Fixture The David King Medal - most backfire threads from Grand Final to Grand Final (Red Raw Bottom 11 flogs ITT)

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frggr said:
Hello Bottom 14 losers,

Time for an update. Things are spicing up in the final stretch of the inaugural DKM. Despite his best, dumb as dogshit efforts, Elmer_Hauser still hasn't managed to reel in Saveloy Flogstar's now seemingly unassailable lead. If mods could just suspend Elmer for 3 or so weeks, that'd be great.

If you have an issue with the below findings, please fill out this form and inform Chief directly on his mobile at 0432 *** 2.

MOD NOTE: Mobile number redacted


Notes:

Give us the flag what the **** are we waiting for LOL? has been marked as a backfire, but will only count if Sydney don't win the flag.

If Footy Is The Win produces the same number of backfires as another member, FITW will rank above them automatically, purely for the brilliance of being able to backfire while restricted from making threads.

Some Backfires may have become Meltdowns. We're unable to determine if they are actual backfires and thus, won't be counted.

Current Standings:

1. Saveloy Rockstar:
  1. FISTO’s Premiership hangovers vs zackah’s Don't screw this ups ft. STuP18 melting as they slide out of the 8 for the 2nd year running - Geelong win and pointedly do not go out of the 8
  2. Happy GeeLOL go out of the 8 month everyone! ft. STPer18 melting :) - STPer18 doesn't melt, nor do Geelong go out of the 8
  3. Which AFL team are the biggest chokers of the 21st century - spoiler alert - it's Collingwood
  4. Can GeeLOL or 13thmond win at least 10 games this season? I say NO - Geelong won 15 games for the season plus at least one final as of this post.
  5. Welcome to Bottom4thorn flogs say the darnedest things on social media - Horks make the 8. Lollingwood are ninthwood and giving their first rounder to Freo.
  6. Question about spelling - spell it with me. D K M.
  7. How’re Grundy and Adams workin’ out for ya, $hitney? - Prelim final, thanks. How's 9th?
  8. Countdown to the 20 year anniversary of *'s last finals win (spreadsheet fail ITT) - can't even read a calendar. Maybe they work differently on mars.
  9. Welcome to the exclusive "Played most teams in the Top 8 and also in the Top 8" lounge - welcome to September holidays.
2. Elmer_Hauser
  1. Vossy's Fantastic 4 (Charlie, Walsh, Cripps, Weiters) Blue Flaggers vs Ken Hinkley and The Superfriends from Marvel Stadium ! - will he ever learn?
  2. Bye Bye Steggles - Who will Tyson Stengle play for in 2025 after he tells Geelong to GAGF ? - Elmer_Judd - Stengle signs on practically for life. Then almost ends his life by drinking vodka out of the premiership cup at a Geelong nightclub after beating Norf.
  3. King 'Charles' Curnow 100 goal watch in 2024 - King Charles didn't even win the Coleman. Also half of his goals came from free kicks :$
  4. Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - Jesse 'Hip Hop' Motlop, another Blues star plucked from our Freo Feeder Farm - 4 touches in an important game against the Saints. 10 disposals in an elimination final. Zero goals.
  5. Dopey Joe and the Brizzle Bogans vs The Man of Steel (Cripps) and the courageous Carlton Super Heroes - rofl - one goal 3 minutes before half time. Shittrucks.
  6. The Sinking Plastic Giants vs Vossy's Grand Final Bound Blue Flaggers - not grand final bound :(
  7. Welcome to Carlton Christian 'Trac' Petracca ! - the early Crow. Like a middling Adelaide football club

3. zackah (or Chief hacking zackah's account)
  1. Post here if you didn’t lose on a 5 day break
  2. Post here if you have won at least 80% of your last 5 games and are undefeated
  3. GOAT mod zackah's Mighty finals bound Essenscum Bombers vs WOAT mod dinsdale's poo and wee bottom 4 Hawfs
  4. Post here if you concede less than 85 points per game (the not shithouse defence lounge fred) and zackah
  5. Post here if you're in the Top 8 with a % over 100
4. Triggering Tiger
  1. Post here if you think Carlton will fail next season - they have made finals (unfortunately).
  2. Geelonks march down south of the ladder in 2024 - Finished Top 4 and made a prelim
  3. Our tall timber will dominate the comp in 2024 - your tall timber is deadwood - great for making wooden spoons with.
  4. How many goals will the K train kick for the tiggies in 2024 - not many
  5. Top 4 tigers in 2024 - lol
5. AvantGardener
  1. Pictures of people and things that can outcoach Ken Hinkley - turns out Ken can outcoach Crazy Vossy
  2. Post here if you have been on over 50 points at quarter time in 2024 - bonus point for GWSs comeback. This thread is also the one that inspired the David King medal. So perhaps it should count for two entries, such was the extreme nature of the backfire.
  3. Post here if you are playing this week - lol
  4. Has the gap between the top 8 and bottom teams ever been wider? - it's gotten to about 10 goals at half time with the bottom 8 yet to score.
6. Footy Is The Win
  1. Naicos is gonna have a sore neck next week - Footy is the Win - the thread was posted (and backfired) before the 2023 Grand Final but the backfire was confirmed after the final siren when the Norm Smith was awarded to Bobby Hill :$
  2. NAI50S: Reigning Owen3 Premiers Collingwood Flagpies V St.Spoon - Footy Is The Win - lol beaten by Ross The Boss
  3. What went wrong with NARRMs Premiership defence?
7. V_23
  1. [GF Waiting Lounge] Post here if your team is going to play in the 2024 AFL Grand Final - will let you know in two weeks time
  2. Who's going to win the Coleman this year? - Jesse Hogan. Perhaps you should get him from GWS?

