Somehow Melbourne managed to conjure a premiership in 2021 but it's been slim pickins ever since. A straight sets exit in 2023 tells the tale of a cobbled-together forward half where goals are always at a premium. Things are crook but at least they're not the Aints...
Meanwhile, the Greatest Team Of All is on a roll and heading towards an unbeaten season. The backs are stingy, the forwards are hungry, and the new generation midfield steamrollers are taking it up to the best the opposition has to offer (which isn't much, admittedly).
Will the Dumbons prove a tougher test than last week's Brown Paper Bag mob? Time will tell but if you've got any brains the only team to put your hard-earned on wears blue ands white hoops.
Meanwhile, the Greatest Team Of All is on a roll and heading towards an unbeaten season. The backs are stingy, the forwards are hungry, and the new generation midfield steamrollers are taking it up to the best the opposition has to offer (which isn't much, admittedly).
Will the Dumbons prove a tougher test than last week's Brown Paper Bag mob? Time will tell but if you've got any brains the only team to put your hard-earned on wears blue ands white hoops.