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Date: 2/11/22

Entry:

Significant day today, I actually found a car park on Arden Street. I thought I would have had to park near Vic Market but I thought I'd give the old one pass over and just as I pulled up, a bloke was just leaving and in a big hurry. Great start to the day.

I was really surprised how the place has changed, the running water is a godsend and it's great that the players get to change inside now.

Caught up with Sonja and we had a good chat about life and the club for a good 90 minutes and then caught up with Knackers who was in right foul mood. Apparently, he can't get a coffee unless he walks up the road to the servo but what made it worse this morning was that someone stole his car park when he decided to drive to grab a coffee. It took him an hour to find a spot again, poor bugger. We spoke about the players while we were outside on the balcony as I watched some local people having a kick on the oval. Turns out those locals are part of the senior list. I asked Knackers if these players were from the injury list by virtue of their body shapes and poor skills. I was surprised that they weren't and then shocked when he pointed out the Captain and Vice-Captain.

Went for a walk through the place and I was impressed with the set up. Bumped into a couple of players through my travels. Tarryn is such a lovely kid, can't wait to train him and I met Jack Mahoney who at first, I thought was one of the volunteers who retrieve the footies at training. He introduced himself as a senior player and is a nice guy but at his age he might want to start to think about retirement I would have thought. We need to stick to our youth policy and transition out players in their mid to late 30's.

Caught up with the assistants after lunch to go over the training for pre-season. Good lads, keen to learn and very supportive which is understandable.

Set myself some homework for the first few weeks to get up to speed on the players. I will be reviewing one player each night until I have reviewed all players starting with jumper number 1, which happens to be that veteran player I met earlier.

Footnote:
Kennett is a prick.
 
Date: 3/11/22

Went to Oaks Day with Sonja and the gang to fulfil sponsorship commitments.

Saw Spiders Punters thread on North Big Footy and backed the Oaks winner and cleaned up big time $$$

Stayed up late after getting home debating Sheezel, Tatsas & Wardlaw with the wife and kids.

Footnote. I agree with Bigeasy:
Kennett is a prick.
 
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Date 3/11/22

Went to Oaks Day with Sonja and the gang to fulfil sponsorship commitments.

Saw Spiders Punters thread on North Big Footy and backed the Oaks winner and cleaned up big time $$$

Stayed up late after getting home debating Sheezel, Tatsas & Wardlaw with the wife and kids.

Footnote. I agree with Bigeasy:
Kennett is a prick.
Used Delorean to write diary entry on Bigfoolsy.
 

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Date 3/11/22

Went to Oaks Day with Sonja and the gang to fulfil sponsorship commitments.

Saw Spiders Punters thread on North Big Footy and backed the Oaks winner and cleaned up big time $$$

Stayed up late after getting home debating Sheezel, Tatsas & Wardlaw with the wife and kids.

Footnote. I agree with Bigeasy:
Kennett is a prick.
Stop reading at spiders punters thread as that’s fiction
 
Date: 3/11/22

Entry:

Listened to SEN on the way to the club this morning and what a load of shit. I can't wait to rip Edmund a new cake hole in a presser. I will wait for our first win and then unload.

Stopped at the servo on the way to the club to pick up a coffee and grabbed one for Knackers. I forgot that he was lactose intolerant and likes skim milk and because he was in another foul mood, I didn't have the heart to tell him that it was full cream milk. He was hanging out for the brew so I didn't want to ruin his morning any further. I was wrong. Within 5 minutes his guts was growling like a frog having a shag and he did a quick 50 metre dash to the dunny. I hopped into cubicle next to him and had our 9 o'clock meeting there. Knackers wanted to push it out but I had a full day so couldn't move it.

Got my full kit today. Gees I look good.

Had issues with the photocopier today, so I punched a hole in it and ordered a new one. I was later advised that I had just blown 50% of the stationary budget in foul swoop. The head of accounts was not happy. First black mark.

I walked past Brady's office today and he seemed to be in an aminated phone call. After he slammed the phone down I knocked and went in. He was on the phone to Dodoro fleshing out a deal on the pick 3. The deal involved us giving Essendon pick 3, Ports 2023 first rounder and our future fourth rounder and Essendon were only offering pick 4. I told Brady that he did well to stand his ground to which he replied that there was no way is he parting with the future fourth. I have now taken over all trade negotiations.

I got pranked by young Curtis Taylor today. I was looking for the gym and I asked Curtis where it was. His reply of "The what?" stunned me a bit but obviously it was a prank on the new guy so I let him win it just to show I'm humble and I toddled off.

Well off to review young Steevo now.


Footnote: Kennett is a prick.
 

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