Event SFAEW Season 39: Round 6 On Now!

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig shoves Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Elton John's Wig attempts a vertical suplex, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob nails Elton John's Wig with a Hotshot.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tonga Bob goes for a bodyslam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig knocks Tonga Bob into the ringpost.
Elton John's Wig is handed Admin's Desk.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the Desk.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
Elton John's Wig throws Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneelift on Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the Desk.
Elton John's Wig shoves Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig attempts a kneedrop, but Tonga Bob rolls out of the way.
Tonga Bob reenters the ring.
Elton John's Wig rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Tonga Bob uses a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob performs a spinebuster slam against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.
Tonga Bob uses a vertical suplex on Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob hits Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob kicks Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob hits Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob performs a savate kick against Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob goes for a savate kick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig hits a Hotshot on Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob attempts a bearhug, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig nails Tonga Bob with a Hotshot.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
Elton John's Wig whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig uses a kick to the head on Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig uses a vertical suplex on Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig chops Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tonga Bob hits Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob hits Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob hits a swinging side slam on Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob hits a Saito suplex on Elton John's Wig.
Tonga Bob throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
Tonga Bob goes for a somersault bodyblock off the apron, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Tonga Bob is out cold.
Elton John's Wig throws Tonga Bob back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig performs an elbowsmash against Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Tonga Bob.
Chief sees that Tonga Bob is out cold and stops the match after 18 seconds.
Elton John's Wig doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig by knockout. Time of match: 0:13:52
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Elton John's Wig calls the ringside medics over to Tonga Bob.

Tonga Bob is loaded onto a gurney.

Tonga Bob regains consciousness.

Tonga Bob gestures for Elton John's Wig to come over.

Elton John's Wig walks over to Tonga Bob's gurney.

Tonga Bob shakes Elton John's Wig's hand.


TheInjuryFactory returns to ringside.

The Injury Factory raises Elton John's Wigs' hand in victory.





serial_thrilla and TRUMAN#1 come down to ringside.

serial_thrilla is handed a mic.


s_t: Congratulations, Elton, you didn't fall at the first hurdle.

I'll make this one quick. It's getting late, and we all have other things to attend to.

...but Bono and I would like to make you and TiF an offer:

We want a match with you two. Not just any match, mind you...

...We want the highest stakes match in SFAEW history.


Elton John's Wig and The Injury Factory each raise an eyebrow.

serial_thrilla keeps speaking.


s_t: Your World and Hardcore Titles against our Tag Team Titles.

Winners Take All.


There's an audible sound of shocked gasps reverberating throughout the seats in the Guns_Towers Ballroom.


T#1: We'll give you a week or two to think about it.

Just know that a showdown between the biggest tag teams in Sweet is inievitable.


serial_thrilla and Truman#1 start heading back up the ramp.

Elton John's Wig and The Injury Factory look apprehensively at each other as the cameras fade out...




See you next week.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You wish, I wore hospital grade rubber gloves

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I signed them for you. With love AnkoWosh

 

[James Colorado]

WHAT A SHOW!!!!

 

[Raz]

TLR

Just enough to know I let the princess down

Sorry

I need to do bad things to run the next match

Tables and chairs and take them out !!!

 

[Braklet]

I need to do bad things to run the next match

 

[Millky95]

TLR

Just enough to know I let the princess down

Sorry

I need to do bad things to run the next match

Tables and chairs and take them out !!!

It works for Senor M and they are a former SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion. It would be in your best interest to take notes and mimic Senor M at every opportunity in the ring and in the forum in general

 

[cooney]

