Think Tank Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters

[TazHawk15]

I don't really follow the rugby but I sure do love the idea of the rugby scrummage

Suprise suprise.

 

[Flightless Bird]

Get the plate of food, sling it into a wall, then look your mother in law in the eye and say "bitch, you just got Middletoned".
And when they protest, tip the whole table and say "there's your appeal".


Sent from my iPad using righteous man power.

I had tears in my eyes thinking about how this would go down. So tempting.

 

[El Dubya]

I'm loving the idea of "Say that again."

So subtle that they can't even call you on it.

 

[Flightless Bird]

I'm loving the idea of "Say that again."

So subtle that they can't even call you on it.

So true, and by using careful inflection and tone you can vary it's meaning;

1. As a polite inquiry requesting clarification
2. As an incredulous statement a la Luke Darcy
3. As a statement of rage, a la Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction, albeit slightly paraphrased and requiring a mothertrucker at the end

 

[compact72]

Have you read HTB lately?

 

[Flightless Bird]

Have you read HTB lately?

Which could be followed up with "So, which one of you nutters is the GG?"

 

[El Dubya]

Which could be followed up with "So, which one of you nutters is the GG?"

And "How good is that Thrawn guy?"

 

[PinkFlamingo]

Suprise suprise.

Judgmental as well as mean Honey, as a Hawthorn supporter I thought you of all people would understand.

 

[footy4ever]

Drink? Got any juice?

 

[WA ROO]

Go to the Federal court to try and stop the dinner from happening

 

[Flightless Bird]

Go to the Federal court to try and stop the dinner from happening

Do you reckon I would have a shot at getting my marriage certificate ruled inadmissible in any proceedings?

 

[hawkman]

Go to the Federal court to try and stop the dinner from happening

Unfortunately you would just be delaying the inevitable suffering and the rest of the family will turn on you during the process

 

[PowerForGood]

Say you can't go, because you've been invited to train with the club with an eye to playing in the Bombers NAB cup opener.

You get to skip dinner and they'll be thrilled.
Win win.

 

[TazHawk15]

Judgmental as well as mean Honey, as a Hawthorn supporter I thought you of all people would understand.

Honey as a COLA Flog I thought you would still be in pain.

Oh that's right even COLA Flogs don't care about the team unless the are winning

 

[theduckfan]

Would be a good idea to throw in something like this at the end of the night, "while I 100% agreed to come here for dinner, I found the whole process to be unlawful."

 

[royals1922]

Would be a good idea to throw in something like this at the end of the night, "while I 100% agreed to come here for dinner, I found the whole process to be unlawful."

And may take action in the courts in the future to ban any discussion of it in the future

 

[captain blood 17]

Honey as a COLA Flog I thought you would still be in pain.

Oh that's right even COLA Flogs don't care about the team unless the are winning

How come you stopped supporting Brisbane and started supporting the hawks?

 

[questionable]

casually mention cotchin's brownlow

 

[MinerBoy]

One line hey.... How about "F U"

 

[floki]

Use the word before as much as possible until they freak out, alternatively - t' be fore or not be fore that is the injection

 

[charcoalchicken]

I saw a real life cultist from jamestown he was telling me how Hird will never leave and he is behind him 100% he even called him the golden boy with a big smile on his face and stated that 90% of Essendon supporters are the same and that deep down they all love James it was quite the conversation.

 

[Flightless Bird]

I saw a real life cultist from jamestown he was telling me how Hird will never leave and he is behind him 100% he even called him the golden boy with a big smile on his face and stated that 90% of Essendon supporters are the same and that deep down they all love James it was quite the conversation.

So you met my five brothers in law then. Freaky buggers, aren't they?

 

[Lockyer24]

Flush the Tird, darl.

 

[Grockadoc]

Gee, this pork is so fatty, it needed a little AOD 9604.

 

[EastPointRoo]

I swear to Rines