Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[3rd Grade Maggy]

that kid who he misnamed should just go with it: his birth name is no longer

And on Trans Appreciation Day as well. No more dead-naming. Truly a man of the people.

 

[citizen-erased]

"in ten years' time I might be dead"

and on the 3rd day risen!

 

[Plugger35]

"in ten years' time I might be dead"

Gerard was shocked when he said that but Robbo lives by the old footy trip scriptures of "go hard or go home" and "get 'em down you zulu warrior".

The Nerdling has no idea how the Great Man lives, beers aren't savoured, beers are chugged down and whoever chugs them down the fastest wins.

This is Robbo law.

 

[Custard Guts]

"in ten years' time I might be dead"

A ruse brothers!

For like a service station hot-dog, He is immortal.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

TGO looks dapper with his goatee

 

[Doctor Feel]

This guy is ****ing plastered.

 

[Saint12]

This guy is ******* plastered.

Or is in the middle of a stroke

 

[DickDunn]

TGO has clearly been imbibing on this holiest of weekends, praise

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm in the other room but the telly is still on 360. The missus just said "he is struggling. Is he OK? I can't understand him."

She's never seen 360 or Robbo before, and has no preconceptions lmao

 

[Bluelegs]

TGO looks dapper with his goatee

GOATee

 

[Doctor Feel]

I love how he just trails off after he makes some point and starts talking nonsense quieter and quieter until Gerard steps in.

 

[Doctor Feel]

That thing about the triplets. Oof. Car crash television this.

 

[Foucault1989]

Maze of softness

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Uuuuuuurrrhhhhhhhthousand

 

[XhazzafootyX]

I’ve never met him, but mark Robinson looks like a guy that would stink of B.O

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Public Holiday TGO >> Grand Final Dusty

 

[Cleavy]

I’ve never met him, but mark Robinson looks like a guy that would stink of B.O

He wears Brut so nuff said

probably uses that VB cologne, or at least something to mask the dimmies/corona/garlic sauce souvlaki combo

 

[Nankervis brothers]

At Eastertide TGO did question the Saints, and he did say, 'Respect cannot be found outside the walls. Rats must guide them through the maze of softness.'

 

[morningbrown]

TGO was in fine form last night. Fresh off 96 hours at the church known as Young and Jacksons. Praise be.

 

[wherearemykeys]

A discussion regarding whether open footy is better than close finishes. The nerdling was firmly on the side that open footy, despite the final margin sometimes blowing out is better to watch. TGO however, had said 2 minutes earlier that he preferred close finishes, but then demonstrated that you can hold both of these 2 totally opposing views at the same time:

TGO (for it was He): "I was bored to death at half time mate. I, I, were you, you were, I'm going ohhh, what is this (raises hands to his forehead and rubs eyes). Clarko and Scotty, c'mon. Just tactical players goin' at each other. They wanted to beat each other tactically rather than let the game flow and that's fine, that's what they do. And it stayed close and it was alright at the end but for 2 and a half quarters mate, bang".

Nerdling: "I think you're making my point. I look forward to the off-air discussion that's about to unfold..."

TGO (interrupting): "I don't think you made your point very well"

Praise.

 

[Disco Brad]

"familiarlarity" - Good word that. I can see I still have much to learn.

 

[moogerfooger]

comfort

comfortableness

 

[moogerfooger]

Membrey

Memory

 

[moogerfooger]

The crying with laughter when he plays the Ted Striker clip (great name, that).

What a joy it would be to watch the full movie with him.

 

[thejester]

Nerdling: "I think you're making my point. I look forward to the off-air discussion that's about to unfold..."

TGO (interrupting): "I don't think you made your point very well"

Praise.

Righteous vengeance on the nerdling. Praise.