Event SFAEW Season 38: Round 16 This Sunday!

[PhenomenalV1]

IT'S NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN REVOLUTIONARY AT ALL

IT'S WAS BOLD ONCE BUT EVERY DAY IT GETS LESS POLISHED

IT'S DEEPLY MISSING Elton Johns Wig AND HOPES HE'S ABLE TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET SOON

IT'S BEEN GIVEN THE ENTHUSIASTIC ALL-CLEAR BY The Filth Wizard

IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S INEXPLICABLY BECOME A MUCH LOVED PART OF THE SFA CALENDAR

IT'S BEEN A SHAMELESS RIP-OFF FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG

IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR AN EIGHTH SEASON

IT'S:

SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling.
Tired of us yet?


Apparently not, by the way everyone reacted on Beez Night.


By the way, since big_icky was ineligible for best thread, do I get a consolation award for making the second-best thread?


Regardless, SFAEW is back yet again for an eighth go-around!


So let's give everyone a quick recap of our last big show:


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SweetaMania 7 Recap


Night One

- okeydoke7 unfortunately won against me, regaining his main card status in the process.

- Wosh toppled JoshWoodenSpoon to win the Hardcore Championship!

- Hate returned after six months in SFTNA to help U2tigers beat pantskyle and brahj!

- AnUltimateRessie won the Battle of the Duds against Ocha905!

- TheInjuryFactory & Elton Johns Wig retained their Tag Team Championships, only to be overshadowed by the immediate dissolution of Musical Ratatouille as HARPSichord turned on damicky!

- King Tenz may have torched the Tavern, but Mrs Turbo had the last laugh courtesy of her trusty ambulance!

- BRAB, Robertio and Harvey Manfrenjensenden won the Premiership Scramble!

- In the main event of Night One, Loonerty and Shaun Freakin' Duggan put on an hour long classic for the Intercity Championship, with Loons prevailing after a botched run-in from Frothies Mcveigh!


Night Two

- Chipmunk squashed Bonz in the upset of the season!

- por_please_ya & Strigoi disposed of James Colorado & Pickitt!

- Braklet forced Tigerturbulance to tap out for the first time!

- Headless, cooney and PMBangers won the Trios Championships from Dingster, MWPP and Test Tickle in the feel-good win of the weekend!

- ClarkeM won on debut against verbal sparring foe Jabba73!

- Frothies Mcveigh bounced back from the previous night's humiliation to claim the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase!

- serial_thrilla overcame The Filth Wizard in a spirited "I Quit" match! Also the nWo dissolved, I think?

- And in the main event of Night Two, tony finished his momentous debut season by claiming the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship from Senor M, with the help of a Millky95 betrayal!


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Other News


The card for the Pre-Season special will be up tomorrow, with the special itself coming on Sunday.


Midweek Mayhem will also be coming back, but only as a once-every-few-weeks thing rather than a constant feature.


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SFAEW Awards


One last thing, please vote in the Season 37 SFAEW Awards if you haven't already.

We've still got a couple of tied categories, and I'd really like to sort them out before we unveil the winners on Sunday.

Season 37 SFAEW Awards

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I've got some big plans for this season, so stay tuned!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS
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WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
tony​	World Heavyweight Championship​	22/6/2024​	135​
serial_thrilla & U2tigers​	World Tag Team Championships​	20/10/2024​	15​
Chipmunk​	Intercity Championship​	18/8/2024​	78​
Falconista​	Hardcore Championship​	13/10/2024​	22​
Elton Johns Wig, TheInjuryFactory & ShaunDuggan​	Trios Championships​	13/10/2024​	1​

Dates and stats correct as of 4/11/24.


OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS

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WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
-​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	-​	-​

 

[Ocha905]

First in, first out of the ring.

 

[okeydoke7]

Time to hold all the belts.

Opened Sweetamania to earn my way back onto the main card last time. Will close Sweetamania next time.

 

[Gralin]

 

[Mrs Turbo]

By the way, since @big_icky was ineligible for best thread, do I get a consolation award for making the second-best thread?

 

[U2tigers]

Can't wait, look forward to this each week.

 

[Senor M]

I’m assuming that Senor M will have a long absence now following the betrayal by tony & Millky95 .

I suspect my return to an SFAEW ring will occur in Season 39

 

[U2tigers]

I’m assuming that Senor M will have a long absence now following the betrayal by tony & Millky95 .

I suspect my return to an SFAEW ring will occur in Season 39

You are forfeiting your Championship re-match?

 

[Senor M]

You are forfeiting your Championship re-match?