Senor M uses a backbreaker on cooney.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
cooney begs off.
Senor M executes a dropkick to the knee against cooney.
Senor M whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
Senor M hits cooney with a kick.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M hits cooney with an elbow.
cooney begs off.
Senor M whips cooney into the turnbuckle.
Senor M charges in with a jumping knee strike, but cooney moves out of the way.
cooney hits a low blow on Senor M.
cooney whips Senor M into the ropes.
Senor M hits cooney with a kick.
Senor M tries a kneebreaker, but cooney counters it with an elbowsmash.
cooney hits Senor M.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney hits Senor M.
Senor M chops cooney.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
cooney punches Senor M.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
Senor M kicks cooney.
Senor M kicks cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney punches Senor M.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney hits Senor M.
Senor M kicks cooney.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
cooney punches Senor M.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney catches Senor M in a front facelock.
Senor M grabs the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney hits a reverse neckbreaker on Senor M.
cooney gives the sign for the Figure-Four Leglock.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Senor M.
Senor M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Senor M summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet asks Senor M if he's still there.
Senor M nods.
Senor M breaks the hold after 32 seconds.
Senor M tries a pumphandle backbreaker, but cooney blocks it.
cooney catches Senor M in a front facelock.
Mike Uppet asks Senor M if he should stop the fight.
Senor M shakes his head.
Mike Uppet checks Senor M's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Senor M fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds.
Senor M attempts a release dragon suplex, but cooney counters it with a go-behind.
cooney puts Senor M in an abdominal stretch.
Senor M makes it to the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds.
cooney chops Senor M.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Senor M punches cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney hits Senor M.
Senor M chops cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Senor M nails cooney with a lariat.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M goes for a swinging DDT, but cooney blocks it.
cooney runs into the ropes.
Senor M hits a bulldog on cooney.
cooney begs off.
Senor M executes the Liger Bomb against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Senor M works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M goes for a spinebuster bomb, but cooney counters it with a DDT.
In turn, Senor M counters it with a backdrop.
Senor M uses the Doctor Bomb on cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Senor M works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M whips cooney into the ropes.
Senor M misses with a clothesline.
Senor M hits cooney with a backdrop.
Senor M tries a reverse Frankensteiner, but cooney counters it with an electric chair drop.
cooney executes a roundhouse right against Senor M.
cooney hits a chop on Senor M.
cooney tries a punch, but Senor M counters it with an armbreaker.
Senor M hits a flying cross body press on cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Senor M executes a brain buster onto the knee against cooney.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M executes a double-axhandle chop against cooney.
Senor M executes a pumphandle backbreaker against cooney.
Senor M performs the Doctor Bomb against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Senor M works the crowd.
cooney begs off.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on cooney.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney begs off.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
cooney locks Senor M in a sleeperhold.
Senor M tries to escape the hold.
cooney lets go after 13 seconds.
cooney uses a dropkick on Senor M.
cooney gives the sign for the Figure-Four Leglock.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on Senor M.
Senor M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Senor M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Senor M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Senor M summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet asks Senor M if he should stop the fight.
Senor M shakes his head.
Mike Uppet checks Senor M's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Senor M fights his way out of the hold after 38 seconds.
Senor M drags a chair into the ring.
Senor M tries the Doctor Bomb, but cooney counters it with a backdrop.
cooney whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
cooney hits Senor M with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits a chop on Senor M.
cooney uses a roundhouse right on Senor M.
cooney goes for a ropeburn, but Senor M blocks it.
Mike Uppet goes to remove the chair from the ring.
Senor M hits a low blow on cooney.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Senor M executes a small package against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd booing Senor M out of the building.

The winner is Senor M. Time of match: 0:19:07
Sim Rating: ****


Senor M finally finds himself back on the winner's list, but naturally, he cheated to do it.

Will cooney ever retaliate?

Only way Senor can beat me is cheating

 

[Raz]

It works for Senor M and they are a former SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion. It would be in your best interest to take notes and mimic Senor M at every opportunity in the ring and in the forum in general

Just need to start with a crowd funding campaign and buy the refs lol

 

[Senor M]

Just need to start with a crowd funding campaign and buy the refs lol

It’d be easier to start a crowd funding campaign for the $3,000 it would cost to permanently ban you from BigFooty

 

[Millky95]

It’d be easier to start a crowd funding campaign for the $3,000 it would cost to permanently ban you from BigFooty

What a heel

 

[Senor M]

What a heel

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Far out even the guys with belts are in other title races.

Meanwhile me.

 

[Gralin]

