State of Origin Series XIX Round 1: Western Australia v Vic Country at Perth Stadium

[Tarkyn_24]

I don't think I've ever seen a swan. It's a kind of bird, right?

More a honking demon.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Why is it you country bumpkins all end up having the exact same experiences? Is it a shared consciousness or something?

Just like you passing by a $12.50 soy latte special at some bogan inner city cafe... The more there are the more you see.

 

[Ocha905]

Good luck with that, we only have two Liberal members to get past.

If you do actually secede I'm moving there.

 

[Tonga Bob]

To be fair I don’t think we can blame Vic Country entirely here. Should we just call it $500 million each for them and the city slickers?

Nope, it was meant to be regional Victoria so the Counts can eat the whole billion.

Besides, the Melbys have wasted even more money with their roads that aren't roads and their trains. They don't even have one that goes to the airport, how povo is that?

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Imagine having to still put up with big nosed basil zempilas

 

[Mobbs]

More a honking demon.

 

[Ocha905]

... Perth Stadium?!

The **** is this souless lifeless concrete corporate sh*thole?!

After goals a light show is <<<<< blasting car horns.

 

[Ocha905]

Imagine having to still put up with big nosed basil zempilas

Surprised women's tennis hasn't been banned in the state yet.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hold on you can’t do that. We threatened to do it first!

Hell, I started my own Micronation years ago!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Nope, it was meant to be regional Victoria so the Counts can eat the whole billion.

Besides, the Melbys have wasted even more money with their roads that aren't roads and their trains. They don't even have one that goes to the airport, how povo is that?

That’s a fantastic point. On my last trip back to the motherland I got to enjoy the amenity that Redcliffe station has to offer. The Viccos are missing out!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hell, I started my own Micronation years ago!

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So this is what Cold Chisel were singing about.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Surprised women's tennis hasn't been banned in the state yet.

I didn’t realise women’s Tetris was a thing.

Edit: evidently I also can’t read. Duck it I’m leaving it though

 

[Tonga Bob]

So this is what Cold Chisel were singing about.

First thing you know...

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

All those listed sleep under the blanket that WA provides! You need us in those mines and you have the temerity to talk smack to us! I’d rather you say thanks and then **** off to your hillbilly farms.

Temerity?

BAT since when are you having your posts ghost written for you?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Respect to Harley Reid, realised country Vic was absolutely full of hicks and said **** Vic, I’m heading over to God’s country.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Temerity?

BAT since when are you having your posts ghost written for you?

Wife got me in AI, I type in beer and it spits out something that enables me to converse with normal campaigners.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Wife got me in AI, I type in beer and it spits out something that enables me to converse with normal campaigners.

The human can’t human so let the machine

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The human can’t human so let the machine

Yep it all started years ago when Robertio forgot how to pull start a lawnmower for his tiny farm. He got a ride on that’s programmed to the entire 70m2 of his lawn. He even got it cheap as WA paid all the GST. Now look where we’re at.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

All those listed sleep under the blanket that WA provides! You need us in those mines and you have the temerity to talk smack to us! I’d rather you say thanks and then **** off to your hillbilly farms.

Nice to see you’re able to be up and about at this time at home. Seeing as you know, all your shops are shut.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Respect to Harley Reid, realised country Vic was absolutely full of hicks and said **** Vic, I’m heading over to God’s country.

To be fair he does come from a place called Tongala. Just that everything surrounding Tongala is pretty much paddocks of cow manure. The stink drove him bonkers.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Nice to see you’re able to be up and about at this time at home. Seeing as you know, all your shops are shut.

Twenty years out of date. I thought that was our thing?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

To be fair he does come from a place called Tongala. Just that everything surrounding Tongala is pretty much paddocks of cow manure. The stink drove him bonkers.

Could argue that playing for West Coast reminded him of home.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Could argue that playing for West Coast reminded him of home.

I guess Mineral Resources Park has a better ring to it than Cow Manure Paddock

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

To be fair he does come from a place called Tongala. Just that everything surrounding Tongala is pretty much paddocks of cow manure. The stink drove him bonkers.

Sounds like a town full of Tongans mate.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sounds like a town full of Tongans mate.

Spot on. Just without the beaches.

And the palm trees.

And the tropical climate.

And the kava.

And the Tongans.