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Transcript from Monday...



Nonagenarian Dees' fan, wearing a reefer jacket dandruffed like a lamington, phones his Carlton-supporting stockbroker:


''Chad old chum, what's better than beating Carlton by 10 goals?'' 



Stockbroker thinks:


GAGF you camembert-reeking goat, but I need your money otherwise Chad junior will be out of Wesley and the Missus will suspend mattress privileges again


Stockbroker says:


"I'm not sure Mr Lane-Fox, please tell?"



Dees' fan, through wheezed laughter-spittle:


"1 point!"



RIP George Harris


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