Event SFAEW Season 38: Bad Blood On Now!

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Hatchy1992 nails por_please_ya with a high speed sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hatchy1992 uses a bodyslam on por_please_ya.
Hatchy1992 executes a dropkick against por_please_ya.
Hatchy1992 uses a dropkick on por_please_ya.
Hatchy1992 nails por_please_ya with a high speed sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Hatchy1992 uses a jawbreaker on por_please_ya.
Hatchy1992 is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hatchy1992 tags out to Blaze Storm.
Hatchy1992 tries a dropkick, but por_please_ya steps out of the way.
Hatchy1992 leaves the ring.
por_please_ya tries the 6-1-9, but Blaze Storm ducks out of the way.
Blaze Storm hits a diving European uppercut on por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm performs a Russian legsweep against por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm performs a spinning leg lariat against por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm takes por_please_ya down with a vertical suplex.
Blaze Storm sends por_please_ya into the turnbuckle, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya charges in with a jumping knee strike, but Blaze Storm moves out of the way.
Blaze Storm uses a flying cross body press on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Blaze Storm puts his hand over his eyes and looks out into the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Blaze Storm tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but por_please_ya counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns attempts a running front dropkick, but Blaze Storm
steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns rolls out of the ring.
Blaze Storm attempts a slap, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against Blaze Storm.
por_please_ya throws Blaze Storm out of the ring.
por_please_ya goes for a flying cross body press, but Blaze Storm
moves out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blaze Storm sets up a table.
Blaze Storm sets up por_please_ya on the table.
Blaze Storm executes a jumping DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going crazy.
Blaze Storm sets up a table.
Blaze Storm shoves por_please_ya into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 1.
Blaze Storm climbs back into the ring.
por_please_ya climbs back into the ring.
Blaze Storm executes a kick to the midsection against por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm hits a kneelift on por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm hits a vertical suplex on por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm runs into the ropes.
Blaze Storm nails por_please_ya with a swinging neckbreaker.
Blaze Storm has the crowd going wild.
Blaze Storm is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Blaze Storm tags out to Hatchy1992.
Blaze Storm tries a dropkick, but por_please_ya steps out of the way.
Blaze Storm leaves the ring.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Hatchy1992 with a kick.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya hit Hatchy1992 with a double bodyslam.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against Hatchy1992.
Callums_Guns hits a shooting star press on Hatchy1992.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya leaves the ring.
Callums_Guns hits a spinning back kick on Hatchy1992.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Callums_Guns performs a bodyslam against Hatchy1992.
por_please_ya hits a flying double foot stomp on Hatchy1992.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya goes for a bulldog, but Hatchy1992 blocks it.
Blaze Storm enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Blaze Storm performs a jumping DDT against por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm has the crowd going wild.
Hatchy1992 executes a flying dropkick against por_please_ya.
Blaze Storm leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya uses a jumping knee strike on Hatchy1992.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya covers Hatchy1992.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on Hatchy1992.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.

The winners are Callums_Guns and por_please_ya. Time of match: 0:05:08
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


Porps and C_G have made the most of the bye to focus on their wrestling, it seems!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

ClarkeM's up against KohPhi in KP's 300th!​

 

[KohPhi]

Thirdly:

ClarkeM's up against KohPhi in KP's 300th!​

What???


