Think Tank Take The Steps - an insight into Collingwood's 2023 Premiership

[Geelong_Sicko]

It's not easy winning a Premiership. Geelong's 2022 Premiership was a long time coming. Watching Collingwood's 2023 expose, I realise just how hard some clubs push. Spraypainting a hammer a gold colour. Getting players to paint the rungs on a stepladder. Head coach McCrae wearing a camouflage shirt to remind them they're at war. Without those concrete foci the Collingwood players' minds would have wandered.

They may have tried meth.

I am in awe of the Collingwood machine, quite frankly.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You should be. 16 flags across 125 years is an amazing achievement and unequalled by anyone in this league

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

You should be. 16 flags across 125 years is an amazing achievement and unequalled by anyone in this league

Aren't you equal with 2 other clubs?

 

[STPer18]

Wait they're still flogging this doco? Anything to divert attention from starting 0-2 after one round of football I guess.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ Fred was started by a Handbagger also:

Aren't you equal with 2 other clubs?

Their flags are all from last century don't you know. Can't hack it in the modern era

 

[V_23]

Lol at making a documentary after winning one flag. After a three-peat, I can see, but one?.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Lol at maxking a documentary after winning one flag

Better yet, make a 10th anniversary DVD after winning one flag

 

[V_23]

Better yet, make a 10th anniversary DVD after winning one flag

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Bit of a difference making one ten years later versus making one six months later. Reeks of insecurity and arrogance. It’s no wonder ColLoL are 0-2 after Round 1.

 

[catscratchfever]

Aren't you equal with 2 other clubs?

Sausage Flogstar - as we all know by now - is a low-IQ backward-looking chronic liar and knuckle-dragging 13-toed freak who barracks for Owen and tells fake travel stories illustrated by photoshopped images. He sees himself as a well-educated master of the English language - a contemporary Shakespeare if you will - who holds the Bay and/or world (same thing in his book) in the hairy palm of his greasy hand. The truth is much darker and absolutely hilarious.

In fact, his mother was a prize sow who rejected him and his father... well, he could have been anybody. When he isn't busy blowing steam out of his ears while furiously tapping away on a computer in his basement/bedroom/bathroom/lavatory, you can find him on a street corner yelling at no one in particular, "I coulda been a contender". Hence the vicarious thrill he gets from living his life through the Colonwobble Crochet Club - an organisation with which he has no direct connection and whose players wouldn't know him if they fell over him in a gutter on his/their latest bender.

If you want to know more, just look up the definition of 'moron' in the dictionary.

P.S. He'll of course reply with an inane 'triggered' meme (much like that other mentally challenged Bay denizen, Tig Tug) or pretend he's crying tears of laughter whereas he'll actually be fuming and plotting how to exact revenge on those naughty people on the other side of the monitor and thousands of kms away from him who dared to question his intellectual superiority.

P.P.S. 'Context'!

 

[AvantGardener]

Sausage Flogstar - as we all know by now - is a low-IQ backward-looking chronic liar and knuckle-dragging 13-toed freak who barracks for Owen and tells fake travel stories illustrated by photoshopped images. He sees himself as a well-educated master of the English language - a contemporary Shakespeare if you will - who holds the Bay and/or world (same thing in his book) in the hairy palm of his greasy hand. The truth is much darker and absolutely hilarious.

In fact, his mother was a prize sow who rejected him and his father... well, he could have been anybody. When he isn't busy blowing steam out of his ears while furiously tapping away on a computer in his basement/bedroom/bathroom/lavatory, you can find him on a street corner yelling at no one in particular, "I coulda been a contender". Hence the vicarious thrill he gets from living his life through the Colonwobble Crochet Club - an organisation with which he has no direct connection and whose players wouldn't know him if they fell over him in a gutter on his latest bender.

If you want to know more, just look up the definition of 'moron' in the dictionary.

P.S. He'll of course reply with an inane 'triggered' meme (much like that other mentally challenged Bay denizen, Tig Tug) or pretend he's crying tears of laughter whereas he'll actually be fuming and plotting how to exact revenge on those naughty people on the other side of the monitor and thousands of kms away from him who dared to question his intellectual superiority.

P.P.S. 'Context'!

I'll step in and defend Sav here. His pictures are real. He travels the world going to all sorts of exotic places. I know this to be fact. In my line of work freeing trafficked sex workers we have crossed paths often, he is usually in a mad scramble to put his clothes back on when we conduct the raids but I know its him from his toes. He also left his dentures behind once which we got dentist records on to confirm they were his.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Bit of a difference making one ten years later versus making one six months later.

...except it was made in 1995, and re-released on the 10th anniversary - because there'd been nothing else to talk about in the interim

Reeks of insecurity and arrogance

x2

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sausage Flogstar - as we all know by now - is a low-IQ backward-looking chronic liar and knuckle-dragging 13-toed freak who barracks for Owen and tells fake travel stories illustrated by photoshopped images. He sees himself as a well-educated master of the English language - a contemporary Shakespeare if you will - who holds the Bay and/or world (same thing in his book) in the hairy palm of his greasy hand. The truth is much darker and absolutely hilarious.

In fact, his mother was a prize sow who rejected him and his father... well, he could have been anybody. When he isn't busy blowing steam out of his ears while furiously tapping away on a computer in his basement/bedroom/bathroom/lavatory, you can find him on a street corner yelling at no one in particular, "I coulda been a contender". Hence the vicarious thrill he gets from living his life through the Colonwobble Crochet Club - an organisation with which he has no direct connection and whose players wouldn't know him if they fell over him in a gutter on his/their latest bender.

