Song Contest Part XVI, Host: ???, Theme:???, Noms Due: ???

[NaturalDisaster]

Hurry up and vote dick heads

if you’ve got time to spam you’ve got time to vote

Why the rush?

 

[_Rake_]

I won with that Fait song. Been planning to nom her again but she's slipped my radar!

She's good.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

 

[GreyCrow]

raskolnikov has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." raskolnikov thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Back One Out in and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" raskolnikov said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was SM with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented raskolnikov. The Devil opened a third door. In it, raskolnikov saw NinjaSwan lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. raskolnikov looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!

In the 4th room was a perfect cross-fit set up - electrified

 

[Ulahoopski]

Yeah, we had the occasional knife fight in the Monumentally Embarrassing Shitfight thread, but my blade was blunt and rusty. By that stage, I was probably just dipping my toe in the Bay 13 cesspit for old times' sake. I probably missed most of his best work.

So he's a bay poster cracking the sads over "meaningless bitching"? The irony is delicious.

 

[Plugger35]

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I preferred The Vines cover version, one of my favourite covers.




The Vines were one of the best Australian bands from the noughties era, they weren't derivative 70s Led Zep ripoffs like Jet and Wolfmother either.

They were derivative 90s Nirvana ripoffs.

 

[Loonerty]

Yep when I think of Jet, I defiitely think "Led Zeppelin"

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

So he's a bay poster cracking the sads over "meaningless bitching"? The irony is delicious.

Bay poster? How often do I post in that cesspit these days?

 

[Plugger35]

Yep when I think of Jet, I defiitely think "Led Zeppelin"

I was probably giving Jet too much credit saying they were a Led Zep ripoff, they were more a Status Quo ripoff.

 

[William Wonka]

So he's a bay poster cracking the sads over "meaningless bitching"? The irony is delicious.

Its Nakia numbnuts.

 

[Plugger35]

Its Nakia numbnuts.

Poor old Stabby backed the wrong horse with Nakia Cockatoo, now he seems to be backing Jack "The Godfather" Steven, that won't end well either.

Always a big mistake choosing a username based on a current player that can lose form, get dropped or switch clubs as it can make you look stupid.

Inb4 people point out that Plugger switched clubs but that's different, he's a St Kilda legend regardless, Swans supporters trying to claim him can GAGF.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Poor old Stabby backed the wrong horse with Nakia Cockatoo, now he seems to be backing Jack "The Godfather" Steven, that won't end well either.

Always a big mistake choosing a username based on a current player that can lose form, get dropped or switch clubs as it can make you look stupid.

Inb4 people point out that Plugger switched clubs but that's different, he's a St Kilda legend regardless, Swans supporters trying to claim him can GAGF.

My username is based on my dead grandfather but nice troll.

 

[William Wonka]

Poor old Stabby backed the wrong horse with Nakia Cockatoo, now he seems to be backing Jack "The Godfather" Steven, that won't end well either.

Always a big mistake choosing a username based on a current player that can lose form, get dropped or switch clubs as it can make you look stupid.

Inb4 people point out that Plugger switched clubs but that's different, he's a St Kilda legend regardless, Swans supporters trying to claim him can GAGF.

No footy talk in this fred please

 

[DickieKnee]

No footy talk in this fred please

What if it's a footy player playing music?

 

[Smeg Head]

What if it's a footy player playing music?

 

[DickieKnee]

We use the term "music" loosely hey. Gawd that Capper song is dire. Worse than Brett Lee.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Singing footballers?

I remember Van Dyke nomming this once:

 

[Hawk Dork]

What if it's a footy player playing music?

I was at the single release for that
Ive got a signed copy

 

[CakeEater]

Singing footballers?

I remember Van Dyke nomming this once:

Ill wont hear of bad words about Luke.
Hes the player/singer Rance aspired to be ( and couldnt get there)

 

[raskolnikov]

Listening to some Joan Armatrading tonight. I nommed this for first concert round.




And this for drum intro round.




But she had so many great songs.

 

[Plugger35]

Joan Armatrading was my favourite black female solo artist from the 80s alongside Tracy Chapman.




Sade rounds out the trifecta.




They all shat over Madonna.

 

[_Rake_]

Looks like your cat, DickieKnee.
(The first one).


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[DickieKnee]

Looks like your cat, DickieKnee.
(The first one).


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Yeah but my cats a bit older.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Its Nakia numbnuts.

So he's a bay poster cracking the sads over "meaningless bitching"? The irony is delicious.

 

[_Rake_]

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