It's my 300th. Couldn't you have given me a more worthy opponent, fitting of the occasion?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
KohPhi hits a lariat on ClarkeM.
KohPhi uses the Rack Bomb on ClarkeM.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi attempts to place ClarkeM on the turnbuckle, but ClarkeM blocks it.
KohPhi tries a lariat, but ClarkeM ducks out of the way.
ClarkeM hits a backspin DDT on KohPhi.
ClarkeM works the crowd.
ClarkeM has the crowd going wild.
ClarkeM runs into the ropes.
ClarkeM attempts a clothesline, but KohPhi ducks out of the way.
Supersuns, thewizardmelon, Falconista and Gralin come to ringside.
KohPhi nails ClarkeM with a roundhouse kick.
Numerous fans are using KohPhi as target practice.
KohPhi uses a cut-throat lung blower on ClarkeM.
KohPhi nails ClarkeM with an enzuigiri.
KohPhi flexes his biceps.
KohPhi whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
KohPhi uses a lariat on ClarkeM.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
KohPhi uses the TKO on ClarkeM.
KohPhi performs a snap mare against ClarkeM.
KohPhi flexes his biceps.
KohPhi uses a kick to the thigh on ClarkeM.
KohPhi attempts a brain buster, but ClarkeM blocks it.
ClarkeM throws KohPhi out of the ring.
ClarkeM jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
ClarkeM throws KohPhi into the ringsteps.
ClarkeM knocks KohPhi into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going crazy.
ClarkeM shoves KohPhi into the guardrail.
ClarkeM takes KohPhi down with a backspin DDT.
ClarkeM reenters the ring.
KohPhi climbs back into the ring.
ClarkeM executes a bodyslam against KohPhi.
ClarkeM takes KohPhi down with a bodyslam.
ClarkeM tries a clothesline, but KohPhi counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
ClarkeM hits KohPhi with a shoulderblock.
ClarkeM is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
ClarkeM nails KohPhi with a flying elbowdrop.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
ClarkeM tries a jumping elbow thrust, but KohPhi steps out of the way.
KohPhi catches ClarkeM in a cross-face submission.
ClarkeM is valiantly trying to break the hold.
ClarkeM manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
KohPhi executes a forearm to the back against ClarkeM.
KohPhi nails ClarkeM with a brain buster.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
KohPhi goes for a headbutt, but ClarkeM blocks it.
ClarkeM executes a jumping elbow thrust against KohPhi.
ClarkeM whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi goes for a running European uppercut, but ClarkeM ducks out of the way.
ClarkeM takes KohPhi down with a backspin DDT.
ClarkeM is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
ClarkeM sends KohPhi into the turnbuckle, but KohPhi reverses it.
ClarkeM comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
KohPhi throws ClarkeM into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi executes the Liger Bomb against ClarkeM.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi nails ClarkeM with a cut-throat lung blower.
KohPhi attempts a frog splash, but ClarkeM gets his knees up.
ClarkeM whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi misses with a clothesline.
KohPhi uses a running European uppercut on ClarkeM.
KohPhi flexes his biceps.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
KohPhi executes a European uppercut against ClarkeM.
KohPhi throws ClarkeM into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi performs a European uppercut against ClarkeM.
KohPhi uses a European uppercut on ClarkeM.
KohPhi throws ClarkeM out of the ring.
KohPhi goes for a somersault bodyblock off the apron, but ClarkeM
moves out of the way.
Chief counts: 1.
ClarkeM uses a reverse neckbreaker on KohPhi.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 2.
ClarkeM works the crowd.
ClarkeM has the crowd going wild.
ClarkeM is handed Admin's Desk.
ClarkeM hits him with the Desk.
ClarkeM hits a flying lariat on KohPhi.
ClarkeM attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but KohPhi counters it with a facerake.
KohPhi uses an open-handed chop on ClarkeM.
KohPhi tries a flying cross body press, but ClarkeM counters it with a powerslam.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 3.
KohPhi knocks ClarkeM into the ringsteps.
KohPhi throws ClarkeM into the guardrail.
KohPhi shoves ClarkeM into the guardrail.
KohPhi performs a brain buster against ClarkeM.
Chief counts: 4.
KohPhi runs ClarkeM into the ringsteps.
Chief counts: 5.
KohPhi gets back into the ring.
ClarkeM rolls back in under the bottom rope.
KohPhi gives the sign for the GIF Blaster.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on ClarkeM.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi performs an elbowsmash against ClarkeM.
KohPhi hits a forearm to the back on ClarkeM.
KohPhi whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
KohPhi hits a superkick on ClarkeM.
KohPhi throws ClarkeM into the turnbuckle, but ClarkeM reverses it.
ClarkeM runs shoulder-first into the corner.
ClarkeM performs a jab against KohPhi.
ClarkeM uses a punch on KohPhi.
ClarkeM whips KohPhi into the ropes.
SuperSuns pulls down the top rope.
ClarkeM goes through the ropes.
ClarkeM tries a flying lariat, but KohPhi steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Chief counts: 1.
KohPhi whips ClarkeM into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 2.
Gralin hands ClarkeM a Chain.
ClarkeM hits KohPhi with the Chain.
The crowd is going crazy.
ClarkeM throws KohPhi back into the ring.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on ClarkeM.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
ClarkeM uses an armdrag takedown on KohPhi.
ClarkeM whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
Falconista performs a spear against KohPhi.
TheWizardMelon and SuperSuns drag KohPhi into a corner.
ClarkeM executes the Coast to Coast on KohPhi.
The crowd is going crazy.
ClarkeM goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is ClarkeM. Time of match: 0:10:52
Sim Rating: ****


The Enforcement continue to beat down on KohPhi after the bell.

ClarkeM is handed a mic.


CM: And that's another danger to society down and out. Thank god we won't have to put up with those gifs anymore...


ClarkeM stares directly into the camera.


CM: ...But our mission to cleanse SFAEW isn't over yet.

The criminal organisation known as "Il Famiglia" needs to be purged from this company.

tony, let me tell you in precise detail what will happen in the next few weeks.

First, Falconista will take the Hardcore Championship away.

Then, thewizardmelon, Supersuns and Gralin will take the Trios Championships away.

And once that's done...I will take your World Heavyweight Championship.

Count your days, tony. The Enforcement will serve justice.


ClarkeM throws down the mic, and The Enforcement pose in the ring.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

What???

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It's my 300th. Couldn't you have given me a more worthy opponent, fitting of the occasion?