They lock up.
Gralin begs off.
PhenomenalV1 executes a vertical suplex against Gralin.
PhenomenalV1 nails Gralin with a swinging DDT.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 covers Gralin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 complains about a slow count.
Gralin hits a knee to the back on PhenomenalV1.
Gralin performs a lariat against PhenomenalV1.
Gralin performs a kick to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
Gralin executes a top-rope neck snap against PhenomenalV1.
Gralin throws PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
Gralin performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
Gralin executes a shoulderblock to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
Gralin performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
Gralin hits PhenomenalV1.
Gralin further incites the crowd.
PhenomenalV1 hits Gralin.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 hits Gralin.
PhenomenalV1 hits Gralin.
The crowd erupts.
Gralin hits PhenomenalV1.
Gralin further incites the crowd.
Gralin chops PhenomenalV1.
Gralin tags out to SuperSuns.
Bonz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
SuperSuns and Gralin whip PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
They hit PhenomenalV1 with a double clothesline.
Gralin leaves the ring.
SuperSuns performs a double underhook piledriver against PhenomenalV1.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 performs an enzuigiri against SuperSuns.
PhenomenalV1 uses a headbutt on SuperSuns.
PhenomenalV1 hits a headbutt on SuperSuns.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip SuperSuns into the ropes.
They hit SuperSuns with a double kick to the midsection.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz executes a shoulderbreaker against SuperSuns.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits Bonz with a kick.
SuperSuns executes an open-handed chop against Bonz.
SuperSuns gives him a lariat, but Bonz shows no reaction.
SuperSuns kicks Bonz.
SuperSuns is being booed out of the building.
SuperSuns punches Bonz.
SuperSuns performs an elbowsmash against Bonz.
SuperSuns hits a running Frankensteiner on Bonz.
SuperSuns hits the Meteora on Bonz.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
SuperSuns executes a chop against Bonz.
SuperSuns gives him a snap mare, but Bonz doesn't budge.
SuperSuns gives him a chop, but Bonz only stares at him.
Bonz performs a powerslam against SuperSuns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz complains about a slow count.
Bonz hits a backbreaker on SuperSuns.
Bonz tries a Gorilla Press, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns hits Bonz.
Bonz hits SuperSuns.
The crowd erupts.
SuperSuns kicks Bonz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
SuperSuns kicks Bonz.
Bonz hits SuperSuns.
Bonz chops SuperSuns.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz uses a kick to the head on SuperSuns.
Bonz uses a kneelift on SuperSuns.
Bonz attempts a spinebuster slam, but SuperSuns counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
In turn, Bonz counters it with a side suplex.
Bonz executes a spear against SuperSuns.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on SuperSuns.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Bonz uses a vertical suplex on SuperSuns.
Bonz performs a crotch slam against SuperSuns.
Bonz goes for a backbreaker, but SuperSuns counters it with an elbowsmash.
SuperSuns tags out to Gralin.
SuperSuns gives him a bodyslam, but Bonz shows no reaction.
SuperSuns rolls out of the ring.
Bonz uses a whiplash neckbreaker on Gralin.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on Gralin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

The winners are Bonz and PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:05:25
Sim Rating: ** 1/2


BonzNomenal is REEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



SFAEW's back again, doin' a little East Coast Swing: it's Round 2!



Let's see what we've got in store:






TheInjuryFactory goes in for another defence of his Hardcore Championship. This time around, he's taking on Falconista in a First Blood match.






Callums_Guns continues his mission to take out each member of Il Famiglia en route to a showdown with por_please_ya! JoshWoodenSpoon's in the crosshairs this week: can he upset C_G before his streak takes off?






GWS Goose will be up in arms again as he faces the somehow still returning VainGlorious!






James Colorado is showing no signs of slowing down! Barely a week after his Intercity Championship win, he's putting the belt on the line against a mystery wrestler in an Open Challenge!






One experiment from a couple of seasons ago that I'd like to bring back is Promo Corner. serial_thrilla, TRUMAN#1, por_please_ya, BigChippa52, Braklet, King Tenz and Senor M all have something to say, so they can all take their turn in getting their words out.




And in your main event of the week:






We haven't had a surprise Dream Match between teo certified SFAEW juggernauts in a while, so why not put the to brashest egos in the league against each other?

Tigerturbulance and okeydoke7 clash for the first time ever in this week's main event. I cannot wait.




See you on Sunday.​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

@TheInjuryFactory goes in for another defence of his Hardcore Championship. This time around, he's taking on @Falconista in a First Blood match

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Round 2!



Kicking us off tonight:

TheInjuryFactory defends his Hardcore Championship against Falconista in a First Blood match!​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Round 2!



Kicking us off tonight:

TheInjuryFactory defends his Hardcore Championship against Falconista in a First Blood match!​

Falconista, game on mole.

 

[Falconista]

Falconista, game on mole.

