Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[royals1922]

Cheers mate, is there a list of rules floating around somewhere or will boydshow eagerly volunteer to explain them to me?

What rules do you want to know.

Win your challenge and it's caviar and champagne.

Lose your challenge and you're eating at Donner Pass.

 

[Probsty]

Don't lump me in with bloody boydshow!

**** off Jose

 

[Red mist]

What rules do you want to know.

Win your challenge and it's caviar and champagne.

Lose your challenge and you're eating at Donner Pass.

I like kebabs.

 

[Red mist]

**** off Jose

Weak. Shit. Piss off bennie.

 

[Probsty]

Weak. Shit. Piss off bennie.

I see why they call you Red Melt.

 

[Red mist]

I see why they call you Red Melt.

I understand. It's easy to display myself.. I can't help it. Your a shit benny.

 

[Probsty]

I understand. It's easy to display myself.. I can't help it. Your a shit benny.

*You're.

Did your mum fill out the application?

 

[NorthernLights]

Red Spam

 

[A Cut Above]

What rules do you want to know.

Win your challenge and it's caviar and champagne.

Lose your challenge and you're eating at Donner Pass.

What are the challenges? I didn't read last year's thread so I'm in the dark... except for the suspicion having a vag guarantees immunity.

 

[ChappyUK]

Threadban imminent.

 

[Morganashlee]

What are the challenges? I didn't read last year's thread so I'm in the dark... except for the suspicion having a vag guarantees immunity.

Having a vag makes you a target, just ask Allikat

 

[Red mist]

*You're.

Did your mum fill out the application?

Yeah nothing.

 

[Red mist]

Red Spam

Still hurting I see. It's funny though.

 

[A Cut Above]

Having a vag makes you a target, just ask Allikat

You don't have to tell me a vag is a target.

 

[Morganashlee]

You don't have to tell me a vag is a target.

Yeah I'm sure plenty have tried to hit the target ... None have been successful

 

[royals1922]

I like kebabs.

Not these ones

 

[royals1922]

Yeah I'm sure plenty have tried to hit the target ... None have been successful

Apparently Chris Gayle bowled a wide tonight at Mel McLaughlan

 

[Red mist]

Not these ones

I've got no idea. I'm in suspense.

 

[royals1922]

I've got no idea. I'm in suspense.

Google search Donner Pass and the Donner Party.

That chicken kebab may be made out of real ****

 

[Red mist]

Google search Donner Pass and the Donner Party.

That chicken kebab may be made out of real ****

Nope, going straight to the Cheap Trick catalogue.

 

[royals1922]

Nope, going straight to the Cheap Trick catalogue.

Try George Donner

 

[Red mist]

Try George Donner

Does Mel Gison know that peanut.?

 

[A Cut Above]

Threadban imminent.

Since you're participating in the contest shouldn't you be stripped of your moderator powers in this thread? Otherwise thats an unfair advantage.

 

[ChappyUK]

Since you're participating in the contest shouldn't you be stripped of your moderator powers in this thread? Otherwise thats an unfair advantage.

Can't see how. Would have thought it makes me more of a target.

 

[Red mist]

Nope, going straight to the Cheap Trick catalogue.

Can't see how. Would have thought it makes me more of a target.

geezus.
Bell rings hard. That was funny as.