Well, Tony Lynn 15 wasn't returning my calls...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

Grav and Jabba73 take on James Colorado and omgfridge for the final spot in Tag Team Turmoil!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
James Colorado executes a forearm to the back against Grav.
James Colorado goes for a flying cross body press, but Grav counters it with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Grav.
Grav goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
omgfridge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jabba73 enters the ring and lays out omgfridge.
A portion of the crowd is booing Jabba73.
Jabba73 leaves the ring.
Grav uses a spinebuster slam on James Colorado.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Grav works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind Grav.
Grav uses a back suplex on James Colorado.
Grav tags out to Jabba73.
Jabba73 and Grav whip James Colorado into the ropes.
They hit James Colorado with a double clothesline.
omgfridge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Grav goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a kneelift.
Grav leaves the ring.
James Colorado uses a snap suplex on Jabba73.
James Colorado attempts an enzuigiri, but Jabba73 steps out of the way.
Jabba73 hits a fireman's carry into a gutbuster on James Colorado.
Jabba73 tries a fireman's carry into a gutbuster, but James Colorado counters it with a DDT.
James Colorado tags out to omgfridge.
Grav enters the ring and throws James Colorado out of the ring.
The crowd is really behind Grav.
Jabba73 and Grav whip omgfridge into the ropes.
They hit omgfridge with a double elbowsmash.
Grav leaves the ring.
Jabba73 sends omgfridge into the turnbuckle.
omgfridge comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Jabba73 tags out to Grav.
James Colorado enters the ring and throws Jabba73 out of the ring.
omgfridge and James Colorado hit Grav with a double elbowsmash.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
omgfridge performs an elbowsmash against Grav.
omgfridge hits a lariat on Grav.
A small "omgfridge" chant is being started.
omgfridge whips Grav into the ropes, but Grav reverses it.
Grav misses with a clothesline.
Grav misses with a clothesline.
omgfridge goes for a running front dropkick, but Grav steps out of the way.
Grav is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Grav whips omgfridge into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Grav with a shoulderblock.
omgfridge catches Grav in a triangle choke.
Grav is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grav is valiantly trying to break the hold.
omgfridge lets go after 14 seconds.
omgfridge covers Grav.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
omgfridge whips Grav into the ropes.
Grav performs a running shoulderblock against omgfridge.
Grav hits a dropkick on omgfridge.
Grav hits a pop-up power bomb on omgfridge.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Grav shoves Mike Uppet.
Grav tags out to Jabba73.
James Colorado enters the ring and lays out Grav.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
omgfridge performs a back suplex against Jabba73.
omgfridge whips Jabba73 into the ropes, but Jabba73 reverses it.
omgfridge misses with a shoulderblock.
Jabba73 catches omgfridge in a bearhug.
omgfridge gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Jabba73 uses a power bomb on omgfridge.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jabba73 attempts a bodyslam, but omgfridge counters it with an elbowsmash.
omgfridge nails Jabba73 with a lariat.
omgfridge goes for a triangle choke, but Jabba73 blocks it.
Jabba73 tries a spinning backbreaker, but omgfridge counters it with an elbowsmash.
omgfridge attempts a flip piledriver, but Jabba73 blocks it.
Jabba73 goes for a springboard leaping swinging DDT, but omgfridge throws him off.
omgfridge performs a snap mare against Jabba73.
omgfridge runs into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Jabba73 with a kick.
omgfridge is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Grav enters the ring, but gets cut off.
omgfridge and James Colorado whip Jabba73 into the ropes.
They hit Jabba73 with a double elbowsmash.
James Colorado uses a snap suplex on Jabba73.
omgfridge executes a diving flip piledriver against Jabba73.
The crowd is starting to get behind omgfridge.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
omgfridge whips Jabba73 into the ropes.
omgfridge hits Jabba73 with a shoulderblock.
James Colorado enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge and James Colorado whip Jabba73 into the ropes.
They hit Jabba73 with a double kick to the midsection.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
omgfridge throws Jabba73 into the turnbuckle, but Jabba73 reverses it.
Jabba73 hits a chop on omgfridge.
Jabba73 executes a chop against omgfridge.
Jabba73 performs a chop against omgfridge.
Jabba73 runs into the ropes.
Jabba73 misses with a kick.
omgfridge hits Jabba73 with a shoulderblock.
omgfridge executes a chop against Jabba73.
omgfridge tries a dragon screw, but Jabba73 counters it with an enzuigiri.
In turn, omgfridge counters it with a side step.
omgfridge tags out to James Colorado.
omgfridge executes a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles against Jabba73.
A small "omgfridge" chant is being started.
James Colorado executes a flying somersault splash against Jabba73.
James Colorado and omgfridge whip Jabba73 into the ropes.
They hit Jabba73 with a double fist to the midsection.
omgfridge goes for a superkick, but Jabba73 counters it with a legsweep.
omgfridge leaves the ring.
Jabba73 tries a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to James Colorado.
James Colorado performs a forearm to the back against Jabba73.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on Jabba73.
James Colorado goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is booing James Colorado.

The winners are James Colorado and omgfridge. Time of match: 0:07:25
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Frothies Mcveigh and Orange crush come down to ringside.

Frothies McVeigh pats James Colorado and omgfridge on the back.

The Bang Bang Furie Gang heads back up the ramp.

Frothies McVeigh punches the entranceway in frustration.