It might make you popular with the ladies, but coming second here isn't going to help you.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Injury Factory nails Falconista with an over-the-top stunner.
The Injury Factory hits a koppo kick on Falconista.
The Injury Factory nails Falconista with a Northern Lights bomb.
The Injury Factory places Falconista on the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse top rope Frankensteiner against Falconista.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
Falconista hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
Falconista executes a kick to the thigh against The Injury Factory.
Falconista performs a spinning backbreaker against The Injury Factory.
Falconista performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Falconista executes a back suplex against The Injury Factory.
Falconista works the crowd.
The chants for Falconista are deafening.
Falconista hits a hammerlock lariat on The Injury Factory.
Falconista executes a springboard lariat against The Injury Factory.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Falconista.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista tries a leg lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits Falconista with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory goes for a swinging DDT, but Falconista throws him off.
Falconista tries a backbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory places Falconista on the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory tries a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Falconista counters it with a power bomb.
Falconista goes for a ropeburn, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a forearm to the back on Falconista.
The Injury Factory takes Falconista down with a swinging DDT.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory goes for the Gloria, but Falconista flips over.
Falconista attempts a dropkick, but The Injury Factory steps out of the way.
The Injury Factory performs a legsweep against Falconista.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
Falconista misses with an elbow.
The Injury Factory misses with a kick.
The Injury Factory hits Falconista with a kick.
The Injury Factory tries a dragon suplex, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista performs a Russian legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Falconista attempts a roundhouse kick, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
Falconista misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory goes for a running single-leg dropkick, but Falconista steps out of the way.
Falconista works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Falconista.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista tries a swinging neckbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with a side suplex.
The Injury Factory attempts a spinebuster slam, but Falconista counters it with a kneelift.
Falconista goes for a spinning backbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle.
The Injury Factory nails Falconista with a swinging DDT.
The Injury Factory uses a flying dropkick on Falconista.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory throws Falconista into the turnbuckle, but Falconista reverses it.
Falconista charges in with a jumping knee strike, but The Injury Factory moves out of the way.
The Injury Factory performs a dragon suplex against Falconista.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory takes Falconista down with a release German suplex.
The Injury Factory uses a spinebuster slam on Falconista.
The Injury Factory nails Falconista with a release German suplex.
The Injury Factory uses a kneebreaker on Falconista.
The Injury Factory goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista goes for a roundhouse kick, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
The Injury Factory takes Falconista down with a dragon suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory uses a forearm to the back on Falconista.
The Injury Factory uses an inverted facelock backbreaker on Falconista.
The Injury Factory goes for a basement dropkick, but Falconista moves out of the way.
Falconista places The Injury Factory on the turnbuckle.
Falconista goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but The Injury Factory counters it with a power bomb.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the turnbuckle, but Falconista reverses it.
Falconista charges in with a jumping knee strike.
Falconista executes a short lariat against The Injury Factory.
Falconista attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Falconista.
The Injury Factory uses a legsweep on Falconista.
The Injury Factory executes an open-handed chop against Falconista.
The Injury Factory tries a hiptoss, but Falconista counters it with a facerake.
Falconista goes for a hammerlock lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
The Injury Factory hits a dragon suplex on Falconista.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the ropes, but Falconista reverses it.
Falconista misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory hits Falconista with a kick.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the ropes, but Falconista reverses it.
Falconista attempts a backbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the ropes, but Falconista reverses it.
Falconista hits The Injury Factory with an elbow.
Falconista places The Injury Factory on the turnbuckle.
Falconista goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but The Injury Factory counters it with a power bomb.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory puts Falconista in the Koji clutch.
Falconista is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Falconista is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Injury Factory lets go after 20 seconds.
The Injury Factory whips Falconista into the ropes, but Falconista reverses it.
Falconista hits The Injury Factory with a backdrop.
Falconista takes The Injury Factory down with a back suplex.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Falconista performs a piledriver against The Injury Factory.
Falconista whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
Falconista executes a hiptoss against The Injury Factory.
Falconista whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with an elbow.
Falconista hits The Injury Factory with a backdrop.
The Injury Factory falls out of the ring.
Falconista goes for a plancha, but The Injury Factory moves out of the way.
The Injury Factory shoves Falconista into the guardrail.
The Injury Factory hits a running single-leg dropkick on Falconista.
The Injury Factory runs Falconista into the ringpost.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory goes for a kneebreaker, but Falconista counters it with an elbowsmash.
In turn, The Injury Factory counters it with an knee strike.
Falconista is starting to bleed.
Falconista throws The Injury Factory into the guardrail.
Falconista performs a roundhouse kick against The Injury Factory.
Falconista performs a roundhouse kick against The Injury Factory.
Falconista throws The Injury Factory into the guardrail.
Falconista hits a leg lariat on The Injury Factory.
Falconista whips The Injury Factory into the guardrail.
Falconista executes a roundhouse kick against The Injury Factory.
Falconista gets back into the ring.
The Injury Factory climbs back into the ring.
Mike Uppet sees the blood and stops the match.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:09:43
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Falconista starts trudging backstage.





