DemurePrincess
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Hey! If I squeeze your head do you make a noise?
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Hey! If I squeeze your head do you make a noise?
It takes at least 8 days before the stench takes hold. You are good.Best to ask them… I haven’t actually really left yet
Hey! If I squeeze your head do you make a noise?
That’s too bad! I hear crabs are very shellfish
Get the bad part of the day out the way! Now all you got left is the best of the day. If all else fails drink until you pass outUmm! How unlucky can you be?
Drive pass another car at the exact same time so the puddle the size of the Pacific Ocean we just drove though together created a ****ing tidal wave between us and yep!
Came straight though my god damn open window. Covered me in filthy dirty road water. I was belting out a tune at the time so it went in my mouth. Like how unlucky can ya be? It’s touched my lips. My tongue!
And now I am peaking!
I don’t have time to go home and change! I’m actually wet and it’s cold and how the **** did that much water get in the car. No shit! Drowned rat comes to mind. Sad face
**** you Friday!!
Well you must have a lot of love to give because all I remember growing up was no glove? No love!
Well you must have a lot of love to give because all I remember growing up was no glove? No love!
Well you must have a lot of love to give because all I remember growing up was no glove? No love!
Are we still talking about contraception?My father would get out the belt. Explains everything now
Conures are fun. Is that yours or just a random gif?Only bc I'm bored right now.
Hi to everyone and you Soggy.