FMcV: I'm gonna ****ing dismantle Loonerty...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

serial_thrilla and BigChippa52 clash in a Chain Match!

The winner is the first to hit all four turnbuckles in order without being interrupted.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
BigChippa52 executes a forearm smash against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 flips off his opponent.
BigChippa52 is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
BigChippa52 performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a kick to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 goes for the Big Chip Stunner, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
BigChippa52 goes through the ropes.
BigChippa52 uses a spinebuster on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 whips serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
BigChippa52 climbs back into the ring.
serial_thrilla rolls back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla brings the table into the ring.
BigChippa52 performs a spinebuster against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a spinebuster on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 uses a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a kneelift against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 charges into the corner, but serial_thrilla moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive BigChippa52 through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 executes a series of punches against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a stomp on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a kneelift on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla is in the way.
BigChippa52 takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
BigChippa52 goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the table.
serial_thrilla executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla executes an elbowsmash against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts a double leg slam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a sunset flip.
BigChippa52 hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 puts serial_thrilla in a chokehold.
serial_thrilla gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
BigChippa52 executes a punch against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla slides down his back.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla is in the way.
BigChippa52 performs a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a forearm smash on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a spinebuster on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a headlock takedown on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 takes serial_thrilla down with a vertical suplex.
BigChippa52 performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a back elbow against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 goes for a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla slides down his back.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a draping DDT against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla performs an inverted atomic drop against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a moonsault bodyblock.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is there before him.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but serial_thrilla is in the way.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a clothesline on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla takes him down.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a side slam.
serial_thrilla kicks BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla chops BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla uses a vertical suplex on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a double leg slam.
serial_thrilla tries a Flatliner, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
BigChippa52 sets up serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 hits a superplex on serial_thrilla.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 sends serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla charges into the corner, but BigChippa52 moves out of the way.
BigChippa52 uses a series of kicks to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla is in the way.
BigChippa52 performs a series of punches against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 attempts a stomp, but serial_thrilla moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla uses a vertical suplex on BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a lariat.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 goes for a backdrop, but serial_thrilla counters it with a sunset flip.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a lariat.
BigChippa52 executes a kneelift against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 performs a backdrop against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 flips off his opponent.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 hits a series of kicks to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla takes him down.
serial_thrilla uses a kneelift on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla takes him down with the chain.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla attempts a double leg slam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a sunset flip.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BigChippa52 attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope.
serial_thrilla slides back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla gets a reverse figure-four leglock on BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is there before him.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but serial_thrilla takes him down.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is in the way.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard roundhouse kick on BigChippa52.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla hits a bodyslam on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a double leg slam on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla sends BigChippa52 into the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 charges into the corner.
BigChippa52 goes for a back suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a lariat.
BigChippa52 executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 sends serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a series of kicks to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 nails serial_thrilla with a series of stomps.
BigChippa52 uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a vertical suplex on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a forearm smash against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries a punch, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla chops BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
BigChippa52 kicks serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 kicks serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
serial_thrilla punches BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla kicks BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but BigChippa52
steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla takes him down.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries a hiptoss, but BigChippa52 counters it with a facerake.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 performs a spinebuster against serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BigChippa52 executes a kick to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a punch on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla punches BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla punches BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a superkick.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is in the way.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla takes BigChippa52 down with a draping DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
Numerous fans are using BigChippa52 as target practice.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla is in the way.
BigChippa52 tries a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla performs a top-rope Frankensteiner against BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs an armdrag takedown against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is in the way.
serial_thrilla performs a vertical suplex against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla takes BigChippa52 down with a vertical suplex.
serial_thrilla throws BigChippa52 out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a tope.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive BigChippa52 through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
BigChippa52 chokes out serial_thrilla with the chain.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number one.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number two.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number three.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number four.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.

The winner is BigChippa52. Time of match: 0:19:31
Sim Rating: ***


BigChippa52 poses on the tip turnbuckle.

BigChippa52 is thrown two cans of root beer.

BigChippa52 smashes the cans open and takes a swill.

BigChippa52 looks over his shoulder.

BigChippa52 climbs down from the turnbuckle, and stands over serial_thrilla.

BigChippa52 pours the root beer onto serial_thrilla.





U2tigers storms down to the ring.

U2Tigers nails BigChippa52 with the The Edge.

U2Tigers goes to beat down BigChippa52, but serial_thrilla stops him.


s_t: Don't waste your time on him, Bono. He's still just a nobody.

Besides, we've got a Tag Team Turmoil match to win next week...


serial_thrilla and U2Tigers head back up the ramp.

BigChippa52 gets to his feet, flipping the double bird as serial_thrilla and U2Tigers' backs.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:

A match three months in the making.

damicky vs HARPSichord, Hell in a Cell.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Cell lowers around the ring.

The SFAEW medical team make their way to the timekeeper's area.







HARPSichord makes his way to the ring.

HARPSichord enters the Cell.

HARPSichord paces aroudn the ring, baying for blood.




damicky marches doen the ramp with a steely look in his eyes.

Damicky enters the Cell.

