The best sledge

[borgy]

Whats the best sledge you have heard or given an opponent on the footy field?

 

[bushie]

Whats the best sledge you have heard or given an opponent on the footy field?

Not on the footy field.

But Shane Warnes crack back at a South African player is pretty good.

Sth Afr Player : "How come you are so fat Warney???"

Warney : "Because every time I root your misses I eat a biscuit!!"

Classic

 

[bresker]

Warne to Paul Collingwood was great too, after the great one hit a boundary:

""An MBE for seven – that's for you. You're just the captain's caddie."

Gold. I'll miss Warney.

 

[emperor]

Not on the footy field.

But Shane Warnes crack back at a South African player is pretty good.

Sth Afr Player : "How come you are so fat Warney???"

Warney : "Because every time I root your misses I eat a biscuit!!"

Classic

I thought that quote came from Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes to Glenn Mcgrath?

Great call none the less

 

[rick James]

When Brent Guerra flattened Cameron Ling, Stephen Powell took the mark and was heard over the channel 9 umpire microphones "You deserved it you red-headed c***"

I hate red heads so I laughed my arse off for about half an hour.

 

[mbuck]

the one where mark waugh was sledging some grade cricketer and the grade cricketer replies

"at least im the best at cricket in my family"

 

[emperor]

When Brent Guerra flattened Cameron Ling, Stephen Powell took the mark and was heard over the channel 9 umpire microphones "You deserved it you red-headed c***"

I hate red heads so I laughed my arse off for about half an hour.

There is a red head in my footy side and I reckon he gets called a red headed c*** at least 20 times per game. Funny thing is most of the time it's from his own teammates

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

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That's Herschel Gibbs voice you can hear in the background.

 

[mbuck]

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hahahahahahahahahhahaha so classy with that post!

 

[mbuck]

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hahah funny too

 

[BoundforGlory]

the one where mark waugh was sledging some grade cricketer and the grade cricketer replies

"at least im the best at cricket in my family"

I like that.

The best one I have heard is from the great man warney!

South African Batsman daryl cullingham was seeing a shrink to help deal with shane warne.

Shane walks up to darly and simply says: "so what colour was the couch"!

Gets him out next ball!!!

GOLD

 

[bushie]

Comes from the Pilbara league in W.A. quite few years ago when I used to have a kick.

Two aboriginal fellas.

One had moved in with the other fellas (recent) ex missus.

Player one : Your fat, your black and you are f*cking ugly.

Player 2: Yeh bloke. But I am rooting your woman, I been livin in your house, drinkin your piss and I drove your Monaro to the game.

The game was cancelled due to an all in brawl that turned into a riot!!

True story.

 

[Deledio2Conca]

I like the Freddy Flintoff one but Bravo is a gun.

 

[sydney eagle]

I thought that quote came from Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes to Glenn Mcgrath?

Great call none the less

I think you are correct there. It certainly was NOT Warne who said it.

 

[bushie]

I think you are correct there. It certainly was NOT Warne who said it.

My apologies, that was my understanding.

Must be an urban myth attributing it to Warney.

Still friggin clever though.

 

[NSWCROW]

Dean Waugh playing grade cricket plays and misses 3 in a row and the bowler comes out with " You must've been ********ing adopted ! "

 

[Mofra]

In Carey's prime, a Dees player was giving him some lip.

Carey's reply: "Yeah, but who are you?"

Not much you could say to that.

 

[Warwick]

Some nuff-nuff to Merv Hughes: "You look like a fat bus conductor".

Merv Hughes (after bowling him 2 balls later): "Tickets please!"




Justin Leppitsch to Leigh Matthews on the bus after Brisbane's 3rd straight premiership: "Look what we made you. Who would you be without us?"

Lethal: "Probably just the greatest player of the century".

 

[crudbucket]

Some nuff-nuff to Merv Hughes: "You look like a fat bus conductor".

Merv Hughes (after bowling him 2 balls later): "Tickets please!"

That "nuff nuff" was Javed Miandad I believe.

 

[Fastback]

Ian Healy to Ranatunga when he called for a runner "You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"

 

[cleveland]

I was goal umpiring many years ago when this aboriginal player called a opposition player (who had a light sun tan) a black ********. I almost fell over from laughter

 

[mbuck]

I was goal umpiring many years ago when this aboriginal player called a opposition player (who had a light sun tan) a black ********. I almost fell over from laughter

racist

 

[Longy413]

In Carey's prime, a Dees player was giving him some lip.

Carey's reply: "Yeah, but who are you?"

Not much you could say to that.

I think it was actually at the start of the match and he called the trainer out and asked him to get a record so he could find out the blokes name he was playing on...

 

[cleveland]

racist

 

[9th Placed Finish]

"Can't Bat, Can't Bowl, Can't Throw' Joe the Cameraman took the blame. Me thinks the retired great one may have been involved.