for Mofra
0:08 - Furies can't be bothered, ball lies motionless in the center circle.
0:15 - Runner has brought some salt and vinegar chips on the field which has the Furies attention.
0:31 - Warriors discovered to be celebrating Raveneyes milestone game at nearby Tonga Bob's Taco and Tequila Bar.
0:35 - Salt and Vinegar chips are finished.
0:40 - Furies runner has new message promising more chips if Furies kick a goal.
0:43 - C - NaturalDisaster kicks the ball the wrong way.
0:47 - CHB - omgfridge kicks the ball back with a stern word to not delay the chip reward.
0:51 - C - ShaunDuggan tucks the ball under his arm and strolls towards goal.
0:56 - CHF - Oh no! He's forgot to bounce the ball and taken too many step. FK Warriors.
1:05 - CHF - Qumpire calls play on.
1:10 - CHF - Frothies Mcveigh picks up the ball and has a ping. OOBOTF.
1:22 - FP - Qumpire decides to throw it in.
1:29 - FP - Nice tap down by Feraligatr
1:33 - FF - James Colorado slams it through the big sticks.
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 0.0.0

1:35 - Furies call it a day to eat promised chips.

GAME OVER!

Final Score -

Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
Coney Island Warriors : 0.0.0

That sums up all my qooty dreams!!

 

[James Colorado]

We just woke up kind of surprised. Red is not my colour, and spud is startled because my second favourite knife is poised between his ribs.

Where's your favourite knife pointing?!?!

 

[Dinsdale]

Messiest drinking I played was with a bunch of was watching Top Gun. We had a large 1 litre bottle of chilled Stoli, and a bunch of shot glasses.
We randomly drew call-signs, and had to chug a shot every time it was mentioned or seen. Yes even if it was shown on a helmet or written on a whiteboard. I got Jester. Good buddy got Maverick. Poor dude never stood a chance.

I ordered some chilled vodka once at a restaurant, got served chilli 🌶 vodka, what a revelation!

 

[James Colorado]

Messiest drinking I played was with a bunch of was watching Top Gun. We had a large 1 litre bottle of chilled Stoli, and a bunch of shot glasses.
We randomly drew call-signs, and had to chug a shot every time it was mentioned or seen. Yes even if it was shown on a helmet or written on a whiteboard. I got Jester. Good buddy got Maverick. Poor dude never stood a chance.

I hope you buried him rather than cremated. That fire would've destroyed about 3 blocks.

 

[Dinsdale]

Where's your favourite knife pointing?!?!

I save that for gameday

 

[Ocha905]

I hope you buried him rather than cremated. That fire would've destroyed about 3 blocks.

Viking funeral would be the way to go.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Apparently we both sleep with our eyes open.
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Guarding the crop

 

[Ocha905]

If only you could use weapons in the qooty. I'd spam the sim with "how do you turn this on" cheat codes.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

If only you could use weapons in the qooty. I'd spam the sim with "how do you turn this on" cheat codes.

This thing has grappling hooks, I know that much.

Game - bAyFLX™ (Beta XB Update) Footy Cards

bAyFLX™. BETA SWITCH TO DARK MODE FOR BEST VIEWING :heart:PROVE YOUR LOYALTY!:heart: X 12 teams made up of 23 minimum (up to 45) players (plus coaches). 276 (min.) 540 (max.) players, and 12 coaches in all. 👇Just simply post here and select your team from below.👇...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[pantskyle]

The Juggs Special

Oh look it's Duggan.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Oh look it's Duggan.

 

[Ocha905]

This thing has grappling hooks, I know that much.

Game - bAyFLX™ (Beta XB Update) Footy Cards

bAyFLX™. BETA SWITCH TO DARK MODE FOR BEST VIEWING :heart:PROVE YOUR LOYALTY!:heart: X 12 teams made up of 23 minimum (up to 45) players (plus coaches). 276 (min.) 540 (max.) players, and 12 coaches in all. 👇Just simply post here and select your team from below.👇...

www.bigfooty.com

Reading that felt like I was on a Coney Island ride, completely disorientating. Go Pink team I guess since Piggy Smalls plays for them (I think?).

 

[Tonga Bob]

Messiest drinking I played was with a bunch of was watching Top Gun. We had a large 1 litre bottle of chilled Stoli, and a bunch of shot glasses.
We randomly drew call-signs, and had to chug a shot every time it was mentioned or seen. Yes even if it was shown on a helmet or written on a whiteboard. I got Jester. Good buddy got Maverick. Poor dude never stood a chance.

You missed a trick by not drinking Grey Goose.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Reading that felt like I was on a Coney Island ride, completely disorientating. Go Pink team I guess since Piggy Smalls plays for them (I think?).

I suspect it's by design.

Carn Blue Steel

 

[spudmaster]

Guarding the crop

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I remember those days fondly. It was a low-paying job, long hours, but it kept immigration off my back. But when this bugger and his mates started showing up each shift, I knew it was time to move on and look elsewhere.

 

[pantskyle]

Afternoon all.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Afternoon all.

What's for the meal between lunch and afternoon tea?

 

[Dinsdale]

What's for the meal between lunch and afternoon tea?

Second lunch?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Second lunch?

I'll allow that.

How did the hunt go?

 

[pantskyle]

What's for the meal between lunch and afternoon tea?

Grunch.