As soon as he steps in the ring, Damicky and HARPSichord sprint to the middle of the ring, and start brawling.

Mike Uppet calls for the opening bell...​

 

[Gralin]

 

[HARPSichord]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HARPSichord whips Damicky into the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord charges in with a running back elbow.
HARPSichord uses a neck-scissors on Damicky.
HARPSichord attempts an eye gouge, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky attempts a powerslam, but HARPSichord counters it with a sunset flip.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
HARPSichord executes a jawbreaker against Damicky.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on Damicky.
HARPSichord goes for a slap, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky goes for a gutwrench suplex, but HARPSichord counters it with a backdrop.
HARPSichord goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Damicky steps out of the way.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky tries a back suplex, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord performs a kneelift against Damicky.
HARPSichord uses a reverse neckbreaker on Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord whips Damicky into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with an elbow.
HARPSichord hits Damicky with a kick.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord runs shoulder-first into the corner.
HARPSichord attempts a flying axhandle, but Damicky counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Damicky executes the Discus Punch against HARPSichord.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits Damicky with a clothesline.
Damicky falls out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
HARPSichord attempts a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky performs a headbutt against HARPSichord.
Damicky hits a back suplex on HARPSichord.
Damicky knocks HARPSichord into the ringsteps.
Damicky knocks HARPSichord into the ringpost.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky uses a clothesline on HARPSichord.
Damicky shoves HARPSichord into the cell wall.
Damicky hits a headbutt on HARPSichord.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky tries a powerslam, but HARPSichord counters it with a sunset flip.
HARPSichord shoves Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord goes for a hiptoss, but Damicky counters it with a lariat.
Damicky nails HARPSichord with a powerslam.
Damicky goes for a bulldog but HARPSichord pulls Mike Uppet in the way!
HARPSichord reenters the ring.
Damicky rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Mike Uppet slowly gets up.
HARPSichord attempts a flying axhandle, but Damicky counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky kicks HARPSichord.
HARPSichord kicks Damicky.
HARPSichord sends Damicky into the turnbuckle, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky charges into the corner.
Damicky goes for a sleeperhold, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord executes a slap against Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a slap against Damicky.
HARPSichord whips Damicky into the ropes, but Damicky reverses it.
HARPSichord misses with a kick.
HARPSichord hits Damicky with an elbow.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick to the knee against Damicky.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on Damicky.
HARPSichord performs an eye gouge against Damicky.
HARPSichord attempts a kneebreaker, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky places HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a belly-to-back superplex against HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky takes HARPSichord down with a choke slam.
Damicky uses a gutwrench suplex on HARPSichord.
Damicky uses a flying bulldog on HARPSichord.
Damicky hits the Discus Punch on HARPSichord.
Damicky executes a choke slam against HARPSichord.
Damicky attempts the Discus Punch, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord uses a vertical suplex on Damicky.
HARPSichord tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky kicks HARPSichord.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky kicks HARPSichord.
Damicky throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
Damicky rolls out under the bottom rope.
Damicky hits a headbutt on HARPSichord.
Damicky retrieves a table from under the ring.
Damicky sets up the table between the ring and the cell wall.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the table.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord through the table with the Cheese's Edge but he blocks it.
HARPSichord executes a jawbreaker against Damicky.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the ringpost.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the announcers' table.
HARPSichord tries to drive Damicky through the table with the Mic Drop but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky shoves HARPSichord into the cell wall.
HARPSichord is busted wide open.
Damicky clears the table debris.
Damicky hits a gutwrench suplex on HARPSichord.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
Damicky nails HARPSichord with a bulldog.
Damicky retrieves a barbed wire board from under the ring.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the barbed wire board.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord through the barbed wire board with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way.
The barbed wire board is broken in half.
Damicky is busted wide open.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord repeatedly smashes Damicky's head into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord whips Damicky into the cell wall.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord tries a neck-scissors, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky knocks HARPSichord into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky shoves HARPSichord into the cell wall.
Damicky clears the barbed wire board debris out of the way.
Damicky rips the padding off the concrete floor.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord onto the concrete with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way.
Damicky is out cold.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord uses a reverse neckbreaker on Damicky.
HARPSichord retrieves a set of light tubes from under the ring.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord throws Damicky back into the ring.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits HARPSichord with a backdrop.
HARPSichord falls out of the ring.
Damicky rolls out under the bottom rope.
Damicky sets up the light tubes against the cell wall.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord into the light tubes with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the light tubes.
HARPSichord executes a spear on Damicky into the light tubes.
The light tubes shatter everywhere.
Damicky is bleeding badly.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HARPSichord whips Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord executes a kneelift against Damicky.
HARPSichord shoves Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord throws Damicky back into the ring.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on Damicky.
HARPSichord covers Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
HARPSichord throws Damicky out of the ring.
HARPSichord goes for a plancha, but Damicky moves out of the way.
HARPSichord crashes into the cell wall.
HARPSichord is bleeding badly.
Damicky whips HARPSichord into the cell wall.
Damicky performs a clothesline against HARPSichord.
Damicky uses the Discus Punch on HARPSichord.
Damicky hits a clothesline on HARPSichord.
Damicky retrives a barbed wire chair from under the ring.