If you want to know more, just look up the definition of 'moron' in the dictionary.

P.S. He'll of course reply with an inane 'triggered' meme (much like that other mentally challenged Bay denizen, Tig Tug) or pretend he's crying tears of laughter whereas he'll actually be fuming and plotting how to exact revenge on those naughty people on the other side of the monitor and thousands of kms away from him who dared to question his intellectual superiority.

P.P.S. 'Context'!

MOTY 2024 right here folks

Hands down the most offended person on the Bay

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I'll step in and defend Sav here. His pictures are real. He travels the world going to all sorts of exotic places. I know this to be fact

Maybe you can teach your DH friend how to read the meta data

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Sausage Flogstar - as we all know by now - is a low-IQ backward-looking chronic liar and knuckle-dragging 13-toed freak who barracks for Owen and tells fake travel stories illustrated by photoshopped images. He sees himself as a well-educated master of the English language - a contemporary Shakespeare if you will - who holds the Bay and/or world (same thing in his book) in the hairy palm of his greasy hand. The truth is much darker and absolutely hilarious.

In fact, his mother was a prize sow who rejected him and his father... well, he could have been anybody. When he isn't busy blowing steam out of his ears while furiously tapping away on a computer in his basement/bedroom/bathroom/lavatory, you can find him on a street corner yelling at no one in particular, "I coulda been a contender". Hence the vicarious thrill he gets from living his life through the Colonwobble Crochet Club - an organisation with which he has no direct connection and whose players wouldn't know him if they fell over him in a gutter on his/their latest bender.

If you want to know more, just look up the definition of 'moron' in the dictionary.

P.S. He'll of course reply with an inane 'triggered' meme (much like that other mentally challenged Bay denizen, Tig Tug) or pretend he's crying tears of laughter whereas he'll actually be fuming and plotting how to exact revenge on those naughty people on the other side of the monitor and thousands of kms away from him who dared to question his intellectual superiority.

P.P.S. 'Context'!

Old pick on 7 toes hey.
Well wait until her sister Pistol Night gets back

 

[Tandy]

Fairly cringe wasn't it

 

[catscratchfever]

MOTY 2024 right here folks

Hands down the most offended person on the Bay

BWAHAHAHAHA Flogpies supporters streamed out of the MCG when their hungover team was getting walloped. Pack of bandwagoner nuff nuffs. Weak as

P.S. Have you figured out why you never get any likes for your posts? You must be a lonely sod.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[catscratchfever]

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Yep. Colonwood supporters are jelly nuff nuffs who abandon their team whenever they’re not winning. Pathetic effort on the weekend by Owen, even worse by the so-called ‘supporters’

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Yep. Colonwood supporters are jelly nuff nuffs who abandon their team whenever they’re not winning. Pathetic effort on the weekend by Owen, even worse by the so-called ‘supporters’

There was more Collingwood supporters still there at the end of our game than there was Geelong supporters at the end of theirs.

 

[catscratchfever]

There was more Collingwood supporters still there at the end of our game than there was Geelong supporters at the end of theirs.

That’s only because the exits at the G were so clogged up with the Wobbler rats deserting the sinking ship BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Footy Is The Win]

That’s only because the exits at the G were so clogged up with the Wobbler rats deserting the sinking ship BWAHAHAHAHA

That's because they have jobs to go to in the morning, unlike Geelonk ferals who don't get out of bed until 2pm

 

[catscratchfever]

That's because they have jobs to go to in the morning, unlike Geelonk ferals who don't get out of bed until 2pm

Jobs? Colonwobblers?? Breaking and entering and/or stealing cars does NOT count as a job, Sooky

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Jobs? Colonwobblers?? Breaking and entering and/or stealing cars does NOT count as a job, Sooky

Did you even watch the movie fishbreath

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Sausage Flogstar - as we all know by now - is a low-IQ backward-looking chronic liar and knuckle-dragging 13-toed freak who barracks for Owen and tells fake travel stories illustrated by photoshopped images. He sees himself as a well-educated master of the English language - a contemporary Shakespeare if you will - who holds the Bay and/or world (same thing in his book) in the hairy palm of his greasy hand. The truth is much darker and absolutely hilarious.

In fact, his mother was a prize sow who rejected him and his father... well, he could have been anybody. When he isn't busy blowing steam out of his ears while furiously tapping away on a computer in his basement/bedroom/bathroom/lavatory, you can find him on a street corner yelling at no one in particular, "I coulda been a contender". Hence the vicarious thrill he gets from living his life through the Colonwobble Crochet Club - an organisation with which he has no direct connection and whose players wouldn't know him if they fell over him in a gutter on his/their latest bender.

If you want to know more, just look up the definition of 'moron' in the dictionary.

P.S. He'll of course reply with an inane 'triggered' meme (much like that other mentally challenged Bay denizen, Tig Tug) or pretend he's crying tears of laughter whereas he'll actually be fuming and plotting how to exact revenge on those naughty people on the other side of the monitor and thousands of kms away from him who dared to question his intellectual superiority.

P.P.S. 'Context'!

MOTY2024 nominee

 

[catscratchfever]

MOTY2024 nominee

Back at ya, Sooky Is The Whinge