No reputable wrestling company guarantees championship rematches in 2024

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!




Wrestling and an awards night? It can only be the SFAEW Pre-Season Special and the SFAEW Awards!




Let's see what's in store:






Loonerty and Wosh face off in a special non-title Champion vs Champion match! May the best champ win!






Fresh off stealing the crowd's hearts at SweetaMania, Headless, cooney and PMBangers defend their Trios Championships against Premiership Scramble winners BRAB, Robertio and Harvey Manfrenjensenden!






We've got a couple of big questions surrounding faction loyalty going into the pre-season. Are pantskyle and brahj still the nWo, or have they shaken the label for good? Is Dingster still loyal to Il Famiglia now that he's back at the OOBs, or will he and MWPP remain as a unit? Regardless of that, it's a tag team heavyweight showdown.






With his tag team partner Elton Johns Wig out indefinitely, TheInjuryFactory will be making a statement regarding his and Elton's Tag Team Championships going forward.






The SweetaMania winners circle implodes!

serial_thrilla, por_please_ya, Braklet, U2tigers and Mrs Turbo clash in an elimination match to determine who'll be challenging for the World Championship in Round One!

And speaking of the World Championship




In your main event of the pre-season:






The incumbent World Champ tony defends his prize against the man who perpetually falls upwards, Mister One Thousand himself, okeydoke7!



Also the Season 37 SFAEW Awards will be handed out!

Voting closes on Sunday morning, and somehow we've still got a few tied categories.

Please keep voting.

Season 37 SFAEW Awards

forms.gle

See you on Sunday.​

 

[PMBangers]

This Sunday!




Wrestling and an awards night? It can only be the SFAEW Pre-Season Special and the SFAEW Awards!




Let's see what's in store:




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Loonerty and Wosh face off in a special non-title Champion vs Champion match! May the best champ win!




View attachment 2046470

Fresh off stealing the crowd's hearts at SweetaMania, Headless, cooney and PMBangers defend their Trios Championships against Premiership Scramble winners BRAB, Robertio and Harvey Manfrenjensenden!




View attachment 2046473

We've got a couple of big questions surrounding faction loyalty going into the pre-season. Are pantskyle and brahj still the nWo, or have they shaken the label for good? Is Dingster still loyal to Il Famiglia now that he's back at the OOBs, or will he and MWPP remain as a unit? Regardless of that, it's a tag team heavyweight showdown.




View attachment 2046474

With his tag team partner Elton Johns Wig out indefinitely, TheInjuryFactory will be making a statement regarding his and Elton's Tag Team Championships going forward.




View attachment 2046469

The SweetaMania winners circle implodes!

serial_thrilla, por_please_ya, Braklet, U2tigers and Mrs Turbo clash in an elimination match to determine who'll be challenging for the World Championship in Round One!

And speaking of the World Championship




In your main event of the pre-season:




View attachment 2046472

The incumbent World Champ tony defends his prize against the man who perpetually falls upwards, Mister One Thousand himself, okeydoke7!



Also the Season 37 SFAEW Awards will be handed out!

Voting closes on Sunday morning, and somehow we've still got a few tied categories.

Please keep voting.

Season 37 SFAEW Awards

forms.gle

See you on Sunday.​

If we lose our title I'm going to be seeing the OOBs in the parking lot

 

[Mrs Turbo]

If we lose our title I'm going to be seeing the OOBs in the parking lot

I guess to sign your OOB's qooty contract

and Grav did you even tell us Bangers was available

 

[PMBangers]

I guess to sign your OOB's qooty contract

and Grav did you even tell us Bangers was available

I'm available from 9PM until 6AM at Gotham City Thursday-Sunday only

 

[serial_thrilla]

Say my name PhenomenalV1.

 

[U2tigers]

Say my name PhenomenalV1.

Shall we work together until we beat the others?








Partner

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Say my name PhenomenalV1.

serial_thrilla

 

[cooney]

This Sunday!




Wrestling and an awards night? It can only be the SFAEW Pre-Season Special and the SFAEW Awards!




Let's see what's in store:




View attachment 2046471

Loonerty and Wosh face off in a special non-title Champion vs Champion match! May the best champ win!




View attachment 2046470

Fresh off stealing the crowd's hearts at SweetaMania, Headless, cooney and PMBangers defend their Trios Championships against Premiership Scramble winners BRAB, Robertio and Harvey Manfrenjensenden!




