State of Origin Series XIX Round 1: Western Australia v Vic Country at Perth Stadium

[Tonga Bob]

Are any West Australians up yet?

Don't need to be awake to beat you Count punks. Stupid Anko Victorians.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Do you guys plan on getting an economy any time soon?

How good is paying a billion (with a B) dollars to NOT host a Commonwealth Games?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Rich coming from the SA rejects

They said we were too big to fit in the barrels.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

How good is paying a billion (with a B) dollars to NOT host a Commonwealth Games?

As opposed to a billion without a B?

 

[Tonga Bob]

As opposed to a billion without a B?

That's right, smartarse. That would be illions.

 

[SpecialBruce]

Are any West Australians up yet?

As they have two heads like our Southern Friends, one is always awake.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

That's right, smartarse. That would be illions.

Consider my mind lown.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Show yourself BLUEALLTHRU

Hey you stinking Vic campaigner

Go you Sandgropers!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Real talk - how much of Western Australia have the locals actually been to?

I’ve been known to cross the Swan once or twice a year.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

COUNTS, IT'S TIME!

A Swallow
ant555
AnUltimateRessie
BallaratBulldog
brahj
Broken
cats_09
cats2rise
ClarkeM
croweater 41
Elton Johns Wig
FootyGuy13
Frothies Mcveigh
GotTheGoodes
haydo
Headless
Jabba73
Knifey Spoony
manangatang
Mobbs
Ocha905
Pamcake1
Pickitt
Pie 4 Life
Robertio
royboy2
SpecialBruce
Supersuns
TheGoatBaron
Tigerturbulance
tigland
Wosh

 

[Tarkyn_24]

How good is paying a billion (with a B) dollars to NOT host a Commonwealth Games?

To be fair I don’t think we can blame Vic Country entirely here. Should we just call it $500 million each for them and the city slickers?

 

[Ocha905]

I’ve been known to cross the Swan once or twice a year.

I'd advise not to cross a Swan guarding a nest. Still working through the childhood trauma.

 

[Ocha905]

To be fair I don’t think we can blame Vic Country entirely here. Should we just call it $500 million each for them and the city slickers?

They can pay for it. We're forming our own nation, Countopia.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'd advise not to cross a Swan guarding a nest. Still working through the childhood trauma.

I know someone that did both their ACLs simultaneously running from a swan.

And before some smartass comments, no it wasn’t me.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

They can pay for it. We're forming our own nation, Countopia.

Hold on you can’t do that. We threatened to do it first!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I'd advise not to cross a Swan guarding a nest. Still working through the childhood trauma.

This.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

This.

Why is it you country bumpkins all end up having the exact same experiences? Is it a shared consciousness or something?

 

[Ocha905]

Hold on you can’t do that. We threatened to do it first!

We'll race ya then!

 

[Mobbs]

I don't think I've ever seen a swan. It's a kind of bird, right?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

COUNTS, IT'S TIME!

A Swallow
ant555
AnUltimateRessie
BallaratBulldog
brahj
Broken
cats_09
cats2rise
ClarkeM
croweater 41
Elton Johns Wig
FootyGuy13
Frothies Mcveigh
GotTheGoodes
haydo
Headless
Jabba73
Knifey Spoony
manangatang
Mobbs
Ocha905
Pamcake1
Pickitt
Pie 4 Life
Robertio
royboy2
SpecialBruce
Supersuns
TheGoatBaron
Tigerturbulance
tigland
Wosh

All those listed sleep under the blanket that WA provides! You need us in those mines and you have the temerity to talk smack to us! I’d rather you say thanks and then **** off to your hillbilly farms.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

... Perth Stadium?!

The **** is this souless lifeless concrete corporate sh*thole?!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

We'll race ya then!

Good luck with that, we only have two Liberal members to get past.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Can't spell Horsham without Hor.

... yep. Don't see the problem... ?!?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

... Perth Stadium?!

The **** is this souless lifeless concrete corporate sh*thole?!

Hey if you’re gonna call it out at least acknowledge the LEDs and Gage Roads Beers on tap.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

... Perth Stadium?!

The **** is this souless lifeless concrete corporate sh*thole?!

Doubles as a spare cray pot so take that back!