Damicky sets up the barbed wire chair.
Damicky executes a kneelift against HARPSichord.
Damicky performs a slap against HARPSichord.
Damicky hits a headbutt on HARPSichord.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the table.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord through the barbed wire chair with the Cheese's Edge but he blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky back into the ring.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but Damicky counters it with a punch.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord kicks Damicky.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
HARPSichord kicks Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
Damicky whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
Damicky performs a choke slam against HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky hits a bodyslam on HARPSichord.
Damicky performs a bodyslam against HARPSichord.
Damicky throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
Damicky goes through the ropes.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the barbed wire chair.
Damicky executes a belly-to-back superplex through the barbed wire chair.
The table is broken in half.
HARPSichord is bleeding like hell.
Damicky hits a headbutt on HARPSichord.
Damicky performs a bulldog against HARPSichord.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky shoves HARPSichord into the cell wall.
Damicky hits a clothesline on HARPSichord.
Damicky throws HARPSichord into the cell wall.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
Damicky executes a bulldog against HARPSichord.
Damicky takes HARPSichord down with a vertical suplex.
Damicky retrieves a cricket bat from under the ring.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord against the cell wall.
Damicky goes to hit HARPSichord with the cricket bat, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord whips Damicky into the cell wall.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord hits a chop on Damicky.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
Damicky whips HARPSichord into the cell wall.
Damicky whips HARPSichord into the cell wall.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the cell wall.
Damicky goes to hit HARPSichord with the cricket bat, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord shoves Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord throws Damicky back into the ring.
HARPSichord goes to hit HARPSichord with the cricket bat, but Damicky blocks it.
HARPSichord attempts an Ace Crusher, but Damicky throws him off.
Damicky punches HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky punches HARPSichord.
HARPSichord kicks Damicky.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
Damicky hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
HARPSichord hits Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
HARPSichord hits Damicky.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord chops Damicky.
HARPSichord chops Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a chop against Damicky.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
Damicky attempts a roundhouse right, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord uses a slap on Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a chop against Damicky.
HARPSichord nails Damicky with the cricket bat.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[Gralin]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord uses a lung blower on Damicky.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a kick.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
Damicky tries a roundhouse right, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord hits Damicky.
HARPSichord throws Damicky out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
HARPSichord retrieves a table from under the ring.
HARPSichord sets up the table.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky is bleeding like hell.
HARPSichord goes for a kick to the head, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the table.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
HARPSichord knocks Damicky into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against Damicky.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord hits a fireman's carry on Damicky.
HARPSichord uses an eye gouge on Damicky.
HARPSichord sets up a table.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
HARPSichord performs a reverse neckbreaker against Damicky.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord attempts a fireman's carry, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky performs a back suplex against HARPSichord.
Damicky throws HARPSichord into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky hits a slap on HARPSichord.
Damicky performs a back suplex against HARPSichord.
Damicky runs HARPSichord into the ringsteps.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but HARPSichord counters it with a crucifix.
HARPSichord uses a flying axhandle on Damicky.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord shoves Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord tries to drive Damicky through the table with the Mic Drop but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky hits a kneelift on HARPSichord.
Damicky uses the Discus Punch on HARPSichord.
Damicky tries a choke slam, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord throws Damicky back into the ring.
HARPSichord brings the table into the ring.
HARPSichord whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but HARPSichord counters it with a crucifix.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
HARPSichord attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
Damicky hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord kicks Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord rolls out of the ring.
HARPSichord retrieves a box of matches and a vial of lighter fluid.
HARPSichord climbs back into the ring.
HARPSichord lights the table on fire.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the burning table.
HARPSichord tries to drive Damicky through the burning table with the Mic Drop but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky kicks HARPSichord.
Damicky punches HARPSichord.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a belly-to-back superplex against HARPSichord.
Damicky uses a bulldog on HARPSichord.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky uses a roundhouse right on HARPSichord.
Damicky covers HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
Damicky attempts a double underhook superplex, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord performs an eye gouge against Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a kneelift against Damicky.
HARPSichord tries a fireman's carry, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
Damicky hits HARPSichord with a shoulderblock.
Damicky attempts a headbutt, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Damicky.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
HARPSichord chops Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick to the knee against Damicky.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord goes for a slap, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky rolls out of the ring.
Damicky throws the broken barbed wire board into the ring.
Damicky throws the broken barbed wire chair into the ring.
Damicky throws what's left of the light tubes into the ring.
Damicky heads back into the ring.
Damicky piles up the sharp debris.
Damicky picks up HARPSichord.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord onto the pile of barbed wire and broken glass.
HARPSichord is bleeding like a faucet.
Damicky goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:28:19
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