View attachment 2046473

We've got a couple of big questions surrounding faction loyalty going into the pre-season. Are pantskyle and brahj still the nWo, or have they shaken the label for good? Is Dingster still loyal to Il Famiglia now that he's back at the OOBs, or will he and MWPP remain as a unit? Regardless of that, it's a tag team heavyweight showdown.




View attachment 2046474

With his tag team partner Elton Johns Wig out indefinitely, TheInjuryFactory will be making a statement regarding his and Elton's Tag Team Championships going forward.




View attachment 2046469

The SweetaMania winners circle implodes!

serial_thrilla, por_please_ya, Braklet, U2tigers and Mrs Turbo clash in an elimination match to determine who'll be challenging for the World Championship in Round One!

And speaking of the World Championship




In your main event of the pre-season:




View attachment 2046472

The incumbent World Champ tony defends his prize against the man who perpetually falls upwards, Mister One Thousand himself, okeydoke7!



Also the Season 37 SFAEW Awards will be handed out!

Voting closes on Sunday morning, and somehow we've still got a few tied categories.

Please keep voting.

Season 37 SFAEW Awards

forms.gle

See you on Sunday.​

Woooo

 

[serial_thrilla]

serial_thrilla

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I know who is going to win the sexiest wrestling couple

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I know who is going to win the sexiest wrestling couple

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Tigerturbulance - I love it when you hold me close!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for the SFAEW Pre-Season Special!

And also the Season 37 SFAEW Awards.




Kicking us off tonight:

