Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Bumpswithagrin]

Speaking of Celtic names, I only recently found out that Catriona and Katrina are the same name. Catriona (a Scottish name) is pronounced 'Katrina'.

 

[Back One Out]

Xzaviah... that's next level bullshit right there.

Gotta be worth at least 30 points on the Scrabble board.

Are they from Caroline Springs or Planet Klingon ?

Irish name: Niamh, pronounced Neev. Let's just say I did not get it correct on my first try.

You need to drink a bottle of Jamesons to have any chance of getting that right on the first attempt.

 

[Cleavy]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/conveys-a-lot-mum-tries-to-give-her-baby-the-manliest-name-ever/news-story/80d6e857bab3a7c46521820d5adf8379

this article is behind the paywall, but Mum tries to give her baby the 'manliest name' ever:
Alpha Mael (spelled Mael, means prince or chief) Armstrong

https://www.kidspot.com.au/baby/baby-names/people-will-copy-me-aussie-mum-calls-newborn-baby-the-aussiest-name-ever/news-story/a2a651a1028e91d8d8506c0bcf0a808d

"My son's name is Holden Commodore"

 

[rank and file]

Underrated name is Keitha

 

[Quivorir]

Just saw a "Kyerl" on facebook...I am assuming its a variation of Kyle but hopefully am incorrect...

 

[JackOutback]

Amalea... when you want to sound French but have no sophistication.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Amalea... when you want to sound French but have no sophistication.

Believe that's the French accent used in corio.

 

[phantom13]

Kid at my kids daycare

Alpha

I think it’s been noted in here before but I never thought I’d actually see one in the wild.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Kid at my kids daycare

Alpha

I think it’s been noted in here before but I never thought I’d actually see one in the wild.

Unusual to see in the wild, but mothers much easier to see. it will have horse hair glued to the eyelids and chemicals pumped into lips,

 

[Gralin]

Kid at my kids daycare

Alpha

I think it’s been noted in here before but I never thought I’d actually see one in the wild.

 

[RookiePick]

Kid at my kids daycare

Alpha

I think it’s been noted in here before but I never thought I’d actually see one in the wild.

May as well cover him in tatts and imprison him now.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

May as well cover him in tatts and imprison him now.

Would this make him a Beta person?

 

[Gralin]

That kids going to grow up being Al or Alph and having to explain the shitshow that is short for

 

[Gralin]

 

[Sub_Zero]

Alby

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[GreyCrow]

Alby

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Alby Mangels Likes This

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Alby

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Alby Pannam.

 

[Shell]

Kid at my kids daycare

Alpha

I think it’s been noted in here before but I never thought I’d actually see one in the wild.

The poor kid


He should just keep on going down that alphabet until he hits a decent name he can change it to. Oh look- C for Charlie.

 

[Shell]

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I wonder if the parents constructed that name themselves or did it come already assembled.

 

[Shell]

What do people think of the name Rufus?

My friend over in England named her son that and I just.... I think dog whenever I hear that name, I think its awful for a human.

 

[GreyCrow]

What do people think of the name Rufus?

My friend over in England named her son that and I just.... I think dog whenever I hear that name, I think its awful for a human.

I dont think its a name for this thread but I do see your point

 

[Shell]

I dont think its a name for this thread but I do see your point

Thank you!

Obviously I've kept my opinion to myself about it.

 

[phantom13]

What do people think of the name Rufus?

My friend over in England named her son that and I just.... I think dog whenever I hear that name, I think its awful for a human.

I wouldn’t go with it but I don’t hate it.

 

[raskolnikov]

Eyezayah instead of Isaiah.

 

[PT Bar None]

What do people think of the name Rufus?

My friend over in England named her son that and I just.... I think dog whenever I hear that name, I think its awful for a human.

I just read the first line and immediate reaction was "nice name for a small dog, terrier stylee"

Then read the whole post and was vindicated!