This is how Musical Cheese ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang.

Damicky walks out of the cell with a dramatic, blood-soaked win.

I'm not sure either of these wrestlers will ever be fully 100% ever again.




See you next week.

 

[cooney]

cooney hits a punch on The Filth Wizard.
cooney runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard attempts a spinebuster slam, but cooney counters it with a kneelift.
cooney whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard attempts a spinebuster slam, but cooney counters it with a DDT.
In turn, The Filth Wizard counters it with a backdrop.
The Filth Wizard tries a reverse neckbreaker, but cooney blocks it.
cooney performs a chop against The Filth Wizard.
cooney hits a ropeburn on The Filth Wizard.
cooney throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
cooney goes through the ropes.
cooney throws The Filth Wizard back into the ring.
cooney runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard goes for an inverted atomic drop, but cooney blocks it.
cooney goes for a sleeperhold, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a back suplex.
The Filth Wizard goes for a kneedrop, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney catches The Filth Wizard in an armbar submission.
The Filth Wizard is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Filth Wizard manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 15 seconds.
cooney hits a facerake on The Filth Wizard.
cooney covers The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
cooney hits a ropeburn on The Filth Wizard.
cooney throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
cooney goes through the ropes.
cooney whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
cooney performs a back suplex against The Filth Wizard.
cooney gets back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard climbs back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard brings the table into the ring.
The Filth Wizard sets up cooney on the table.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Filth Wizard tries an abdominal stretch, but cooney blocks it.
cooney goes for a bodyslam, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a facerake.
cooney begs off.
The Filth Wizard executes a facebuster onto the knee against cooney.
The Filth Wizard covers cooney.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
The Filth Wizard throws cooney out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard goes for a plancha, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney goes for a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard climbs back into the ring.
cooney climbs back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard executes an inverted atomic drop against cooney.
The Filth Wizard whips cooney into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits cooney with an elbow.
The Filth Wizard uses a short clothesline on cooney.
The Filth Wizard uses a high knee on cooney.
The Filth Wizard uses a low blow on cooney.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard attempts a spinebuster slam, but cooney counters it with a kneelift.
cooney runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard performs a kick to the midsection against cooney.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on cooney.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
The Filth Wizard executes a high knee against cooney.
The Filth Wizard attempts an abdominal stretch, but cooney counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, The Filth Wizard counters it with a lariat.
The Filth Wizard performs a reverse neckbreaker against cooney.
cooney begs off.
The Filth Wizard performs a clothesline against cooney.
The Filth Wizard attempts a high knee, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney throws The Filth Wizard out of the ring.
cooney rolls out under the bottom rope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Filth Wizard hits a short clothesline on cooney.
The Filth Wizard clears the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard sets up cooney on the announcers' table.
The Filth Wizard tries to drive cooney through the table with the
Royal Treatment but he blocks it.
cooney whips The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
cooney shoves The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
cooney climbs back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard follows him back in.
cooney goes for a front facelock, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, cooney counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney knocks down Manangatang.
Manangatang is out cold.
cooney complains about a slow count.
Manangatang crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
The Filth Wizard executes a knee to the back against cooney.
The Filth Wizard uses a high knee on cooney.
The Filth Wizard gets a cross-face submission on cooney.
cooney reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard catches cooney in an abdominal stretch.
cooney reaches the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
The Filth Wizard kicks cooney.
The Filth Wizard chops cooney.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard catches cooney in an abdominal stretch.
cooney tries to escape the hold.
cooney gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds.
The Filth Wizard throws cooney into the turnbuckle, but cooney reverses it.
cooney runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Filth Wizard moves out of the way.
The Filth Wizard nails cooney with a high knee.
The Filth Wizard executes a kneebreaker against cooney.
The Filth Wizard uses a hiptoss on cooney.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
cooney begs off.
The Filth Wizard whips cooney into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard executes a hiptoss against cooney.
The Filth Wizard takes cooney down with a German suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

The match is a draw. Time of match: 0:17:22
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


The Filth Wizard attacks Manangatang after the bell.


TFW: My shoulders were not on the mat! THAT WAS MY PIN!


Headless sneaks down to ringside.

Headless hands cooney a sledgehammer.

The Filth Wizard turns around after laying out Manangatang.

cooney hits The Filth Wizard with a sledgehammer to the back of the head.

cooney celebrates on the top turnbuckle.


C: Woooo.

Wooooo! Thanks headless! Cop that TFW

 

[damicky]

HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord uses a lung blower on Damicky.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a kick.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
Damicky tries a roundhouse right, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord hits Damicky.
HARPSichord throws Damicky out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
HARPSichord retrieves a table from under the ring.
HARPSichord sets up the table.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky is bleeding like hell.
HARPSichord goes for a kick to the head, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the table.
Damicky tries to drive HARPSichord through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
HARPSichord knocks Damicky into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against Damicky.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord hits a fireman's carry on Damicky.
HARPSichord uses an eye gouge on Damicky.
HARPSichord sets up a table.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
HARPSichord performs a reverse neckbreaker against Damicky.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord attempts a fireman's carry, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky performs a back suplex against HARPSichord.
Damicky throws HARPSichord into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky hits a slap on HARPSichord.
Damicky performs a back suplex against HARPSichord.
Damicky runs HARPSichord into the ringsteps.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but HARPSichord counters it with a crucifix.
HARPSichord uses a flying axhandle on Damicky.
They're brawling between the ring and the cell wall.
HARPSichord shoves Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the table.
HARPSichord tries to drive Damicky through the table with the Mic Drop but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky hits a kneelift on HARPSichord.
Damicky uses the Discus Punch on HARPSichord.
Damicky tries a choke slam, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky into the cell wall.
HARPSichord throws Damicky back into the ring.
HARPSichord brings the table into the ring.
HARPSichord whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but HARPSichord counters it with a crucifix.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
HARPSichord attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
Damicky hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord kicks Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord rolls out of the ring.
HARPSichord retrieves a box of matches and a vial of lighter fluid.
HARPSichord climbs back into the ring.
HARPSichord lights the table on fire.
HARPSichord sets up Damicky on the burning table.
HARPSichord tries to drive Damicky through the burning table with the Mic Drop but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damicky chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky kicks HARPSichord.
Damicky punches HARPSichord.
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
Damicky performs a belly-to-back superplex against HARPSichord.
Damicky uses a bulldog on HARPSichord.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky uses a roundhouse right on HARPSichord.
Damicky covers HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Damicky sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
Damicky attempts a double underhook superplex, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord performs an eye gouge against Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a kneelift against Damicky.
HARPSichord tries a fireman's carry, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
Damicky hits HARPSichord with a shoulderblock.
Damicky attempts a headbutt, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Damicky.
HARPSichord punches Damicky.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
HARPSichord chops Damicky.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick to the knee against Damicky.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on Damicky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord goes for a slap, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Damicky rolls out of the ring.
Damicky throws the broken barbed wire board into the ring.
Damicky throws the broken barbed wire chair into the ring.
Damicky throws what's left of the light tubes into the ring.
Damicky heads back into the ring.
Damicky piles up the sharp debris.
Damicky picks up HARPSichord.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on HARPSichord onto the pile of barbed wire and broken glass.
HARPSichord is bleeding like a faucet.
Damicky goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:28:19
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


This is how Musical Cheese ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang.

Damicky walks out of the cell with a dramatic, blood-soaked win.

I'm not sure either of these wrestlers will ever be fully 100% ever again.




See you next week.

 

[BigChippa52]

serial_thrilla attempts a double leg slam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a sunset flip.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BigChippa52 attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope.
serial_thrilla slides back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla gets a reverse figure-four leglock on BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is there before him.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but serial_thrilla takes him down.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is in the way.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard roundhouse kick on BigChippa52.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla hits a bodyslam on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a double leg slam on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla sends BigChippa52 into the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 charges into the corner.
BigChippa52 goes for a back suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but BigChippa52 counters it with a lariat.
BigChippa52 executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 sends serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a series of kicks to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 nails serial_thrilla with a series of stomps.
BigChippa52 uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 uses a vertical suplex on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes a forearm smash against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries a punch, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla chops BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
BigChippa52 kicks serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 kicks serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
serial_thrilla punches BigChippa52.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla kicks BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but BigChippa52
steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla takes him down.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries a hiptoss, but BigChippa52 counters it with a facerake.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 performs a spinebuster against serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BigChippa52 executes a kick to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a punch on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 tries a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla punches BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla punches BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a superkick.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is in the way.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla takes BigChippa52 down with a draping DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
Numerous fans are using BigChippa52 as target practice.
BigChippa52 tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but serial_thrilla is in the way.
BigChippa52 tries a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla performs a top-rope Frankensteiner against BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs an armdrag takedown against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but BigChippa52 is in the way.
serial_thrilla performs a vertical suplex against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla takes BigChippa52 down with a vertical suplex.
serial_thrilla throws BigChippa52 out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a tope.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla sets up BigChippa52 on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive BigChippa52 through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
BigChippa52 chokes out serial_thrilla with the chain.
BigChippa52 throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number one.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number two.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number three.
BigChippa52 hits turnbuckle number four.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.

The winner is BigChippa52. Time of match: 0:19:31
Sim Rating: ***


BigChippa52 poses on the tip turnbuckle.

BigChippa52 is thrown two cans of root beer.

BigChippa52 smashes the cans open and takes a swill.

BigChippa52 looks over his shoulder.

BigChippa52 climbs down from the turnbuckle, and stands over serial_thrilla.

BigChippa52 pours the root beer onto serial_thrilla.





U2tigers storms down to the ring.

U2Tigers nails BigChippa52 with the The Edge.

U2Tigers goes to beat down BigChippa52, but serial_thrilla stops him.


s_t: Don't waste your time on him, Bono. He's still just a nobody.

Besides, we've got a Tag Team Turmoil match to win next week...


serial_thrilla and U2Tigers head back up the ramp.

BigChippa52 gets to his feet, flipping the double bird as serial_thrilla and U2Tigers' backs.

this nobody 3 - 0 - thrilla 0 - 3 (I think)