Elton Johns Wig sprints down to ringside to celebrate with The Injury Factory.

Elton John's Wig raises The Injury Factory's arm in victory.

A voice starts blaring from the PA system.

Voice: Wait, wait, wait up! Are you guys just forgetting about me?

Shaun Freakin' Duggan heads to ringside, microphone in hand.


SFD: So much for the Freakin' WIg Factory being a cohesive unit! Neither of you two showed up to help me last week, but you're more than happy to help each other! This is bullshit!


EJW: Now hold on Duggan, I had a match immediately after yours. I didn't exactly have the time to go and help out, and I regret that-


SFD: I would've had your back if Tonga Bob tried anything funny! I would've helped celebrate if James Colorado didn't take my title-


TiF: Oh shut up, Duggan. With all due respect, you're not the one who's getting targeted by Thrilla and Bono. Just hold on for a moment, and we'll get back to you. Do something constructive with your no-title angst.


The Injury Factory and Elton John's Wig head backstage.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks a turnbuckle.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

JoshWoodenSpoon clashes with Callums_Guns!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Callums_Guns chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Callums_Guns with an elbow.
Test Tickle comes to ringside.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Callums_Guns with a bulldog.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a bodyslam, but Callums_Guns counters it with a facerake.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns performs a running Frankensteiner against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns hits a Spanish Fly on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a clothesline.
Callums_Guns misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Callums_Guns with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a high speed sunset flip on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon catches Callums_Guns in a cross-face submission.
Callums_Guns is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Callums_Guns is struggling to reach the ropes.
Callums_Guns grabs the ropes after 14 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for the Liger Bomb, but Callums_Guns counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a running Frankensteiner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns uses a running Frankensteiner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns uses the Robinson Special on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns performs a chop against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns uses a flip DDT on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with the Liger Bomb.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns performs a legsweep against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns tries a running Frankensteiner, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a power bomb.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries an electric chair facebuster, but Callums_Guns counters it with a rana.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns attempts a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a bodyslam, but Callums_Guns counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns performs a spinning back kick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a hook kick.
Callums_Guns hits a legsweep on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns hits a jumping front kick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns attempts a handspring enzuigiri, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits JoshWoodenSpoon with an elbow.
Callums_Guns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with the Robinson Special.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle trips Callums_Guns.
Chief threatens JoshWoodenSpoon with disqualification.
Chief warns Test Tickle.
Chief is back on the job.
Callums_Guns tries a lariat, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon sends Callums_Guns into the turnbuckle, but Callums_Guns reverses it.
Callums_Guns runs shoulder-first into the corner, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a swinging DDT, but Callums_Guns counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Test Tickle hits Callums_Guns in the back with a chair.
Chief threatens JoshWoodenSpoon with disqualification.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a powerslam on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns uses a running Frankensteiner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns performs the Robinson Special against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns hits a handspring enzuigiri on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns tries the Liger Bomb, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a gutwrench suplex against Callums_Guns.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon does the "Good Blend" hand wave taunt.
JoshWoodenSpoon catches Callums_Guns in the STF.
Callums_Guns is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Callums_Guns tries to escape the hold.
Callums_Guns is inching his way towards the ropes.
Callums_Guns tries to escape the hold.
Callums_Guns manages to grab the ropes after 21 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon does the "Good Blend" hand wave taunt.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits an electric chair facebuster on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a Blue Thunder Bomb on Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a fistdrop on Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a hiptoss against Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a spinebuster slam, but Callums_Guns counters it with a sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns goes for a running Frankensteiner, but JoshWoodenSpoon throws him off.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a springboard forearm smash.
Callums_Guns throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Callums_Guns goes outside.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
Chief counts: 1.
Callums_Guns reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Callums_Guns punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches Callums_Guns.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon takes Callums_Guns down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a flying cross body press against Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a lariat against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns covers JoshWoodenSpoon.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns executes a basement dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a flip DDT.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns executes a spinning back kick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns hits a basement dropkick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns goes for a bodyslam, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon gives the sign for the Good Blend.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Callums_Guns with an electric chair facebuster.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a headbutt on Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a bodyslam against Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Michinoku Driver against Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Callums_Guns with a diving overhead legdrop.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses an electric chair facebuster on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a powerslam on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a vertical suplex against Callums_Guns.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a vertical suplex, but Callums_Guns counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Callums_Guns executes the Defector on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Callums_Guns goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Callums_Guns. Time of match: 0:10:45
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Callums_Guns climbs to the top turnbuckle.