It's Intercity Champion Loonerty against Hardcore Champion Wosh in a one-off non-title special!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Loonerty nails Wosh with a Discus lariat.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty performs a dragon suplex against Wosh.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty gets an octopus hold on Wosh.
Wosh reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty punches Wosh.
Loonerty chops Wosh.
Loonerty hits Wosh.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty performs a flying clothesline against Wosh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty and Wosh get hit with a double clothesline.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Wosh misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Wosh hits Loonerty with an elbow.
Wosh attempts a series of stomps, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Wosh misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on Wosh.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle against Wosh.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Wosh hits Loonerty with an elbow.
Wosh hits a low blow on Loonerty.
Wosh nails Loonerty with a powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Wosh goes for a kick to the midsection, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty uses a German suplex on Wosh.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty attempts a vertical suplex, but Wosh blocks it.
Wosh attempts a powerslam, but Loonerty counters it with a sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty whips Wosh into the turnbuckle, but Wosh reverses it.
Wosh charges in with a handspring elbow, but Loonerty moves out of the way.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Wosh hits Loonerty with a clothesline.
Loonerty falls out of the ring.
Wosh goes through the ropes.
Wosh throws Loonerty into the ringsteps.
Wosh throws Loonerty into the guardrail.
Wosh uses a stomp on Loonerty.
Chief counts: 1.
Wosh throws Loonerty into the ringsteps.
The crowd is giving Wosh a standing ovation.
Wosh whips Loonerty into the guardrail.
Wosh attempts a stomp, but Loonerty rolls out of the way.
Loonerty shoves Wosh into the guardrail.
Chief counts: 2.
Loonerty climbs back into the ring.
Wosh rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Loonerty catches Wosh in a headscissors submission.
Wosh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Wosh breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Wosh uses a hiptoss on Loonerty.
Wosh runs into the ropes.
Wosh misses with an elbow.
Loonerty gives her a backbreaker, but Wosh shows no reaction.
Loonerty kicks Wosh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty hits Wosh.
Loonerty kicks Wosh.
Loonerty performs an inverted atomic drop against Wosh.
Loonerty whips Wosh into the ropes, but Wosh reverses it.
Loonerty uses a flying clothesline on Wosh.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty gives her a bulldog, but Wosh shows no reaction.
Loonerty attempts a DDT, but Wosh blocks it.
Wosh chops Loonerty.
The crowd is behind Wosh all the way.
Wosh punches Loonerty.
Wosh uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Loonerty.
Wosh executes a backdrop against Loonerty.
Wosh puts Loonerty in the STF.
Loonerty inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds.
Wosh nails Loonerty with a series of forearm smashes.
Wosh goes for a DDT, but Loonerty counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Wosh counters it with a sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Wosh puts Loonerty in a side headlock.
Loonerty is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Wosh lets go after 14 seconds.
Wosh executes a forearm smash against Loonerty.
Wosh performs a backdrop against Loonerty.
Wosh takes Loonerty down with a powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Wosh hits a Gorilla Press on Loonerty.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Wosh.
Wosh nails Loonerty with a power bomb.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Wosh performs a forearm smash against Loonerty.
Wosh is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Wosh runs into the ropes.
Loonerty executes a backbreaker against Wosh.
Loonerty whips Wosh into the ropes.
Loonerty executes a bulldog against Wosh.
Loonerty tries an inverted atomic drop, but Wosh blocks it.
Wosh takes Loonerty down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Wosh performs a handspring elbow against Loonerty.
Wosh works the crowd.
Wosh performs a hair pull takedown against Loonerty.
Wosh is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Wosh takes Loonerty down with a bodyslam.
Wosh executes a clothesline against Loonerty.
Wosh performs a low blow against Loonerty.
Wosh performs a swinging neckbreaker against Loonerty.
Wosh uses a kick to the midsection on Loonerty.
Wosh takes Loonerty down with a DDT.
Wosh executes the Roy Press Slam on Loonerty.
Wosh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Wosh goes for a bodyslam, but Loonerty counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty kicks Wosh.
The crowd is giving Loonerty a standing ovation.
Loonerty hits Wosh.
Loonerty hits Wosh.
Loonerty performs a back suplex against Wosh.
Loonerty puts Wosh in an inverted scorpion deathlock.
Wosh inches her way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty goes for a snap suplex, but Wosh counters it with a vertical suplex.
Wosh executes a series of forearm smashes against Loonerty.
Wosh performs a handspring elbow against Loonerty.
Wosh hits a handspring elbow on Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Wosh a standing ovation.
Wosh goes for a bodyslam, but Loonerty counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty hits a monkey flip on Wosh.
Loonerty tries an octopus hold, but Wosh blocks it.
Wosh attempts a hiptoss, but Loonerty counters it with a facerake.
Loonerty goes for a Russian legsweep, but Wosh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Wosh runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Wosh hits Loonerty with a shoulderblock.
Wosh runs into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty hits Wosh with a kick.
Loonerty executes a DDT against Wosh.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty uses a back suplex on Wosh.
Loonerty puts Wosh in an inverted scorpion deathlock.
Wosh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Wosh tries to escape the hold.
Wosh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Loonerty gets an arm grapevine on Wosh.
Wosh is inching her way towards the ropes.
Loonerty lets go after 12 seconds.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Wosh.
Wosh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Wosh tries to fight the pain.
Wosh is writhing in pain.
Chief asks Wosh if she's had enough.
Wosh shakes her head.
Chief tells Wosh to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Wosh nods.
Chief asks Wosh if she's still there.
Wosh nods.
Wosh summons one last burst of energy.
Chief asks Wosh if she's still there.
Wosh nods.
Wosh is writhing in pain.
Chief checks Wosh's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Wosh fights her way out of the hold after 36 seconds.
Wosh whips Loonerty into the turnbuckle, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty charges into the corner, but Wosh moves out of the way.
Wosh whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with an elbow.
Loonerty nails Wosh with a flying clothesline.
Loonerty takes Wosh down with a vertical suplex.
Loonerty uses the Michinoku Driver on Wosh.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty whips Wosh into the ropes.
Loonerty attempts a bodyslam, but Wosh counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Wosh executes the Roy Press Slam on Loonerty.
The chants for Wosh are deafening.
Wosh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Wosh performs a power bomb against Loonerty.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Wosh tries a handspring elbow, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty catches Wosh in a chokehold.
Chief warns Loonerty to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Wosh.
Wosh tries to escape the hold.
Wosh tries to fight the pain.
Wosh submits after 11 seconds.

The winner is Loonerty. Time of match: 0:14:58
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


A handy win for the IC Champ!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in our first Award of the night:



Rookie of the Season



This one goes to the wrestler who had their best first full season.



Let's run down the nominees:



tony

Il Capo of his Famiglia, tony had a steamrolling debut season. After losing his first singles match, he went on a winning streak that saw him win the V1-Climax. He capped it off by claiming the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship in the main event of SweetaMania.



AnUltimateRessie

Despite only having a single win for the season, AUR made his mark on the league by parlaying his losing streak into an almost compelling character trait.



Ocha905

Ah, now here's someone who actually did turn his losing streak into a compelling character trait! Ocha embraced his lovable loser status, and immediately took to SFAEW like a bowls ball to the green.


Dingster

The head of Il Famiglia's tag & trios division, Ding found himself scoring gold mere months into his SFAEA run, and still seems like a threat going into his second season.


big_icky

Has been disqualified for not actually being a rookie.




And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

tony!


By a landslide, too. Congrats, Il Capo.




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