8. STPer18, mcgrath_truther (mod intervention), SCULLY2GWS U MAD, sth_melbdimmies, frggr, BlackFlag
  1. Legendary Coach Chris Scott allows maggot umpires to meet with him in Geelong. - STPer18 - Not sure why this was backfired, investigation pending
  2. Footscray and Bravery™ - @sth_melbdimmies
  3. the #top2 bound proletariat edge vs. the bourgeoise demons - mcgrath_truther - because a certain goat mod changed the fred title :mad:
  4. The “Carlton to miss the finals” watch party, a place where all neutrals can gather and lol. - SCULLY2GWS U MAD - Carlton made finals because Freo are ****ing shit
  5. RTBs RBTs vs Scotty's Magnificent Cats - Colon-ial Stadium, Docklands - frggr - apparently this got backfired though no extravagant claims were made. BLOAT Mod intervention at its finest.
  6. So, Carlton are now flag favorites - @BlackFlag - lol.
  7. Giants v Brions - Winner gets free pass through to the Grand Final - some St Kilda flog.
Only a few weeks to go. Will Elmer_Hauser remain sober enough to stop posting easily backfireable threads? Probably not.
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Thanks for the update good to see you staying on top of things.
 
frggr said:
Someone keeps bumping threads. It's up to the esteemed moderators to make the call.
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That's why they're being bumped DH :shrug:

frggr said:
I can only see two potential backfires there
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lel. They're all backfies... Elmo has been editing fred titles because he's shitting his pants over winning this. Or did you really think he started a 2004 preview fred in 2024? 🤣 🤦‍♂️ Not to mention that freds from Jan predicting the ultimate finals glory when your team has won nothing but wooden sppons all century should be worth double points :$

In reality the biggest backfire of all was Carltank's season and he'll be wearing that regardless

And let's not forget he's got 'one in the chamber' AKA divvy van which really deserves to be brought back to life and backfired :)

elmo BF.jpg
 
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springvale_mackers said:
Don’t forget Triggering Tiger also has 5 noms whilst also unavailable to make threads.
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frggr said:
Hello Bottom 14 losers,

Time for an update. Things are spicing up in the final stretch of the inaugural DKM. Despite his best, dumb as dogshit efforts, Elmer_Hauser still hasn't managed to reel in Saveloy Flogstar's now seemingly unassailable lead. If mods could just suspend Elmer for 3 or so weeks, that'd be great.

If you have an issue with the below findings, please fill out this form and inform Chief directly on his mobile at 0432 *** 2.

MOD NOTE: Mobile number redacted


Notes:

Give us the flag what the **** are we waiting for LOL? has been marked as a backfire, but will only count if Sydney don't win the flag.

If Footy Is The Win produces the same number of backfires as another member, FITW will rank above them automatically, purely for the brilliance of being able to backfire while restricted from making threads.

Some Backfires may have become Meltdowns. We're unable to determine if they are actual backfires and thus, won't be counted.

Current Standings:

1. Saveloy Rockstar:
  1. FISTO’s Premiership hangovers vs zackah’s Don't screw this ups ft. STuP18 melting as they slide out of the 8 for the 2nd year running - Geelong win and pointedly do not go out of the 8
  2. Happy GeeLOL go out of the 8 month everyone! ft. STPer18 melting :) - STPer18 doesn't melt, nor do Geelong go out of the 8
  3. Which AFL team are the biggest chokers of the 21st century - spoiler alert - it's Collingwood
  4. Can GeeLOL or 13thmond win at least 10 games this season? I say NO - Geelong won 15 games for the season plus at least one final as of this post.
  5. Welcome to Bottom4thorn flogs say the darnedest things on social media - Horks make the 8. Lollingwood are ninthwood and giving their first rounder to Freo.
  6. Question about spelling - spell it with me. D K M.
  7. How’re Grundy and Adams workin’ out for ya, $hitney? - Prelim final, thanks. How's 9th?
  8. Countdown to the 20 year anniversary of *'s last finals win (spreadsheet fail ITT) - can't even read a calendar. Maybe they work differently on mars.
  9. Welcome to the exclusive "Played most teams in the Top 8 and also in the Top 8" lounge - welcome to September holidays.
2. Elmer_Hauser
  1. Vossy's Fantastic 4 (Charlie, Walsh, Cripps, Weiters) Blue Flaggers vs Ken Hinkley and The Superfriends from Marvel Stadium ! - will he ever learn?
  2. Bye Bye Steggles - Who will Tyson Stengle play for in 2025 after he tells Geelong to GAGF ? - Elmer_Judd - Stengle signs on practically for life. Then almost ends his life by drinking vodka out of the premiership cup at a Geelong nightclub after beating Norf.
  3. King 'Charles' Curnow 100 goal watch in 2024 - King Charles didn't even win the Coleman. Also half of his goals came from free kicks :$
  4. Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - Jesse 'Hip Hop' Motlop, another Blues star plucked from our Freo Feeder Farm - 4 touches in an important game against the Saints. 10 disposals in an elimination final. Zero goals.
  5. Dopey Joe and the Brizzle Bogans vs The Man of Steel (Cripps) and the courageous Carlton Super Heroes - rofl - one goal 3 minutes before half time. Shittrucks.
  6. The Sinking Plastic Giants vs Vossy's Grand Final Bound Blue Flaggers - not grand final bound :(
  7. Welcome to Carlton Christian 'Trac' Petracca ! - the early Crow. Like a middling Adelaide football club

3. zackah (or Chief hacking zackah's account)
  1. Post here if you didn’t lose on a 5 day break
  2. Post here if you have won at least 80% of your last 5 games and are undefeated
  3. GOAT mod zackah's Mighty finals bound Essenscum Bombers vs WOAT mod dinsdale's poo and wee bottom 4 Hawfs
  4. Post here if you concede less than 85 points per game (the not shithouse defence lounge fred) and zackah
  5. Post here if you're in the Top 8 with a % over 100
4. Triggering Tiger
  1. Post here if you think Carlton will fail next season - they have made finals (unfortunately).
  2. Geelonks march down south of the ladder in 2024 - Finished Top 4 and made a prelim
  3. Our tall timber will dominate the comp in 2024 - your tall timber is deadwood - great for making wooden spoons with.
  4. How many goals will the K train kick for the tiggies in 2024 - not many
  5. Top 4 tigers in 2024 - lol
5. AvantGardener
  1. Pictures of people and things that can outcoach Ken Hinkley - turns out Ken can outcoach Crazy Vossy
  2. Post here if you have been on over 50 points at quarter time in 2024 - bonus point for GWSs comeback. This thread is also the one that inspired the David King medal. So perhaps it should count for two entries, such was the extreme nature of the backfire.
  3. Post here if you are playing this week - lol
  4. Has the gap between the top 8 and bottom teams ever been wider? - it's gotten to about 10 goals at half time with the bottom 8 yet to score.
6. Footy Is The Win
  1. Naicos is gonna have a sore neck next week - Footy is the Win - the thread was posted (and backfired) before the 2023 Grand Final but the backfire was confirmed after the final siren when the Norm Smith was awarded to Bobby Hill :$
  2. NAI50S: Reigning Owen3 Premiers Collingwood Flagpies V St.Spoon - Footy Is The Win - lol beaten by Ross The Boss
  3. What went wrong with NARRMs Premiership defence?
7. V_23
  1. [GF Waiting Lounge] Post here if your team is going to play in the 2024 AFL Grand Final - will let you know in two weeks time
  2. Who's going to win the Coleman this year? - Jesse Hogan. Perhaps you should get him from GWS?

8. STPer18, mcgrath_truther (mod intervention), SCULLY2GWS U MAD, sth_melbdimmies, frggr, BlackFlag
  1. Legendary Coach Chris Scott allows maggot umpires to meet with him in Geelong. - STPer18 - Not sure why this was backfired, investigation pending
  2. Footscray and Bravery™ - @sth_melbdimmies
  3. the #top2 bound proletariat edge vs. the bourgeoise demons - mcgrath_truther - because a certain goat mod changed the fred title :mad:
  4. The “Carlton to miss the finals” watch party, a place where all neutrals can gather and lol. - SCULLY2GWS U MAD - Carlton made finals because Freo are ****ing shit
  5. RTBs RBTs vs Scotty's Magnificent Cats - Colon-ial Stadium, Docklands - frggr - apparently this got backfired though no extravagant claims were made. BLOAT Mod intervention at its finest.
  6. So, Carlton are now flag favorites - @BlackFlag - lol.
  7. Giants v Brions - Winner gets free pass through to the Grand Final - some St Kilda flog.
Only a few weeks to go. Will Elmer_Hauser remain sober enough to stop posting easily backfireable threads? Probably not.
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mcgrath_truther said:
it's just a fun medal, there's no need to get mad about receiving the award!
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Doesn't bother me myself honestly if i win it, but it's fun getting into Spreaders head and making him squirm, it's honestly quite sad seeing him pull out all stops to avoid winning it, including grovelling/sucking up to the mods.
 

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