Callums_Guns keeps his focus on the entrance ramp, expecting Il Famiglia any second.

por_please_ya sneaks out from under the ring.

por_please_ya goes to knock Callums_Guns off the turnbuckle, but he jumps down.

Callums_Guns nails the Defector on por_please_ya.

MWPP, Dingster, Test Tickle and Chipmunk come down to ringside.

Callums_Guns tries to fight them off, but Dingster nails him with the Thor's Hammer.

por_please_ya gets back to her feet.

por_please_ya is handed a mic.


PPY: I don't believe I've clarified this yet, but I'll only let you have a shot at me if you can beat all of my fellow Goodfellas. Ding's up next for you...good luck with trying to beat him.

You're never getting your revenge, Guns.


Il Famiglia head back up the ramp.

Il Famiglia enter the backstage area.

The members of Il Famiglia enter their private locker room...except for Chipmunk.

Before he enters, Chipmunk turns around to find BigChippa52 standing behind him.


BC52: You wanna stop dodging me?


Chipmunk says nothing, but briefly glances at his ClarkeMoney in the Bank briefcase.

Gralin, Supersuns, thewizardmelon, Falconista and HARPSichord all arrive to back up BigChippa52.

Chipmunk shakes his head, and heads into the locker room.

BigChippa52 kicks at the door, but backs down...

 

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Thirdly:

VainGlorious takes on GWS Goose!​

 

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VeinGlorious attacks GWS Goose before the bell.
VeinGlorious attempts a fallaway slam, but GWS Goose counters it with a forearm smash.
GWS Goose uses a DDT on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
VeinGlorious and GWS Goose get hit with a double clothesline.
VeinGlorious kicks GWS Goose.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
VeinGlorious kicks GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious goes for a lariat, but GWS Goose counters it with a hiptoss.
GWS Goose attempts a bulldog, but VeinGlorious throws him off.
VeinGlorious attempts a kick to the midsection, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose hits a snap mare on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose uses a fallaway slam on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose does a crotch chop.
The chants for GWS Goose are deafening.
GWS Goose nails VeinGlorious with an Ace Crusher.
GWS Goose attempts a kick to the midsection, but VeinGlorious counters it with a legsweep.
VeinGlorious executes a powerslam against GWS Goose.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
VeinGlorious takes GWS Goose down with a slingshot suplex.
VeinGlorious tries a lariat, but GWS Goose ducks out of the way.
GWS Goose hits VeinGlorious.
VeinGlorious punches GWS Goose.
Numerous fans are using VeinGlorious as target practice.
VeinGlorious kicks GWS Goose.
GWS Goose chops VeinGlorious.
The crowd is going crazy.
GWS Goose chops VeinGlorious.
The crowd is behind GWS Goose all the way.
GWS Goose hits a vertical suplex on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose executes a kneelift against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose uses a cobra clutch slam on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose whips VeinGlorious into the ropes.
VeinGlorious hits GWS Goose with an elbow.
VeinGlorious attempts a lariat, but GWS Goose counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
VeinGlorious is valiantly trying to break the hold.
VeinGlorious manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
The chants for GWS Goose are deafening.
GWS Goose goes for a Jackhammer, but VeinGlorious blocks it.
VeinGlorious throws GWS Goose out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, GWS Goose reenters the ring.
VeinGlorious attempts a power bomb, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose tries a cobra clutch slam, but VeinGlorious blocks it.
VeinGlorious whips GWS Goose into the turnbuckle.
VeinGlorious tries a full nelson slam, but GWS Goose counters it with a backward kick.
GWS Goose executes a snap mare against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits VeinGlorious with a shoulderblock.
GWS Goose goes for a vertical suplex, but VeinGlorious counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
VeinGlorious uses an elbowsmash on GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious goes for a kick to the midsection, but GWS Goose counters it with a legsweep.
GWS Goose does a crotch chop.
The crowd is behind GWS Goose all the way.
GWS Goose uses a Jackhammer on VeinGlorious.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
GWS Goose performs a cobra clutch slam against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
VeinGlorious hits GWS Goose with an elbow.
VeinGlorious poses for the crowd.
Numerous fans are using VeinGlorious as target practice.
VeinGlorious throws GWS Goose out of the ring.
VeinGlorious goes through the ropes.
Blacky counts: 1.
VeinGlorious whips GWS Goose into the guardrail.
VeinGlorious goes for a powerslam, but GWS Goose counters it with a sunset flip.
GWS Goose throws VeinGlorious back into the ring.
GWS Goose executes a snap mare against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
VeinGlorious performs a Hotshot against GWS Goose.
Numerous fans are using VeinGlorious as target practice.
VeinGlorious poses for the crowd.
VeinGlorious attempts a kick to the midsection, but GWS Goose counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, VeinGlorious counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
VeinGlorious executes a headbutt against GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose misses with a clothesline.
GWS Goose hits VeinGlorious with a clothesline.
VeinGlorious falls out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, VeinGlorious reenters the ring.
GWS Goose hits a kick to the midsection on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose goes for the GWS Drop, but VeinGlorious counters it with a duck-down move.
VeinGlorious kicks GWS Goose.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
VeinGlorious kicks GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious nails GWS Goose with an Exploder suplex.
VeinGlorious performs a lariat against GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious attempts the Garvin Stomp, but GWS Goose rolls out of the way.
GWS Goose is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
VeinGlorious hits a chop on GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious chops GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious hits GWS Goose.
The crowd is vociferously booing VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose kicks VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose hits VeinGlorious.
The crowd is behind GWS Goose all the way.
VeinGlorious punches GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious kicks GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious performs an inverted headlock backbreaker against GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious executes a headbutt against GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious uses the Olympic slam on GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious goes for a slingshot suplex, but GWS Goose counters it with a vertical suplex.
VeinGlorious begs off.
GWS Goose performs a snap mare against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose hits a forearm to the back on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose hits a snap mare on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose performs a Gorilla Press against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose performs a snap mare against VeinGlorious.
VeinGlorious begs off.
GWS Goose uses a kick to the midsection on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose goes for the GWS Drop, but VeinGlorious counters it with a power bomb.
Numerous fans are using VeinGlorious as target practice.
VeinGlorious uses the ropes for leverage.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
VeinGlorious tries a slingshot suplex, but GWS Goose counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
GWS Goose throws Blacky out of the ring.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
GWS Goose throws VeinGlorious into the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose throws VeinGlorious out of the ring.
GWS Goose goes outside.
GWS Goose runs VeinGlorious into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going crazy.
Blacky counts: 1.
GWS Goose attempts a dropkick, but VeinGlorious steps out of the way.
VeinGlorious hits the Garvin Stomp on GWS Goose.
Blacky counts: 2.
VeinGlorious reenters the ring.
GWS Goose follows him back in.
GWS Goose brings the table into the ring.
VeinGlorious goes for a powerslam, but GWS Goose counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
GWS Goose takes VeinGlorious down with a fallaway slam.
GWS Goose tries a fallaway slam, but VeinGlorious counters it with a forearm smash.
VeinGlorious tries an Exploder suplex, but GWS Goose counters it with an elbowsmash.
GWS Goose uses a hiptoss neckbreaker on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose does a crotch chop.
GWS Goose has the crowd going wild.
GWS Goose sets up VeinGlorious on the table.
GWS Goose executes the GWS Drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
GWS Goose is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
GWS Goose executes the GWS Drop on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GWS Goose executes a piledriver against VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose hits a Gorilla Press on VeinGlorious.
GWS Goose attempts an elbowdrop, but VeinGlorious moves out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
VeinGlorious executes the VGKO on GWS Goose.
VeinGlorious goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
GWS Goose complains about a fast count.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

The winner is VainGlorious. Time of match: 0:10:42
Sim Rating: ** 1/2


A win for VG! One of these days I'll have to give him an actual title match...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

It's time for James Colorado's IC Title open challenge!

And his challenger is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

,,,It's...






...former Intercity Champion thewizardmelon!​